^Are you a female (We Love Lime)?

I'm going to go all hikkikomori on everyone's a[B]s[/B]s.
I've got just enough money to buy a PS2 of my own, I've got enough games already to last me until next summer, and Bad Girls is just getting good.


I need a blog.

You guys are soggy old c[B]u[/B]nts.

I like to masturbate.
To Pepsi:
I punch stuff when I am mad. Maybe you should try?

[QUOTE=VTDS_xx]^Are you a female (We Love Lime)?[/QUOTE]

No. Lol. Why?

Umm...no?
It just makes me feel worse because I'm so weak.

You said it hurts to masturbate.
I figured you would [i]have[/i] to be female to say that.
Unless you were joking.
If not, see a doctor.

Masturbating hurts for you?
I have always wondered what masturbating feels like when your a girl.
My Girlfriend wont tell me!

[QUOTE=Pespi]Umm...no?
It just makes me feel worse because I'm so weak.[/QUOTE]

Maybe.

You should get somebody to punch something for you.

Berk - Not for me. I love it. lawl. >_>

Then Yell as loud as you can? I dont do that.

[QUOTE=Berk11]I punch stuff when I am mad. Maybe you should try?[/QUOTE]
I tried that once and I couldn't drum for a while on account of I broke my hand because I punched a tree.

Hehe. Maybe I have some sort of defficancy. I jack off too much. I'm 14, never gotten tongue, and am Probably going to die a virgin.

I have no intentions to see a doctor either, I'm going to adopt a poor african child and rename him Calvin. Unless he has a cool name, or if he wants to keep his name.

It's not like Extrutuating pain, sorta like Owe. Lol[SIZE="1"]it doesn't want to come out[/SIZE]Oh bloody hell. Why am I telling you guys this?

At least I didn't get an anal bead stuck up my ***.

Yelling hurts my throat.

I'm going to go upstairs and read FFVIII shoujo-ai.
Then shower.
And watch bad girls.
And read more.
And f[B]u[/B]ck myself to sleep.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Yelling hurts my throat.

I'm going to go upstairs and read FFVIII shoujo-ai.
Then shower.
And watch bad girls.
And read more.
And f[B]u[/B]ck myself to sleep.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a plan.

I am 13 and I got like today,
is that bad?

[QUOTE=Berk11]I am 13 and I got like today,
is that bad?[/QUOTE]

What?

I meant
I am 13
And I got tongue like today.

[QUOTE=Berk11]I meant
I am 13
And I got tongue like today.[/QUOTE]

Because You

Are a Jerk;). Lucky bitch.

Well I'm glad for you.

Cow tongue?

Its not all that good.
Well it is but when it happens like everyday it gets borring.
.....
Edit: Human tongue.

[QUOTE=Berk11]Its not all that good.
Well it is but when it happens like everyday it gets borring.
.....[/QUOTE]

Lol. Pace yourself than. Hehehe. I don't see how its bad

All the time > Never IMO.

Meh, I guess.
I wish I was a girl for like 12 minutes and I would touch myself.

Oh, crazy masturbation conversations.

I just got back from the talent show at my school... there were some bands there. Every band had a screaming singer. There was like 5 or 6. That crap sounds terrible. I've never been to a screamo concert before... I never want to see that type of band again. It's like they were dying or something.

One time, the singer said between songs "Here's one you guys will know," and he started screaming AGGGGHHHHH!! I was like WTF they all sound the same.

Don't these guys know most people don't want to hear that? I left most of them to walk around the school, but I stayed in for one of them and like 3/4 of the people left.

Some music today is just sad.

that it is my friend.

someone I knew once said "the only people that go to Scremo shows are other screamo bands." I kinda laughed at that comment

I've been around a lot of screamo, just because the stuff my band plays at usually has these sort of bands. I can't stand it, don't know why its considered music. I like rap more than that ****, and thats saying something!

Ugh, screamo...*shudders*.

It's starting to get popular here :upset:
I don't understand how people can listen to it, but meh, it's their decision I suppose.

[QUOTE]I like rap more than that ****, and thats saying something![/QUOTE]
Same here there were rappers there I actually liked after the bands!

[QUOTE=Freebyrd]

One time, the singer said between songs "Here's one you guys will know," and he started screaming AGGGGHHHHH!! I was like WTF they all sound the same.

QUOTE]
AGHHHH... "Wait, I dont know this one".

Erm..
And about the painful masturbating..that's kinda weird man.
Might wanna get it checked out dude.