[QUOTE=Toaster;15841278]does anyone know anyone who pronounces "frustration" like "fustration"

it's pretty irritating[/QUOTE]

no but ive heard axe instead of ask

[QUOTE=Steerpike;15841225]This one is my new favorite and here's why. Emphasis and footnotes mine.



1. The irony is palpable.
2. If that sentence is followed by, "Like f[size=2]u[/size]cking and drinking," I can totally get behind that. But I kind of doubt it.
3. I bet his wife hears that [i]a lot[/i].
4. I've never seen a more gross misuse of the phrase, "jsut happened to," in my entire life.
5. Oh, you have need for useless trivia books alright.
6. Apparently installing fiber optic cables for sattelites don't count, because that lets you watch The 700 Club and Fox News in hi-def.
7. So that would mean God is responsible for condoms, p0rn web sites, and fleshlights. Okay. I can roll with that.
8. I'll bet it does, Gomer.
9. James Joyce? The Wachowski brothers? Neil Gaiman?
10. Damn. I was close.
11. Well... you don't.
12. ....... F[size=2]u[/size]ck, you don't need me. Write your own joke.
13. That little typo there actually makes for an interesting movie tagline, or at least a line in a trailer.[/QUOTE]
Like, literally. I wonder why it isn't legal to just go out and throw these kinds of people off a cliff.

lololol

[quote][on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]

When two guy's have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that's in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy's twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can't become one flesh when having normal sex.

Women don't have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can't naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

Oral with dudes can't be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

Oral with the opposite sex still isn't natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.[/quote]

This guy does [i]a lot[/i] of thinking about gay sex.

I'll bet his wife cheats on him constantly.

[QUOTE=Steerpike;15841357]This guy does [i]a lot[/i] of thinking about gay sex.

I'll bet his wife cheats on him constantly.[/QUOTE]

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[I]
There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

AV1611VET[/I]


LMAO, I used to debate this guy on another forum.

[quote]If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.[/quote]

Now we're gettin' somewhere!

I'm having too much fun with this.

[I]was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl. Besides being too young to play it, it is true that I won't let her play it because she is a girl. And no, I don't think she should not learn math, either. I want my boys and girls (I have 2 each) to grow up being boys and girls. I don't want them growing up confused as to what their roles are in life. I want my girls to grow up with a desire to take care of their kids at home. Even homeschool. I want my boys to grow up learning what it means to lead, how to lead, and how to do it in a Godly way. I want my girls to learn how to follow their husbands leadership. I want them to learn that submitting to their husband does not make them a door mat. That it's as God wants it, and that they will have a more fulfilling life by doing what God has said.[/I]




[I][Rape in the Bible]

Women are naturally weak, they are more open to sin, then men are.

The rapes happened in the bible yes they happened and were recorded , why to teach us a lesson, have you not heard of parables, in the Bible, these happend to teach us women not to bare are flesh or to lust.

(So you worship a Pro-Rape God with sadistic personality disorder?)

God allows it to happen, in the hope that it would teach us and strengthen are faith.

It happens, but most female rape victims often bring it on themselves.

(What a unbelievable statement! Are you for real? Please be a troll.)

a troll? yes i am being real.

God is not sadistic, he allows it for are sake, so we could learn.

(So God is Satan? I'm Confused.)[/I]

At least he doesn't want his daughter to be a door mat.

Trying to find something redeemable I dunno.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15840185]I'd be thoroughly surprised and pissed off the B&N does not have it.[/QUOTE]

hahahaha, they didn't.

Ya, playing a video game turns innocent girls into punching bags.

[I]Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are. [/I]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;15841441][I]Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are. [/I][/QUOTE]

blacks?

These Christian posts (and their interpretations) are hilarious. I would argue that religion is good for some people, but man, when you're surrounded by people who write crap like that, it makes me wonder how they can follow the whole 'love thy neighbor' thing.

"Love your neighbor as long as they're like you in every way" is probably a bit more accurate.

Love your neighbor as long as they give nice rimjobs.

i prefer only the most assfisting prostate stimulation

nigga don't know nothin' 'bout prostates

I like hugs.

ummm okay?

Females are evil.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15841561]Females are evil.[/QUOTE]

a lot of them really are. :(

GURL (7:50:32 PM): I do too.. and I still think about you a lot

i <3 females

josh is dat u?

yeah dat me

I'm a little disappointed they weren't able to salvage some quotes from the now-defunct Mothers Against Goth MySpace group. The most classic line being under the section on how to tell your kid is going Goth. Steel yourselves for this.

"He's eating Count Dracula cereal."

Tangential, but of the monster cereals (Count Chocula et al), Boo-Berry is actually the most popular in the Mid West. When asked why they like it so much, consumers listed among other things that they were amused by how he always looks stoned and they just like the way he talks (Peter Lorre).

There used to be a hilarious Mothers Against Noise website.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothers_Against_Noise[/url]

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15789142]I still have yet to find out whats so funny about throwing randoms words together.[/QUOTE]
when have i ever done that

cool I just finished my new musics

it sucks

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15841561]Females are evil.[/QUOTE]

yeah, ill agree

[I]very evil, in my opinion[/I]