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thats the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life

that you remember anyways

i refuse to watch the videos of last time i got black out drunk

like, i actually don't want to know.

i always manage to avoid cameras regardless

idk when you're really wasted around a bunch of dumb teenagers things tend to end up on video some how

there's supposedly some cool videos of me freestyle rapping incomprehensibly that i need to track down

it gets old when you wake up and your crotch is charred and your balls are bruised

most morning i wake up in a puddle of puke

it's usually not mine

at a party i was at a couple nights ago a girl threw up at the bp table and i was the only one that noticed and didn't tell anyone that it happened, so for the rest of the night i was watching people walk through her puke and complain about the huge puddle they just stepped in

csb

I have a two exams tomorrow that I'm probably gonna screw up because I couldn't afford to buy most of my schoolbooks this year.

****.

one time i puked in my dad's car while he was driving me home from the High Ground

he pulled over and just balled up and starting crying hysterically in some random person's yard while i sat there feeling stupidly awkward

sup bros

nm brb work

seeing Cynic tonight

quintessentially adb post

eatn spaghetti,chillin in m jaMmieZ ~*~ ^-^

chinese food time hell yes

paul tell better stories

this day couldn't get much worse

Sup bros? Almost done with this hellish training. Eating chinese food, watching football. \m/

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17758716]this day couldn't get much worse[/QUOTE]

Aussie ban on scat p0rn taking its toll already?

my day sucked

just like every other

i ****ed up my knee and dont recall how

my day dominated kind of

did your day go sleeveless

no, i don't want to show off my twig arms any more than i need to thank you

my day was a typical alex sunday

that is listened to pink and yellow and went to walmart

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE[/url]

[QUOTE=weaboo;17758877][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE[/url][/QUOTE]

ahahah no way

http://www.archive.org/details/movies

lotsa stuff

My girlfriend left to go see Steve Morse. I'm at her house just chillin'. Pretty bored.

mess stuff up

Shut up Jaundice

[QUOTE=Against Miik!;17758778]Aussie ban on scat p0rn taking its toll already?[/QUOTE]

I dislike scat.

Scat is like anal / poop right ?

yeah

<3 scat

i adore the taboo nature of it but it's not something i can get into personally

I'm at the Pizza Hut.
I'm at the Taco Bell.
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

Jets won :D **** yes

sup brooooooooooos

fooling around with my 4 track recorder trying to write a post punk song

this would be so indie if i weren't playing an Ibanez

I got that taco smell.
That pescado smell.
I got a lot of smells.
I rolled a lot of Ls.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17758937]<3 scat[/QUOTE]

I have tried **** on bread. It was a long, long time ago though before I really got into scat as much. I don't think it's a great combination.

As far as eating, I believe it's a process. We are naturally averse to the smell and the taste and it takes effort to overcome that kind of hardwired instinct.

First time I tried to chew and swallow a whole turd, I was fine until I tried to swallow. The sheer volume of it just made me gag. I've always been turned on by the smell of *** and somewhat by the smell of **** but too much too fast when you aren't used to it will probably gag you every time.

What I have done was just sampled a bit at a time. Sometimes, when I masturbate, I'll just poke a finger up my rear, fish around until I get a small clump and consume it slowly. Over a period of time, I've gotten more accustomed to the taste. I had a session the other day when I was really horny and found that I was able to swallow more than I used to be able to. I still had a couple of twinges where I felt like I might gag and the **** wasn't really of the consistency, smell and flavor that I prefer to I didn't push it too much.

I liked Maisy's **** dildo idea and would try it but again. I can't just leave a turd laying around in the freezer. I'll have to wait for winter and lay it outside my window to freeze.

Making ice cubes with piss is something sort of appealing. I think they'd go with alcohol much better than with soft drinks, however.

Now here's an idea (And I think this has been done in a scat movie but I'm not sure). **** brownies. I've found that the natural taste of **** can sometimes be almost chocolaty. Or maybe I'd just eaten chocolate. But chocolate is a taste that complements **** quite nicely. You can still taste the **** but it's an interesting flavor combination. I'm sure baking them would stink to high heaven though.