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Niflheim II 07-25-2009 02:40 PM

not everyone can afford that luxury

freeliminator 07-25-2009 02:40 PM

i heard fans are pretty expensive

Niflheim II 07-25-2009 02:41 PM

yeah and they eat up the hyrdo bill grrr

AA-12 07-25-2009 02:42 PM

a/c is cheap and essential

brb gobbling beer

Jaundice 07-25-2009 02:42 PM

whats up guys

Morumbar 07-25-2009 02:42 PM

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17389766]not everyone can afford that luxury[/QUOTE]

This, basically.

/bored. I'm going to watch a movie. Cheers folks. :chug:

purplefeet 07-25-2009 03:20 PM

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17389768]yeah and they eat up the hyrdo bill grrr[/QUOTE]

Not really.

Jaundice 07-25-2009 03:51 PM

So yesterday a truck got pulled over on the interstate not too far from my neighborhood and they found at least 20 kilos worth of cocaine in it.

All the cops on the scene who had to move the **** back to the station got sick and had to go to the hospital, apparently because it was cut with ridiculous amounts of pesticide or something like that.

Morbus 07-25-2009 03:52 PM

Jesus H. Christ

iamtherobots 07-25-2009 03:55 PM

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17389773]a/c is cheap and essential[/QUOTE]

Seriously

Oh, and I made $100 for doing two and half hours of work on Thursday, and 4 hours today.

:cool:

Was at an lol party last night which resulted in a lot of drunken songwriting and singing... lots of hardcore and lots of breakdown metal lol. We recorded all of it looool.

AA-12 07-25-2009 04:05 PM

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17389902]Seriously

Oh, and I made $100 for doing two and half hours of work on Thursday, and 4 hours today.

:cool:

Was at an lol party last night which resulted in a lot of drunken songwriting and singing... lots of hardcore and lots of breakdown metal lol. We recorded all of it looool.[/QUOTE]

i neeeeeeeeed that job

iamtherobots 07-25-2009 04:19 PM

Yeah dawg. Cleanin mad windows and guttaz.

AA-12 07-25-2009 04:20 PM

brb moving to allen's town

also i love the internet:

[QUOTE=guy on the internet]. Skip to 2 if you just want to hear about the experience.

To start off let me tell you a little about me, I am 18 years old, I am a virgin, My penis is about 6 1/2 long and 5 1/4 girth wise, I bought the STU because I want to last long whenever that time comes (might be soon!) and I want to please my girl, that said, I purchased the STU around the STU during that big STU 25% off sale which I was waiting for and sent in my money order as well as my name and my friends apt address. The next week the STU is shipped but UPS shipped it back because they looked on the apt listing and my name was not on it. What I did was chat online with FL and I sent them another money order for 16$ to pay for shipping and I changed the name to my friends name. It arrived at his house yesterday and he was concerned what was in the box. I told him computer parts for my dad as a surprise, he wanted to open it but I told him I am going to wrap it as is haha!

2. About Half an hour ago I took the FL out of the box and immediately felt it, it felt really nice, I can't say how it compares to a women because I am a virgin but anyway, I put it in my sink and filled it with really warm water and kinda slapped my penis against my thigh just to get it semi hard. I then pulled it out of the water, shook it off, put it in the case, and then I poured a little bit of the mini free lube from FL on both my penis and inside/outside of the STU. At this point I was hard, but not fully, about 65-70 percent, I put it inside and it really did feel like heaven! It found it kinda annoying to use my hand to keep moving it so I stood up, held the STU onto the sink counter, and began pounding it which felt so so so good! in about 30 seconds, felt like 5, I began feeling this kind of warm feeling which also felt like when you are trying to force out a **** and I immediately had to sit down, I felt wobbly.

This lasted for about 5 seconds and all of a sudden it was over and my dick was getting flaccid by the milli second. I liked it! When I opened the bottom cover and when I looked, I saw a semi yellow/white fluid that halfway filled the cap, that must be the semen! Overall my first flight was good, I am looking forward to it getting better as other members says it does, I cannot wait to take another flight today! I do have a couple questions though!

1. Is the semen supposed to be kinda yellowish? In most of the porn I watch its pure white like milk!

2. What is the best way to have the bottom cap on? I had it tight, It felt good, but I don't know what others do.

3. When I had the orgasm/ejaculation, it came sort of as a shock, I did not really feel any warning symptom or anything, maybe because it was my first flight and I did not notice but how do you notice when you are near the brink?

4. I do not feel sleepy but some people say when they orgasm they get sleepy, what is wrong with the pic?

Thanks to all who unknowingly encouraged me to get the STU, I have been browsing for the longest and when the sale came up, I had to buy it! Whenever I bang that special (or not special) girl, I will definitely let you guys know how the STU helped me to stay up long![/QUOTE]

Si1v3RfaNg 07-25-2009 04:25 PM

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17389935]brb moving to allen's town[/QUOTE]

I live in Allentown... it's a shithole lol.

Captain Dong 07-25-2009 04:36 PM

user Si1v3RfaNg don't give out your location to people on the internet

[I]im serious man i hope nothin bad happens[/I]

adb 07-25-2009 04:37 PM

sup guys, I'm feelin pretty good atm

Captain Dong 07-25-2009 04:38 PM

nice for what reason adb?

RetiredAt21 07-25-2009 04:41 PM

[QUOTE=adb;17389951]sup guys, I'm feelin pretty good atm[/QUOTE]

nm bro about to chill with my woman and smoke a blunt. y u feelin so good? that shawty finally wanna chill or sumfin?

adb 07-25-2009 04:46 PM

:lol: spot on

RetiredAt21 07-25-2009 04:49 PM

It's about ****ing time. Time for her to get on da adb train.

AA-12 07-25-2009 04:50 PM

wimmin... [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugdog.gif[/IMG]

adb 07-25-2009 04:52 PM

Generally I would agree, but not this girl. She's amazing in every way
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17389982]It's about ****ing time. Time for her to get on da adb train.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

iamtherobots 07-25-2009 04:52 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17389938]I live in Allentown... it's a poophole lol.[/QUOTE]

the west end is ballin tbh

and the sterling and double decker have mad good shows

AA-12 07-25-2009 04:54 PM

im off to play some drunk hoops

mappy you like jeromes dream?

RetiredAt21 07-25-2009 04:55 PM

Jerome's Dream are hella legitz.

adb 07-25-2009 04:58 PM

I think the only reason mappy and silverfang don't chill is mappy thinks silverfang would be too annoying, like a lil bro or somethin

RetiredAt21 07-25-2009 05:00 PM

"mappy teach me to scweaaaaaaaaaam pweaze"

freeliminator 07-25-2009 05:01 PM

but when they talk he could be like COOL STORY LIL BRO

iamtherobots 07-25-2009 05:02 PM

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17389999]im off to play some drunk hoops

mappy you like jeromes dream?[/QUOTE]

Jeromes Dream is iller than most, yes.

[url]http://last.fm/user/thescourgetrial[/url]

Only 18 plays? That is FALSE!!!

RetiredAt21 07-25-2009 05:02 PM

What if silverfang wore diapers?

MAJOR LOL TBH


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