[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17452514]I don't get why people think you have to be desperate if you don't get some constantly.

It's like, no dude, getting slightly confuzzled sea lion isn't my top priority. I like to hook up with chicks, but I'm not gonna spend all of my time just trying to get with chicks just because I'm single.[/QUOTE]

Always depends on how long your dry spell is tbh.

casual sex sucks anyway

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17452523]No, I'm just ultimately into traps, derp.[/QUOTE]

yeah this

Try two years. Still don't care that much. I'll get some one of these nights, just as long as the girl I'm trying to get with stays sober enough for ****ing once.

j/c since Mappy and Josh are itt but where in lies the appeal of traps?

I honestly don't know. IDK it's something different. And they're almost always down for anal. And they have a better understanding of how to ride the dick/how to give blow jobs/how to give handjobs.
[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17452526]yeah this[/QUOTE]

I wasn't really being that serious though. I mean tarps win but usually lack the hippage I require.

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl, I'll be back in like fifteen minutes or something.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17452524]casual sex sucks anyway[/QUOTE]

Nahhhhh I'd have to disagree.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17452534]I honestly don't know. IDK it's something different. And they're almost always down for anal.[/QUOTE]


Well ya isn't there really no other option? :lol:

[QUOTE=Angmar;17452532]j/c since Mappy and Josh are itt but where in lies the appeal of traps?[/QUOTE]

do you want a real answer or?

[QUOTE=willfellmarsy;17452511]which cousin level is it ok to have sex with?[/QUOTE]

the closest I've gone to a cousin is my uncles second wifes daughter, she went off too!!

[QUOTE=Angmar;17452539]Well ya isn't there really no other option? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Waiting a while to get that uppercut pussy is their only other option I guess? :lol:

[QUOTE=malaise;17452075]Can't go wrong with that. Do you go to UNC or do you just live in the area?[/QUOTE]

One of the guys is a senior there this year, the rest of us a just CH residents.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17452540]do you want a real answer or?[/QUOTE]


idk, I mean if you like getting anal that's your business bro, just trying to see the other side here you know?

CH is a pretty ballin place.

should i use a water bottle bong or my pipe 2nite? Pipe in the car, wud need to make the bong...?

Anyways bros I'm off to bed.

Laters.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17452553]idk, I mean if you like getting anal that's your business bro, just trying to see the other side here you know?[/QUOTE]

for me i kind of ignore gender and just see the person. the taboo aspect is a turn on as well.

tl;dr im a butt pirate

so wait is your gf actually a trap?

i always assumed you were joking

You mean you ignore their sex, not gender. DUH.

And yeah, the taboo aspect is strangely arousing.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17452571]so wait is your gf actually a trap?

i always assumed you were joking[/QUOTE]
nope i'm serious
[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17452572]You mean you ignore their sex, not gender. DUH.

And yeah, the taboo aspect is strangely arousing.[/QUOTE]

i ignore pretty much everything

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17452563]for me i kind of ignore gender and just see the person. the taboo aspect is a turn on as well.

tl;dr im a butt pirate[/QUOTE]

Haha "butt pirate"

oh damn i though you were joking about having a trap gf too.

pics

no pics

<_<

^__^

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[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17452573]i ignore pretty much everything[/QUOTE]
good, women love being ignored

i didnt mean it that way fgt

i know you didnt but i like to twist words to make funnies

I'm bored.

I'm hungry.

im high hard hungry and bored

time for golf perhaps

yes please

i'm kinda sad, bored, listening to the new Pink and Yellow single

minigolf isnt loading for me so ill pas

I'm about to play Starcraft.

mn glf s fr fggts

normal golf rules hard

i only like mini golf tbh