[quote=progmegood;13409071]We're totally hooking up for sex and cigarettes.[/quote]


I'll bring the chips and dip

[QUOTE=progmegood;13409071]We're totally hooking up for sex and cigarettes.[/QUOTE]

can my girlfriend come? she'll make it better, i swear.




Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
sucked in hobbes

I couldn't find any of my middle names, so I'm stuck with being unpopular.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409081]I'll bring the chips and dip[/QUOTE]

your supposed to dip them in each other's asses, don't you know [I]anything[/I] hobbes?

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409083]can my girlfriend come? she'll make it better, i swear.

Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
sucked in hobbes[/QUOTE]

...fine. Only if she brings the cigarettes.

[quote=funkyhoney;13409083]can my girlfriend come? she'll make it better, i swear.




Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
sucked in hobbes[/quote]



It does not specify what type of hard :naughty:



Thinks women love him.............................why would I care if they don't :p

[QUOTE=progmegood;13409088]...fine. Only if she brings the cigarettes.[/QUOTE]

yeah, she can dig it

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409092]It does not specify what type of hard :naughty:



Thinks women love him.............................why would I care if they don't :p[/QUOTE]

...your significant other is sleeping with me.

I'm a horrible person...

Mom: Does that boy that works in produce have a speach problem?
Me: He has ungodly large teeth with a most unfortunate layout, and by unfortunate layout I mean I want to ask if he's ever been hit in the face with a shovel

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409097]yeah, she can dig it[/QUOTE]

What's cool in Brisbane?

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409092]It does not specify what type of hard :naughty:



Thinks women love him.............................why would I care if they don't :p[/QUOTE]

because you'll have no friends because all the guys think your gay :)

[quote=progmegood;13409098]...your significant other is sleeping with me.[/quote]



:finger:


Suck it red

[QUOTE=progmegood;13409102]What's cool in Brisbane?[/QUOTE]

uhhmmmm.... its near the gold coast, which has Dreamworld, Movieworld and Seaworld, which are probably the best theme parks in Australia.

uhhhhhh, the city is pretty cool

errrrmmmm.. good weather...

uhhhhgghhh.....near the gold and sunshine coasts, which both have some of the best beaches in the world.

...ME!

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409109]:finger:


Suck it red[/QUOTE]

Lawl.

:chug:

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409113]uhhmmmm.... its near the gold coast, which has Dreamworld, Movieworld and Seaworld, which are probably the best theme parks in Australia.

uhhhhhh, the city is pretty cool

errrrmmmm.. good weather...

uhhhhgghhh.....near the gold and sunshine coasts, which both have some of the best beaches in the world.

...ME![/QUOTE]

is there cool music places, or something? I'm not a theme park guy...

[quote=funkyhoney;13409113]uhhmmmm.... its near the gold coast, which has Dreamworld, Movieworld and Seaworld, which are probably the best theme parks in Australia.

uhhhhhh, the city is pretty cool

errrrmmmm.. good weather...

uhhhhgghhh.....near the gold and sunshine coasts, which both have some of the best beaches in the world.

...ME![/quote]


Come to australia.................see the the free range convicts................:thumb:


For the full experience, we offer the complementary mugging and pickpocket with our deluxe tour package.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13409099]I'm a horrible person...

Mom: Does that boy that works in produce have a speach problem?
Me: He has ungodly large teeth with a most unfortunate layout, and by unfortunate layout I mean I want to ask if he's ever been hit in the face with a shovel[/QUOTE]


I want to laugh because its funny, and the new guy in produce does look like something the ugly tree fell on durring a heavy rain.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409121]Come to australia.................see the the free range convicts................:thumb:


For the full experience, we offer the complementary mugging and pickpocket with our deluxe tour package.[/QUOTE]


"Upgrade to first class and recieve one free visit from a murderer!"

Where do you work Shaun?

Come to Kenya, there are Lions and Tigers and badgers

What, no bears?

[QUOTE=progmegood;13409116]is there cool music places, or something? I'm not a theme park guy...[/QUOTE]

uhhh, theres a lot of clubs and places like that, that always have independant and local bands playing. some good music shops, and some pretty damn good record stores.

[quote=IPolkaLikeThis!;13409128]Come to Kenya, there are Lions and Tigers and badgers[/quote]





The only Tigers you will find in africa are in ZOO's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





That serioiusly drives me nuts when people say, "I want to see all the lions and tigers in africa"


You want to see tigers in the wild....................GO TO ASIA!





Rant off....................nothing personal Polka

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409131]uhhh, theres a lot of clubs and places like that, that always have independant and local bands playing. some good music shops, and some pretty damn good record stores.[/QUOTE]

sweeet
I don't have any of that **** around me.

[quote=progmegood;13409125]"Upgrade to first class and recieve one free visit from a murderer!"

Where do you work Shaun?[/quote]


In Johannesburg

Doing what?

I find it odd that I know so much about your country....

[QUOTE=IPolkaLikeThis!;13409128]Come to Kenya, there are Lions and Tigers and badgers[/QUOTE]

you aint got no kangaroo's, koala's or wombats, or dingo's, or deadly snakes, spiders, jellyfish, frill necked lizards or any number of other dangerous ****

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409134]The only Tigers you will find in africa are in ZOO's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





That serioiusly drives me nuts when people say, "I want to see all the lions and tigers in africa"


You want to see tigers in the wild....................GO TO ASIA!





Rant off....................nothing personal Polka[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/[/url]



click that.


that was what I was refrencing..

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13409142]you aint got no kangaroo's, koala's or wombats, or dingo's, or deadly snakes, spiders, jellyfish, frill necked lizards or any number of other dangerous ****[/QUOTE]

What, you just forget the platypus, dickhead?

My favourite animal is always ignored.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13409145]What, you just forget the platypus, dickhead?

My favourite animal is always ignored.[/QUOTE]

they're cool, one of only 2 egg bearing mammals.

i think the other ones a bat

The only billed mammal and one of the few venomous mammals as well. So cool. I want one.

[quote=IPolkaLikeThis!;13409144][url]http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/[/url]



click that.


that was what I was refrencing..[/quote]


Ah, weebles...........................................the most acurately researched source of information on the web..................funny too.

night you bass people.


have fun being awake.


<3

[quote=progmegood;13409141]Doing what?

I find it odd that I know so much about your country....[/quote]



Making money






(enjoys being vauge)

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409151]Making money






(enjoys being vauge)[/QUOTE]


Sigh, fine.

I'll bet your work for a gold or diamond company on the Witwatersand.....

But anyway, I'm going to sleep, this time for real. Night guys.

[quote=progmegood;13409153]Sigh, fine.

I'll bet your work for a gold or diamond company on the Witwatersand.....

But anyway, I'm going to sleep, this time for real. Night guys.[/quote]


Nope.


I work for SAB, part of the SABMiller conglomerate.



I just found this, make me feel a bit sick.


[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]Staying Healthy: 10 Things You Oughta Know ...

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre
of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

thats ****ing sick

[quote=funkyhoney;13409167]thats ****ing sick[/quote]


Indeed it is.



And then people are worried about using meths or alcohol to clean bass strings becasue it might be poisonous....................................:amaze:

Ryan, you know you were talking about Australia having some of the most deadly creaturesin the world.....



[COLOR=#6365ce]The Most Venomous Snake In The World

Name: Expectoria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)

Location: Throughout the world

Description: Varying colour from pink to black, fangless, with highly
venous spit. Size varies from 3 – 12 inches, depending on its mood.

Symptoms: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous rump, then severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after 9 months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has
been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an
incurable disease and consequent death.

Habitat: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most unusual places.

Antidote: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

What to do once attacked.

Tornique: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to
be effective.

Putting the wound: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective, as
bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

Sucking the wound: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so
far has not been reported to lead to any success.

Milking the snake:
1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with
the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly, and move the hand in an upward and downward manner.
3. This will result in the snake becoming very aggressive and start
spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker
and the last time the snake has attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

Conclusion: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessary a vermin, and treated with respect, makes a wonderful pet.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409173]Indeed it is.



And then people are worried about using meths or alcohol to clean bass strings becasue it might be poisonous....................................:amaze:[/QUOTE]

using alcohol, even cleaning specific alcohols like metho isn't dangerous to you at all :amaze:
i also learned that carrying a small jar of metho is handy, because you dip your fingers in it to try them out and help form callouses

[quote=funkyhoney;13409181]using alcohol, even cleaning specific alcohols like metho isn't dangerous to you at all :amaze:
i also learned that carrying a small jar of metho is handy, because you dip your fingers in it to try them out and help form callouses[/quote]


I did it the old fashioned way....................no superglue, not meths



Just lots of practicing and blisters