she looks like a pornstar w/ make up on, even has 6 thousand dollar fake tits

[img]http://i.imgur.com/DQTgk.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Haz;18704986][img]http://i.imgur.com/VvQhg.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MXjaH.jpg[/img]

dinner[/QUOTE]

bump, cause of the town jester

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so big

such a heath ledger/joker grin

rip

oh

wait

he was a drug addict who od'ed, no care

yes that is a totally accurate description of what happened

you can't spell adb without accuracy

lol you believe the mainstream media

Going to LA today, maybe I'll go try and find Brent and take his lunch money.

brent reads between the [I]lies[/I]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfN-pXD5MDw&feature=player_embedded[/url]

sweet track

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3ISlvlEbs&ob=av2e[/url]

having a blast looking through these suggested vids on there

nostalgia lane

what are you guys asking for for christmas

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so big[/QUOTE]

what about the without shot

[QUOTE=adb;18704990]literally you spent all that time just to make about 300 calories worth of food

not only time preparing it but obviously going shopping for it

cooking is for dumb faggots.[/QUOTE]

not hard to make it more calorie dense if you want it to

oh my god you spent time on a hobby you enjoy and made food that looks really good oh my god you fucking idiot why would you waste half an hour you could spend trying to convince everyone you dont hate yourself oh my god

Cooking rules.

The other day I made a nice, thick tomato stir-fry soup with carrot, bits of tofu, celery, leek and garlic.

Why did you waste so much time cooking so few calories?!?!?!?!

That sounds incredible though.

Gonna have to figure out what I'm going to cook tonight.

Any suggestions?

tacos

Overrated rating: 8/10.

I might make wraps, though, but idk if I have everything I need to prepare wraps and I don't feel like going to the store.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Jellyfish_sesame_oil_and_chili_sauce.jpg/600px-Jellyfish_sesame_oil_and_chili_sauce.jpg[/img]
WHO WOULD EAT THI SWHO

x

looks like a pile of baby intestine

look at it

its in a bowl, "seasoned", and placed before someone

as if they actually, i dunno ,want to eat it or something

fartin up a storm over here

wtf

so i ordered flower and wine to be delivered for a girls 21st as a suprise and the company called her without contacting me first to ask if "she was going to be able to prove her age at the time of delivery"

fuck that, i wouldve rather canceled the champagne than have ruined the surprise, i'm fuckin pissed


there are so many other things they shouldve done before calling her without contacting me first, fucking terrible practice

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18705178]wtf

so i ordered flower and wine to be delivered for a girls 21st as a suprise and the company called her without contacting me first to ask if "she was going to be able to prove her age at the time of delivery"

fuck that, i wouldve rather canceled the champagne than have ruined the surprise, i'm fuckin pissed


there are so many other things they shouldve done before calling her without contacting me first, fucking terrible practice[/QUOTE]

oh sh it's not that bad, still a nice surprise.

well it's not worse than not receiving anything, but flowers and champagne, to me, are really only [I]special[/I] gifts inasmuch as they show up at your doorstep unexpectedly

at least i got the delivery fee waived and a free flower upgrade

what's a flower upgrade?

just means they cram more daisies in the pot

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18705190]well it's not worse than not receiving anything, but flowers and champagne, to me, are really only [I]special[/I] gifts inasmuch as they show up at your doorstep unexpectedly

at least i got the delivery fee waived and a free flower upgrade[/QUOTE]

it's the thought that counts, and she still actually gets to drink the champagne and have the flowers in her house. i would be frustrated in the same position but i really don't think it's gonna be any less exciting and touching for her.

ya. just seems like such a clearly poor decision for them to have made. oh well

woke up stoned. coffee time.

sup mx?

@ NEEDTOPOST: huh, that's pretty retarded, yeah, but as long as she knows it was meant as a surprise and it was not your fault that the company screwed up, she'll still dig it.

its the thought that counts

*cue coos

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18705214]ya. just seems like such a clearly poor decision for them to have made. oh well[/QUOTE]
sucks

are you going to be there when it comes

isnt that better

^ tis a lie @beans

but ur so romantic nate :3

[QUOTE]^ tis a lie @beans[/QUOTE]

i know, wasn't serious

mx is where quoting common sense turns out to be a joke (to adb)