**** yes, FINALLY.

We're gonna need full back story as well

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17390982]We're gonna need full back story as well[/QUOTE]

Indeed, we need all the juicy deets and whatnot.

**** you all for not saying bye back. see you all in hell

[QUOTE=jrowa001;17390990]**** you all for not saying bye back. see you all in hell[/QUOTE]

Sorry bb. Ilu, bye bye. :]

[QUOTE=jrowa001;17390990]**** you all for not saying bye back. see you all in hell[/QUOTE]

sup jrowA peace

I don't know you but bye, have fun in Europe you lucky bastard

k so two years ago I got a random message on myspace from this 17 year old chick, forgot what it was. I thought it was spam but I responded.

She ended up being an incoming freshman at my college, so basically we flirted the whole summer, she turned 18 and everything so that was good.

Anyways I woke early as hell to meet her on the first day and show her around campus. The whole time on myspace she talked about hugging me and **** when we met and none of that happend. She was nervous as hell, and incredibly shy. Blah blah blah, we met one more time since we had a class together, but we both dropped it because it was a **** professor.

She messages me like a year later asking for me to get her a job on campus, I'm like, umm why

/cool story bro

hold up I'll get a pic

[QUOTE=adb;17391001]k so two years ago I got a random message on myspace from this 17 year old chick, forgot what it was. I thought it was spam but I responded.

She ended up being an incoming freshman at my college, so basically we flirted the whole summer, she turned 18 and everything so that was good.

Anyways I woke early as hell to meet her on the first day and show her around campus. The whole time on myspace she talked about hugging me and **** when we met and none of that happend. She was nervous as hell, and incredibly shy. Blah blah blah, we met one more time since we had a class together, but we both dropped it because it was a **** professor.

She messages me like a year later asking for me to get her a job on campus, I'm like, umm why

/cool story bro

hold up I'll get a pic[/QUOTE]

Sounds like you need to stop being such a pussbag. A real man doesn't wait for the bitch to make the first move, they are expecting you to do it! C'mon, you're killing me, bro.

[IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/2mpapu0.jpg[/IMG]

this one time i was talking to this gi-

oh wait nvm

[QUOTE=adb;17391010][IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/2mpapu0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Omfg, you're lucky I wasn't there. I would've knocked you out and had her to myself tbh.

i have a similar story but mine's weirder and the girl involved is insanely gorgeous. should i share mine too?

If it's as pathetic as Brents, I don't wanna hear it tbh.

she didn't look [I]that [/I]good in person tbh

and she was way too quiet. I was constantly trying to start conversations

I really think she used me to be her ****in tour guide, she always talked about how she was scared of getting lost

**** her

[QUOTE=adb;17391020]she didn't look [I]that [/I]good in person tbh

and she was way too quiet. I was constantly trying to start conversations

I really think she used me to be her ****in tour guide[/QUOTE]

Oh come on. She's obv a slamming hot bitty and you dropped the ball. GOOD JOB BRENT HOLY ****.

sup bros nm jsut makin excuses

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17391022]Oh come on. She's obv a slamming hot bitty and you dropped the ball. GOOD JOB BRENT HOLY ****.[/QUOTE]

thats her best picture obviously

and her brother is good at photoshop so yeah

I'm telling you she wasn't that hot in person

STOP TROLLIN ME BRAH

her brother is good at photoshop

[QUOTE=adb;17391024]thats her best picture obviously

and her brother is good at photoshop so yeah

I'm telling you she wasn't that hot in person

STOP TROLLIN ME BRAH[/QUOTE]

I'm not trolling you, brah. I'm just saying, you have to be a smidge more aggressive with girls. If you wait for them to make the first move then **** ain't gonna happen.

I made moves dude, seriously. She said she only wanted to be friends online before meeting, should've mentioned that
[QUOTE=freeliminator;17391026]her brother is good at photoshop[/QUOTE]

forreal

eh jessica alba doesnt look that good irl her brother is good at photoshop

If she's really not that hot, then show us another picture where she isn't that hot.

EDIT @ elim: LOL

[QUOTE=freeliminator;17391030]eh jessica alba doesnt look that good irl her brother is good at photoshop[/QUOTE]

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Prepare whelps. I'm gonna post a pic tomorrow, I can't take anymore of this non-elitery.

EDIT: goin 2 bed, g'night bros. :]

[IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/a2skt0.jpg[/IMG]

more accurate

[QUOTE=adb;17391041][IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/a2skt0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

OK, so she's not the slamming hot bitty I thought she was but she's still ****able at the very least.

Okay so one time I was on myspace and some random girl I didn't know (she was one of my ex's friends, i believe) messaged me her phone number and told me to text her

so we started texting back and forth for a few weeks and after a while started talking on the phone for hours at a time and she was saying things about wishing i could hold her and shi

then one day out of the blue she asks me to spend the night at her house, so i showed up and it turned out she was one of the finest girls i've ever met ever. anyway we decide to go to the beach and set up a tent, stayed out there for a few days. no i did not **** her.

But for the whole three days she's all over me constantly and kissing me all the time and saying that she's my girlfriend, and when i finally went home she was all "please don't leave" and she had tears in her eyes and ****

she never returned my calls after that and eventually i found out she met some other guy like three days later, cool story bro.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17391045]Okay so one time I was on myspace and some random girl I didn't know (she was one of my ex's friends, i believe) messaged me her phone number and told me to text her

so we started texting back and forth for a few weeks and after a while started talking on the phone for hours at a time and she was saying things about wishing i could hold her and shi

then one day out of the blue she asks me to spend the night at her house, so i showed up and it turned out she was one of the finest girls i've ever met ever. anyway we decide to go to the beach and set up a tent, stayed out there for a few days. no i did not **** her.

But for the whole three days she's all over me constantly and kissing me all the time and saying that she's my girlfriend, and when i finally went home she was all "please don't leave" and she had tears in her eyes and ****

she never returned my calls after that and eventually i found out she met some other guy like three days later, cool story bro.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like one of millions of lame and needy bitches out there. You're better off without her as I'm sure you know.

I was actually willing to look past it just because she was like Halle Berry status physically.