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P13 02-28-2011 11:02 AM

I thought you said you were going to spruce up your kitchen, not your skills. My bad.

and what does make you a chef anyways?

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 11:08 AM

[QUOTE=P13;18423097]A lot of the weirder techniques aren't that hard. Like making flavoured powders, airs, spheres, and stuff are just like other things (mixing, emulsifying, boiling) but with extra chemicals added in.[/QUOTE]

understanding how the chemical structure of different types of food influence each other even in basic cooking can be a bit of a headache, even if you have a firm grasp on method you can perform from memory over and over again that works. for instance these two old indian chefs at work have very different styles, one just can't get his Makhani sauce and masala dishes the way the other guy does and it shows when people go to eat it and time and time again claim the other guys is better. it's still top notch food but he reckons it is because the first chef hasn't got the same grasp on science and what is going on in the pan, just sort of treats it as a routine rather than art, etc.

you could probably pull off some nice tricks with just a surface level of understanding with molecular gastronomy i'm sure, I just want to be thorough with the sciencey stuff because first and foremost I want to get the most out of what I am doing, taking stuff to the next level is what it's all about. reading this book has completely changed the way I work

(*The Noonward Race*) 02-28-2011 11:10 AM

Native Indian ancestry.

Honestly I only said that because a few years ago one of my white bros told me earnestly as if I knew what drug he was on at the moment, that, "Indians can tell the future". I secretly laugh inside about that. like what?
[QUOTE]understanding how the chemical structure of different types of food influence each other even in basic cooking can be a bit of a headache, even if you have a firm grasp on method you can perform from memory over and over again that works. for instance these two old indian chefs at work have very different styles, one just can't get his Makhani sauce and masala dishes the way the other guy does and it shows when people go to eat it and time and time again claim the other guys is better. it's still top notch food but he reckons it is because the first chef hasn't got the same grasp on science and what is going on in the pan, just sort of treats it as a routine rather than art, etc.

you could probably pull off some nice tricks with just a surface level of understanding with molecular gastronomy i'm sure, I just want to be thorough with the sciencey stuff because first and foremost I want to get the most out of what I am doing, taking stuff to the next level is what it's all about. reading this book has completely changed the way I work[/QUOTE]woah yeah i'm theres some neurology behind that goings on about judging the time/ingredients levels and appearance/smell to judge decisions... it is, now, I must say an extremeley complicated art.

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 11:18 AM

it's one thing to follow a recipe but if you can fill in the blanks where not so obvious technical points that can make or break what you are doing aren't discussed at length and there are misleading steps it frees you

just makes cooking more enjoyable tbh

(*The Noonward Race*) 02-28-2011 11:20 AM

oh man big update, wanna pla ya 1v1v1 with my friend irl? he's not as good as me so it will be fun for us both to battl;e it out

edit if you read this, i'm already loading up that game bro

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 11:22 AM

lol

one game dude

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 11:58 AM

i learned how to make macaroni the other day

(*The Noonward Race*) 02-28-2011 12:01 PM

gg.

best of three? :- ] lol play you later my firends online now pce bro

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 12:03 PM

noonward ditched you

(*The Noonward Race*) 02-28-2011 12:24 PM

no i beat haz but then my firend who hasnt ben playing as much as me beat me just now
totally beat me

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 12:25 PM

i would have but it's like 6 am and i cannot sleep

fuck i hate having stuff to do during the day ugh

Deth 02-28-2011 12:26 PM

haz I'm going to hire you as my personal chef

(*The Noonward Race*) 02-28-2011 12:28 PM

can you at least dish over a recipe haz?

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 12:30 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18423165]haz I'm going to hire you as my personal chef[/QUOTE]

australia

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 02:49 PM

testing

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 02:49 PM

i think bulldog is lying about sleeping with that girl

what credibility does he have

Jackie Gleason 02-28-2011 03:14 PM

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nL9yT.jpg[/IMG]

sup bros
nm here just chillin browsin the web

publicastration 02-28-2011 03:21 PM

haz just give me a recipe for butter chicken

i will love u forver

Jackie Gleason 02-28-2011 03:34 PM

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1Bi9h.jpg[/IMG]

RouteOne 02-28-2011 03:44 PM

lmao

Morumbar 02-28-2011 04:45 PM

Lol at that comic.

In other news, sort of just scored a date.

P13 02-28-2011 04:46 PM

who names their dog Nig

Bitchfork 02-28-2011 04:47 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18423051]had a lucid dream that I couldn't get to sleep last night

what a shitty first lucid dream[/QUOTE]

lucid dreaming is amazing i remember one time i was walking down a liquid road and whispers circulated around me and shit and i was like holy fuck my dreams are fucking weird and it was like of all the things i wanted to say/knew/wanted to know but half of it was gibberish that i innately grasped was like wtf

Morumbar 02-28-2011 04:53 PM

Don't get me started on crappy dreams. Had this recurring dream for like half a year in which I died. Every time in a slightly different way. Well, I never really died, of course, I always woke up before it was over. Thankfully it stopped about two months ago. Was starting to get worried.

Anyway, gonna try to get some sleep. Long day tomorrow.

(*The Noonward Race*) 02-28-2011 04:54 PM

i had a lucid dream awake once no i was asleep a few nights ago

P13 02-28-2011 04:55 PM

the new OS X leaked
oooo

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 05:02 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18423165]haz I'm going to hire you as my personal chef[/QUOTE]

if you pay me well why not

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18423168]can you at least dish over a recipe haz?[/QUOTE]

just about to make an an omelette

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 05:05 PM

[QUOTE=Luc214;18423304]haz just give me a recipe for butter chicken

i will love u forver[/QUOTE]

only ever seen it made in huge pots

involves lots of tomato paste, indian spices and cream

P13 02-28-2011 05:07 PM

luc's a big boy, he can eat a huge pot

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 05:08 PM

well, the thing is I haven't actually made it yet

it's like their biggest selling dish, they go through so much of it

Jackie Gleason 02-28-2011 05:27 PM

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9HYB4.gif[/IMG]

Destroy All Girls 02-28-2011 05:51 PM

[I]Hokuto no Ken[/I] rules so hard

Jackie Gleason 02-28-2011 05:52 PM

hokuto no barbies was better :lol: B))))))

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 07:37 PM

no posts in two hours in the comm thread

wow

2muchket! 02-28-2011 07:43 PM

is banyan = iskander ?

Nepenthe 02-28-2011 07:44 PM

dudes is slackin

Angmar 02-28-2011 07:45 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18423594]is banyan = iskander ?[/QUOTE]


Yeah, thought the general snobby attitude was a bit of a giveaway.

2muchket! 02-28-2011 07:50 PM

He's trying to argue with me about the NHS in PNWI.

This should be fun.

super_blockhead 02-28-2011 07:54 PM

that dude is such a fag

i don't think he's trolling i'm pretty sure he's just that gay

Angmar 02-28-2011 07:55 PM

He's kinda like the Brent of PNWI, always has to be a condescending prick and can't be happy unless he's arguing or trying to take a high ground of some kind.


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