what i'm talking about..

jealousy is summed up by a writing utensil

for example, jealousy is summed up by a pen

Or, jealous is pen

OR, envy is pen

OR, pen is envy

OR, penis envy.

Indeed.

penis envy :)

Yes, Zowe, you wish you had a phallus extending from 'twixt your thighs :)

Id swing it round and round and cum at the same time so that the 'juice' went round and round like a Cathrine wheel :D

for proper catherine-wheel style action, you'd probably need to be more flaccid than you would be at ejaculation point.

fine. just spoil it for me why don't you :mad:

maybe I'd pee and spin at the same time....

you could do that now, if you kinda put all your weight on your hands and swiveled your hips about.

I'd do a up and down spin rather than I hula dancer hip spin :cool:

so, maybe lie down on a bed with your waist hanging over the edge, then rotate?


Why am I putting any thought into this at all?

No I'd want to be standing up so that people around me would get covered in my urea :)

buy a hose, then :)

and attach it to my penis?

nah. I wouldn't get as much satisfaction out of doing that...

I meant in your current state

I don't think I'd have enough pressure to flush it out the hose :(

see if you can find a pressure vaccuum you can attach to it to suck all the wee out of you and out the other end of the hose?

Ew no, that'd hurt like hell.

I'd end up spurting all my innards at people through a hose :(

yumsies

on toast :D

Yumsies on toast, eh?

/FOAD

You guys are sick.

FOWD.



/just invented that, First of working day.


*between 8-9

Gayfaces, get up.

:mad:

Grr.

Spam.

I'm awake, ish........

hi thread :wave:

NP Nirvana - About a Girl

I was watching wrestling. Too much talking this week not enough fake fighting.

ITT: I am awake.

Feel like crapola though.

Going to the gym soon :(

/big loud yawn!!

Did you get my text last night Phil, about that xbox game?

How I love bed hair.

[QUOTE=AG]You guys are sick.

FOWD.



/just invented that, First of working day.


*between 8-9[/QUOTE]

Sick, are we? Pour quai?

[QUOTE=Zowë]/big loud yawn!!

Did you get my text last night Phil, about that xbox game?[/QUOTE]

I did. I was going to send you a picture of my balls but I didnt think you would appreciate it.

lolz

:-/

wow dead thread....
I'm a poet :cool:

erm anyway....

how's everyone doing?

NP Mr. Dickinson - Abduction

Back from work.

It was alright.


I was bored so I went super anal over cleaning the table. Got it spotless, even the gunk left behind my sellotape.

I'm watching Fast Show and League of Gentlemen clips on youtube and playing my guitar :smoke:

You're not good enought to play guitar, you silly bassist muffin.

I'm not good at either I'm afraid :(

But I've not played in ages and I'm in the mood to make music! (;))

S'alright, just associate yourself with crap musicians, you'll seem like a god.

That's what I do anyways.

Bassists not good enough to play guitar, eh?

I graduated to guitar from bass, I'll have you know.

And I suck at guitar :cool:

i suck at guitar and i didn't even need to play the bass to achieve that :-/

I'm really pissed off at myself because if I did stick in at bass, like I said I would. I'd should, by now, be amazing :(
It's been 4 years since I started playing... I should pwn!!

well, if you stick with this time, you'll be pwning in 4 years :D