so when u have sex for the first time ur first impulse is to tell people on the internet about it

[QUOTE=illmitch;18422399]so when u have sex for the first time ur first impulse is to tell people on the internet about it[/QUOTE]

considering this happened friday night (and also last night but that doesnt really count as first time) no.

as your protege mitch, i hope ive done you proud.

you can fuck my bitch, #basedmitch. #swag

how old are you again?

implying you didn't jump in a time machine just to tell us

idk man i could see this from brent

illmitch pleas fuk her i would be honored 4 u 2

goddamn it dude shut up

:(

i have made the illmitch angry

sorry illmitch, i realize now you are too good for my bitch

forgive me for insisting you sink to a level far below yours

my apologies.

dont apologize lol

I don't see this lasting long for bulldog

me either

[QUOTE=P13;18422414]I don't see this lasting long for bulldog[/QUOTE]

idk it depends. she really likes me but like i said shes way too emotionally reserved, which normally i would be fine with but eh.

also, i had to shell out 55 bucks to pay for plan b cuz she fuckin missed a bc pill :angry:

loooooooooooooool

lying on internet

condoms aren't 55 dolla-

derp

dude you know if you go to plan parenthood and tell them you have no money they give it to you for free

and what do you mean by "emotionally reserved"?

you can fuck my bitch - Bulldog, 2011

lol @ thought of luc winning any thing

[QUOTE=P13;18422426]and what do you mean by "emotionally reserved"?[/QUOTE]

her feelings are an impenetrable clusterfuck of uncertainty and she doesnt trust anybody ever

bulldog is cool

ugh

Why do the really annoying people on this forum lose their virginity?

THAT'S IT!

I'll just have to be more annoying!

@bulldog

that sucks

he did'nt really lose virginity

lol @ avatar

he's lying

how many more approved posts til i'm a real boy : (

shouldn't have picked team jaundice

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18422386]
luc he beat you[/QUOTE]

let me see I can care any less

[QUOTE=Luc214;18422504]let me see I can care any less[/QUOTE]

it doesnt matter, tbh luc

[QUOTE=Luc214;18422504]let me see I can care any less[/QUOTE]

i was just kidding bro

I know.

you have to admit it's annoying when another long discussion about your virginity finally ends and then you log on after work to "HAY BULLDOG HAD SEX B4 U LUC LOLLOOLOL"

hahaha

every time i log in facebook i see someone talking about dubstep

solution: defriend timjim

if elim beats me my life is over

i have contributed to that i guess once or twice

[QUOTE=Luc214;18422516]I know.

you have to admit it's annoying when another long discussion about your virginity finally ends and then you log on after work to "HAY BULLDOG HAD SEX B4 U LUC LOLLOOLOL"[/QUOTE]

haha i bet dude. but ill will happen.

[QUOTE=Luc214;18422528]if elim beats me my life is over[/QUOTE]
i'm so lucky to have won :- ]