woah woah [I]hold your horses[/I]

there is no pretense ever it is 100% from the heart

slit my throat in the middle of jury selection

or whatever that nine hour long thing i just went to was

my mother offered to buy me condoms because she's afraid i'll catch hiv

i don't even know how to react to this

tell her yeah cuz theyre kinda expensive

probability i'm actually going to use them: negligible

Do they not have family planning clinics there.

S'where I get mine from.

ask her how to put them on you're afraid to catch hiv

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18373092]if you were going to kill yourself how would you go about doing it[/QUOTE]

Exit bag & helium.

Shame they don't sell guns here, really.

never met anyone with HIV

except maybe once

i don't even know how i'm still alive

tell her you only do anal

yessss :lol:

pretty sure you can catch hiv from anal

goddamn

My cat can do better. And scratch dirt over it.
If they are searching the tunnels-then we must leave the tunnels.
to the reluctant conclusion that the only way they could ever find out
drift over to the first flock, find one of the shepherds who is maybe
lifted a quizzical eyebrow.
ribs sent me skidding down the room.
budge. I looked at the now silent box.
and the launch moved away and vanished in the growing light. Scarcely
dat gets this sword for free. Any takers?
Veldi . . . ?
and fingering the hilt of his large sword embedded in the stone close
neck. Raised it and began to fire at us.
Physicists tend to look at things in a different manner.

that has got to be the best email i have ever received in my life

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7WY4t2pS0&feature=related[/url]

dont know if this can even be considered a parody. its pretty spot on.

not enough reverb and delay on the vocals

dat nigga got sum pocky

whats the point of putting url tags if ur gonna f em up :lol: that just makes it harder to cp

i'm trying to come up with an idea for this marketing project; it has to be something that hasn't been invented yet that I have to market for the rest of the semester. I think I'm going to advertise a pill that cures cancer. my marketing campaign is just going to be: "it cures cancer. Why wouldn't you want this?"

watchin 3 ninjas kick back this is probably the best 3 ninjas

[QUOTE=blockhead;18373169]i'm trying to come up with an idea for this marketing project; it has to be something that hasn't been invented yet that I have to market for the rest of the semester. I think I'm going to advertise a pill that cures cancer. my marketing campaign is just going to be: "it cures cancer. Why wouldn't you want this?"[/QUOTE]

pocket eliminator
press it and it says one of 50 sayings

haha that would be badass. i have to say eliminator has really grown on me.

[QUOTE=emilyyy;18373174]pocket eliminator
press it and it says one of 50 sayings[/QUOTE]

my favorite pocket eliminator saying is probably "i sgasghugh nd hugsh u fgt fuk :lol::confused::confused::confused:"

[IMG]http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p441/KireCrasher/SonicRelaxing.gif[/IMG]

or shrek dick

lol @ pic

[QUOTE]a pill that cures cancer[/QUOTE]

...

dude he said that it has to be something that hasn't been invented yet and is something "way out there" i don't have to make it feasible apparently so i think this works.

the eliminator girlfriend