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just made some kvlt hot tea

just poured a kvlt glass of water

pics or lies

harry imma kick your ***

I like to be beaten within an inch of my life then have my master masturbate over my degradation

so lemonader was right original metal gear is the best of the series

jcs what is your take on the lady gaga phenomenon

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17702076]jcs what is your take on the lady gaga phenomenon[/QUOTE]

she's just another flavor of the month generic pop star that does nothing special with her music and furthermore is an ugly tranny

but but she's kinda pretty

shes a goddess

[QUOTE=illmitch;17702083]shes a goddess[/QUOTE]

predicted this word for word tbh

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17702081]but but she's kinda pretty[/QUOTE]

nah not really

she looks too manly for a chick

and i'm saying that as someone that likes dudes

i commonly find guys attractive out the corner of my eye

then im like **** thats not a girl with a trendy short haircut, that s a boy with a trendy long hair cut :upset:

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17702088]i commonly find guys attractive out the corner of my eye

then im like **** thats not a girl with a trendy short haircut, that s a boy with a trendy long hair cut :upset:[/QUOTE]

Well that's pretty much how I got into dudes.

So be careful or you might catch the gay

i've been having this problem ever since I read Orwell's [I]1984[/I]

part with the boyish looking short-haired slut girl got to me

interesting development

im a girl and think lady gaga is pretty

i was young and impressionable

but yeah theres nothing cooler than 1980's art chicks who rebel against totalitarian oppression through promiscous sex

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17702104]i was young and impressionable

but yeah theres nothing cooler than 1980's art chicks who rebel against totalitarian oppression through promiscous sex[/QUOTE]

are you sure you're thinking of 1984?

yeah, she was named Julia

she was a pretty important character


she wears a Jonas brothers chastity belt or something but when Winston talks to her she's all "yeah i'm a rebel, i pretty much have sex with anyone"

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17702114]yeah, she was named Julia

she was a pretty important character[/QUOTE]

nah dude

you're thinking of animal farm

that's a duck you're thinking of

im long overdue on having read every George Orwell novel

the four or five i've read were classic,

i'm not a big fan of orwell

just doesn't capture me in i find myself drifting a lot

I'm a fan of pizza

im kinda like those people at the end of brave new world that get all excited and start beating each other

i want to do a really gothic and post-modern remake of [I]Un Chien Andalou[/I]

pretty sure it will be praised in intellectual circles

suuuuuuuuuuuup bros

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17702125]i want to do a really gothic and post-modern remake of [I]Un Chien Andalou[/I]

pretty sure it will be praised in intellectual circles[/QUOTE]

ugh

jaundice can you just stop it for a minute and make like 3 non-fairy-hipster posts jesus christ

edit: hey jawshy

you can't act like a color version of it with updated background music and a slightly darker story line wouldn't slay