I've been to York before :eek:

York is great.


I ordered a double espresso from a cafe and it came in a pint mug. No sleep for me tonight.


I want an espresso machine.

I'm not much of a coffee fan tbh. Tea ftw.

I probably wont sleep well either, exam results tomorrow :eek:

Eeeesh, good luck.


I only like Espresso. Mmmm.

Evenin' O fair people of the UK

Ohh so much dramaz at work today.
It's a bank holiday up here and we were the only pharmacy open so it was mobbed basically all day. Plus there was only 3 of us working in the shop. One being the pharmasist the other the despenser. So it was a pretty sh[I]i[/I]t one today. :(

I decided to walk home (I had no money for a bus >_>) but I wanted to! [I]I swear![/I]
I passed many lols along the way!!

- a dead/rotting hedgehog that was flat and starting to mould...
- a used condom with 'stuff' in it
- a drain cover with [I]Trojan[/I] written on it! heheh
and
Dog poo with a footprint right in the middle!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

thx AG.

How far is your walk home Zowe? jeez

I ate a packet out MAOAM's today, and it has the most ruderest picture on the front ever.


If I can't find it online, I'll scan it.


LMAO.


[url]http://www.sagen.at/texte/gegenwart/images/maoam_sex.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Dead Star]How far is your walk home Zowe? jeez[/QUOTE]
2 and a bit miles.
Directly into the sun too, my eyes were killing me :(

HAHA :lol:
naughty sweety!! hah that's class!

[QUOTE=AG]


LMAO.


[url]http://www.sagen.at/texte/gegenwart/images/maoam_sex.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah that's not obvious at all :lol:

:lol:

I'm eating Fruitcake.

:cool:

I just got back from the gym.

Now I am drinking cider and waiting to get picked up to go play some pool.

What is everyone else doing tonights?

I bought three bottles of Kopparberg Cider Extra Strength in mixed fruits. I shall have one tonight I think.

Mmmm, 7% cidery goodness.

[QUOTE=Nerve_Agents]

What is everyone else doing tonights?[/QUOTE]

Calling people on Counter Strike noobs, basically

[I]Get out of my way, you stupid nub[/I]
[I]What are you doing?! Idiot nub
Oh for christs sake, you are such a dumbass nub![/I]

[QUOTE=AG]I bought three bottles of Kopparberg Cider Extra Strength in mixed fruits. I shall have one tonight I think.

Mmmm, 7% cidery goodness.[/QUOTE]


Cider is awsome. Tonight I am on the 2, 2 liter bottles of Jacksons/Sainsburys finest for £3.50.

Bargain

Seriously?

Only hard alcoholics buy cheap cider....well, not to stereotype anybody, but you know...

[SIZE="1"]should of got lager[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Nerve_Agents]I just got back from the gym.

Now I am drinking cider and waiting to get picked up to go play some pool.

What is everyone else doing tonights?[/QUOTE]

Its been ages since I last played pool/snooker. I used to be pretty good at 9 ball and 8-ball once over

Who wants to play CS:S

I don't have it ftw.

I'm buying zelda collectors edition now.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]I don't have it ftw.

[/QUOTE]

Just as well...it's for people who can't aim
Get 1.6 instead

I don't know the first thing about CS...

Like where to get it etc.

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]I don't have it ftw.

I'm buying zelda collectors edition now.[/QUOTE]

I have that its amazing

:lol:
The past half hour texting my friend Ross:

The other night when we went to the pub I threw orange juice all over him so this is what we've got planned next!!

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][QUOTE=him]I'll piss on you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"][QUOTE=moi]If you piss on my, I'll sh[I]it[/I] on [COLOR="Red"]you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][QUOTE=him]I'll piss AND sh[I]i[/I]t on you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"][QUOTE=me]I'll piss, shi[I]t[/I] and period all over you. Then I'll eat it, sick it up over you, eat it then finally shi[I]t[/I] it all over you[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][QUOTE=him]I'll piss, sh[I]i[/I]t, spit, cum and vomit into a blender, mix it up, drink it, puke it up and add in some earwax and shaved off pubes. Then drink it and puke it up all over your head :)[/QUOTE][/COLOR]
[QUOTE=me]I'll piss, sh[I]i[/I]t, period, cum, sneeze, fart, diarrheah and spit on you. Mix in some pubes, snot, knob cheese, fanny greese and fetuses- leave it out in the sun so it goes mouldy, make you eat it. Then once you **** it out I'll pour it all over you. Then piss and shi[I]i[/I]t on you :)[/QUOTE][/COLOR]

Then he gave up!! :D
I win!![COLOR="Red"][/COLOR]

Gross.

Eeeeewwwww

arousing

lol you should be very proud of yourself :p

Oh I am :smoke:

He gave up too easily, I had loads more lined up!!

I'll cut out your eyes, jizz in your eye sockets, and cut your stomach open. Then I'll rip my urethra open and take out all the blood and whatever else is in there and rub it all over your innards, then I'll eat your ovaries after shi[COLOR="Black"]t[/COLOR]ing all over them, then I'll vomit it up and mix the vomit with blood and your crushed up eyes, then I'll put it in your mouth and staple your mouth shut, then whip you until you throw up again, then make you swallow it.

...

/has a massive boner

Zowe, that was so fit.

[quote=Zowë]Oh I am :smoke:

He gave up too easily, I had loads more lined up!![/quote]

smoking....way to lower the tone of the thread Zowe :rolleyes:

and he was obviously just no match for warped mind :p

NP - QOTSA - I Never Came

I never knew you were capable of that Zowe.

NP - QOTSA - Go With The Flow

I can do better

[QUOTE=Jay]All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. [/QUOTE]

That's cheating.

itt i am not le drunk ;- wink

wewt.

intern9ts

Surprises me in the least Phill. :p

[QUOTE=AG]Tbh, OoT > WW > MM



I went to York today, yay. Picked up yet another hard/flightcase for mics and cables and stuff, £5 well spent. Charity shops pwn.


There is one street in York with 9 charity shops.[/QUOTE]

York is great.


Not quite as great as that hawt sweet wrapper though :lol:

FOAD

I hate our postal system, I'm expecting my exam results in this morning, but they havent ****ing turned up yet. I have on the other hand got my National Insurance Number, and some other random letters for my mum.

BUT NO EXAM RESULTS :mad:

[QUOTE=Dead Star]FOAD

I hate our postal system, I'm expecting my exam results in this morning, but they havent ****ing turned up yet. I have on the other hand got my National Insurance Number, and some other random letters for my mum.

BUT NO EXAM RESULTS :mad:[/QUOTE]

maybe your results got lost or destroyed somewhere along the lines, and you'll have to do all your exams again....

Wewt morning guys.

I feel like crap today for a change :(

At least work is quiet so I have nothing to do :D