[QUOTE=i am the robots;15840760]maybe i will after im done listening to envy and ordering this purse[/QUOTE]

is it juicy couture

ive been thinking about getting one myself

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f-dKaa4ucs[/url]
watch this :lol:

[QUOTE=ICB;15840768]Matt, I heard you drink Zema.[/QUOTE]

qft

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15840776]is it juicy couture

ive been thinking about getting one myself[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/large_photos/flameclutchpurse.jpg[/url]

Haha, my boss totally lent my some Richard Dawkins Audiobook CDs

[QUOTE=repcak;15840811][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f-dKaa4ucs[/url]
watch this :lol:[/QUOTE]

hahaha i've seen that. "That's so underground".

Richard Dawkins is a fag.

Not really, but ok.

No he's definitely a fag.

no, not really, but [B][I][U]OK[/U][/I][/B]

Martyrdöd kick so much swedish ***!

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15840879]no, not really, but [B][I][U]OK[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]

You're not listening, are you?

[QUOTE=repcak;15840811][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f-dKaa4ucs[/url]
watch this :lol:[/QUOTE]

ooollld

[QUOTE=ICB;15840897]You're not listening, are you?[/QUOTE]

I've already read [I]The God Delusion.[/I] My boss didn't put the title on it because some of the people we work with are rather religious.

Have you read anything by him, or are you just calling him a fag because he is an outspoken atheist?

Yo g-units today at my school during an assembly somebody lit a whole bunch of firecrackers pulled the fire alarm and shouted "Columbine" and nows it gonna be on the news

hi5 for really lame school pranks

He's a knob. Let's lighten the mood!

Actual quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms:

[QUOTE]Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:http%3A//www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx%3Farchive%3D1[/url]

[QUOTE]Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE![/QUOTE]

rofl

[quote]Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?[/quote]

Thank you, f[size=2]u[/size]cking looney-tune! But John Steinbeck you ain't.

That's depressing while being hilarious.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15840975]rofl[/QUOTE]

if that is an actual quote I am ashamed to share the earth with these people

at the same time thats hilaarious lmao

[QUOTE][in a discussion on whether the speed of light is constant (fundies like to say it isn't)]

Constants seldom are ... pi changes depending upon the strength of the gravitational field involved.[/QUOTE]

That site is golden.

[QUOTE]Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.[/QUOTE]
LOL

They're all real, you can view their original sources.

Some of those people are infant-raping insane. Check out this motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker.

[quote]I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.[/quote]

Fortunately for us all, I can safely say that William Wallace there really only poses a threat to his kids.

Oh Christians :(

Some of the quotes on fstdt are actually from forums I go to!

rofl, the mood definitely has been lifted.

This one is my new favorite and here's why. Emphasis and footnotes mine.

[quote]The other day while installing some new fiber optics cables for a satellite array I overheard some coworkers talking about quarks. [b]Quarks are supposedly tiny particles that nobody can see and nobody has any use for.(1)[/b] So why do we know about them? What good does it possibly do us to know what a quark is? Just another example of useless science, and wasted money on the so called research needed for this great discovery.

I seriously have to wornder about people who spend their free time thinking about things like quarks or quasars. [b]There are more important things to do.(2)[/b]

[b]As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn't in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question.(3)[/b] A few years ago when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section I was scared. But I didnt turn to any book about quarks. Luckily I had my palm pilot with me, [b]which just happened to have the entire King James bible on it!(4)[/b] I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. [b]I sure didn't need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in.(5)[/b]

[b]I have very little use for science. In fact it is in impediment to getting close to God.(6)[/b]

[Someone points out the obvious fact that c-sections and computers are a benefit of science.]

You are confusing TECHNOLOGY with SCIENCE.

Technology and science are often lumped together, but are totally separate and unrelated things.

Technology makes peoples lives easier. [b]Technology is the product of inventive geniuses who were inspired by God.(7)[/b] Inventions and innovations improve life.

[b]Science causes confustion and makes things complicated.(8)[/b] Everytime there is a new discovery the old discoveries and old wisdom are discarded! And theories get more and more complex. Science makes people confused and complicates things. [b]Who is the author of confusion?(9) Satan of course.(10)[/b] The bible it the opposite of science. Biblical wisdom NEVER CHANGES, and anyone can get it. Scientific wisdom is always changing and contradicting itself, [b]and really nobody gets it.(11)[/b]

[b]Please don't insult our intelligence(12)[/b] by lumping science and technology together. [b]They are as different at night and day.(13)[/b][/quote]

1. The irony is palpable.
2. If that sentence is followed by, "Like f[size=2]u[/size]cking and drinking," I can totally get behind that. But I kind of doubt it.
3. I bet his wife hears that [i]a lot[/i].
4. I've never seen a more gross misuse of the phrase, "jsut happened to," in my entire life.
5. Oh, you have need for useless trivia books alright.
6. Apparently installing fiber optic cables for sattelites don't count, because that lets you watch The 700 Club and Fox News in hi-def.
7. So that would mean God is responsible for condoms, p0rn web sites, and fleshlights. Okay. I can roll with that.
8. I'll bet it does, Gomer.
9. James Joyce? The Wachowski brothers? Neil Gaiman?
10. Damn. I was close.
11. Well... you don't.
12. ....... F[size=2]u[/size]ck, you don't need me. Write your own joke.
13. That little typo there actually makes for an interesting movie tagline, or at least a line in a trailer.

dude, he's got a point, science does causes confustion

lol confustion, is that new type of engine?

dude, it takes the thoughts of christians and burns them for energy because its an evil scientific machine, not to be confused with a (god inspired) technological machine

does anyone know anyone who pronounces "frustration" like "fustration"

it's pretty irritating

oh wow, those quotes made me stop eating my cinnamon toast crunch and cry.