still kinda drunk and needed to be somewhere for noon

hmmm

:lol:

sucks man

yeah and my friend has my car which I shouldn't be driving anyway so idk really like I'm way drunker than I've been at 12 pm before

How much did you drink last night?

I'm supposed to go to my sister's gay friend's party tonight, kind of weird, dude's cool though.

i have no ****ing idea bro

my best friend and i were on our second bottle of captain though

Damn son.

Whoo, got a birfday party to go to tonight.

Some dudes asked me if I wanted to play in their band, but I've never played in a band before so I don't think that'll work. Hope they're not gonna go on about that all night.

seems the final tally was 1 and 3/4 bottles between the two of us

Hahahahaha, that explains why you're still drunk.

Me and the bassist from Paraphilia used to do **** like that, but then we'd wake up on the floor in random places with a bunch of cuts all over us, so we decided to cut back.

and my friend still has my car goddamn it today is not looking bright

lololol my roommate/best friend/drinking buddy last night wakes up right now and I find that our gay black friend stayed the night in his room

omg **** got heavy

lolol

holy **** extended period of time I don't remember apparently I spent a good amount of time apologizing for slavery last night night to black friend

lol

[QUOTE=Deth;17757090]holy **** extended period of time I don't remember apparently I spent a good amount of time apologizing for slavery last night night to black friend[/QUOTE]
ok thats hilarious

i was at some sausage fest party with like three cases of beer and like twenty people

idk we mostly just played darts and threw tennis balls at my friend until he cried

are you really friends

yeah , not really close friends

[QUOTE=Deth;17757090]holy **** extended period of time I don't remember apparently I spent a good amount of time apologizing for slavery last night night to black friend[/QUOTE]

lmao

your friends sound like total idiots, alex

are they the same ones that kick your ***?

yeah

idk we do some pretty stupid stuff in all honesty

[QUOTE=Txus;17757109]your friends sound like total idiots, alex

are they the same ones that kick your ***?[/QUOTE]
see this does not compute

yeah im in a ****ing frat and we dont even do that to our pledges

i dont see why you wouldn't throw tenis balls at a wasted kid who's throwing up all over the couch and floor in some guy we just met's house

and come on wouldnt you beat me up if i pissed on your floor

idk

alex has that face that makes you want to kick his *** tbh

gonna have a stupid scar on my nose for the majority of life now

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17757119]i dont see why you wouldn't throw tenis balls at a wasted kid who's throwing up all over the couch and floor in some guy we just met's house

and come on wouldnt you beat me up if i pissed on your floor[/QUOTE]
uh no id throw you both outside where you cant do that

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17757125]gonna have a stupid scar on my nose for the majority of life now[/QUOTE]

come up with a cool story behind it and use it to pick up girls

[QUOTE]uh no id throw you both outside where you cant do that[/QUOTE]idk we just get drunk and end up fighting and **** lol


[QUOTE]come up with a cool story behind it and use it to pick up girls[/QUOTE]idk the truth is prob cool enough to pick up girls with. my friends left me sitting on a bench and when they came back i was on the ground with blood all over my face

[B][I][SIZE="5"]jeezy like to drink
jeezy like to smoke
jeezy like to mix arm and hammer with his coke[/SIZE][/I][/B]

couldnt even come in my room

smelled like a kilo

like me and two of my boys playin casino

Hey bros. Sups.

bumpin young jeezy

u

Just did a taf zgab and listening to Brenoritvrezorkre. ****ing freaking out.

lol that's so justin

I'm thinking today will be the day that I tell Kiley how I feel about her. Very confident to say the least. :>

shootin fat bagz and tellin girls how you really feel

reminds me of that book i wrote about the guy trying to get with the vegan activist girl

I don't shoot up anymore, man.

goin far in life