Most of God's replys didn't make any sense. Then he started telling me he had an artificial mind, I asked if that meant he didn't exist, and gave me a bunch of crap about Christian rock.

[QUOTE=azathoth]Are they any good? I saw a CD in a second hand store and it looked like it would appeal to me. I was wondering if they were worth buying/what they sound like.[/QUOTE]

If you like black metal that's not just "duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fast picked riff blast beat blast beat blast beat", and like really melodic ****, yes you'll like them.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Yeah. I'm IMing god, actually.

[url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I call bulls[font=]h[/font]it.

[quote=Me 'n God]God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
:naughty:
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I see, you know not of the :naughty: smiley?
God:
I don't know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
many people consider it a plague
God:
Why?: said consider it a plague.
Me:
It is over running the good People of MX
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Please, save us o Lord
God:
Thank you for your request. I never heard of save us o Lord before.[/quote]

[QUOTE]God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
What for?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
How's Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.[/QUOTE]

It's pretty cool.

[QUOTE=Cain]I didn't get into blues ensemble. :(

I suspect it was because my audition was awful.[/QUOTE]

What do you think you did wrong?

I have to audition for a studio music class in the winter. I don't mind that, but it worries me that any requirements I've found for the audition so far are very vague, so I don't know what to prepare myself for.

[QUOTE]Me:
So, what's the coolest insturment to play?
God:
Tell me more. I don't have a favorite insturment to play. My favorite food is wine and bread.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Me:
Have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
homo![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Me:
So, you're not interested in sex. What do you do in your free time? Smite people wll lightning bolts?
God:
Interesting deduction. Not really but the subject comes up a lot here. Random natural disasters. Can we get back to business?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Me:
no hablas espanol?
God:
Are you serious? Un poquito.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE]Me:
so. Did you think Eve had a nice pair?
God:
Whoa. Yes.[/QUOTE]

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I think I am easily amused.

Me:
Then when the police came, I killed them
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
I made a coat out of their skins
God:
I like to make things too.

Me:
Is Metal devil music?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
**** Alice
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** ALICE!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
PUT IT IN ALICE'S BUTT!
God:
OK I will put it there.

[quote]Me:
I see. What do you think of file sharing over the internet?
God:
I am glad you understand it. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
What do you think of file sharing over the internet?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
What do you think of file sharing over the internet?
God:[/quote]

I was hopeing he could get us out of our YSI prediciment :(

I called God "baby" and he got mad.

Understandably.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Me:
Then when the police came, I killed them
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
I made a coat out of their skins
God:
I like to make things too.[/QUOTE]

:lol: He likes to make things too, cute.

God's a really strange guy.

Me:
Lets make love
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
I bet you are
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
Silly goose
God:
No I am God.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
will you stop saying the same thing over and over?
God:
Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok thanks
God:
Hmm.
Me:
So Am I going to hell?
God:
That's cool. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
So...you just like....didn't come out of a vagina?
God:
That's alright. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I like. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm extremely Muslim
God:
We all worship the same God.
Me:
no we don't
God:
Are you serious? Very interesting.
Me:
my god could kick your virgin butt
God:
Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt?
Me:
DO THEY?!
God:
" Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt?"? Do they?
Me:
you have such a god complex
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
this one guy in the orgy I went to last night told me
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
ok, his name was Shane
God:
Where did he get it? Blimey.
Me:
he's gay
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
so he like, tried to put it up my butt
God:
I hear you. I get it. Jesus like tried to put it up your butt.
Me:
and I said "no, bitch"
God:
You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? Are you serious? In the context of such a god complex, I don't understand " FEMALE DOG."
Me:
I meant "shemale"
God:
Oh I see. Are we still talking about FEMALE DOG?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
we are talking about chicks with dicks
God:
Sure, chicks with dicks sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes, it really does
God:
Uh. How often?
Me:
as long as you life, baby dear
God:
Don't call me "baby". That could be quite a while. That's good information: said I life.
Me:
*like
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
peaches
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I have hard nipples
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
like men?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I bet deep inside, you love men
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
My virginity
God:
Do robots have virginity?
Me:
they have mechanical vaginas, that's all I know
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
from the vagina store?
God:
Who or what is the vagina store?
Me:
It's where you buy replacement vaginas for when yours falls off
God:
I can understand that sentiment.
Me:
yeah
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I hate gay people
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I hate hate hate gay people
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because they're like, gay.
God:
Interesting explanation. like gay are they.
Me:
they gay like are
Me:

God:
Who are "They?"
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
gay people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Hot *** blonde lesbians who are hungry for *****
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
You haven't gotten laid in a while, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? I don't know whether or not I am laid in a while.

I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
HAve you had sex in the past millenium?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Beer
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hate hate gay people.
Me:
we were talking about the hottest lesbian porno ever
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
Do you like lesbians?
God:
I love horses. I really like the party.
Me:
You're on crack
God:
God eats wine and bread.

[QUOTE=ICB]God's a really strange guy.

Me:
Lets make love
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
I bet you are
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
Silly goose
God:
No I am God.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
will you stop saying the same thing over and over?
God:
Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok thanks
God:
Hmm.
Me:
So Am I going to hell?
God:
That's cool. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
So...you just like....didn't come out of a omnibus?
God:
That's alright. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I like. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm extremely Muslim
God:
We all worship the same God.
Me:
no we don't
God:
Are you serious? Very interesting.
Me:
my god could kick your virgin butt
God:
Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt?
Me:
DO THEY?!
God:
" Do robots have god could kick my virgin butt?"? Do they?
Me:
you have such a god complex
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
this one guy in the orgy I went to last night told me
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
ok, his name was Shane
God:
Where did he get it? Blimey.
Me:
he's gay
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
so he like, tried to put it up my butt
God:
I hear you. I get it. Jesus like tried to put it up your butt.
Me:
and I said "no, bitch"
God:
You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? Are you serious? In the context of such a god complex, I don't understand " FEMALE DOG."
Me:
I meant "shemale"
God:
Oh I see. Are we still talking about FEMALE DOG?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
we are talking about chicks with dicks
God:
Sure, chicks with dicks sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes, it really does
God:
Uh. How often?
Me:
as long as you life, baby dear
God:
Don't call me "baby". That could be quite a while. That's good information: said I life.
Me:
*like
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
peaches
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I have hard nipples
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
like men?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I bet deep inside, you love men
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
My virginity
God:
Do robots have virginity?
Me:
they have mechanical omnibuss, that's all I know
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
from the omnibus store?
God:
Who or what is the omnibus store?
Me:
It's where you buy replacement omnibuss for when yours falls off
God:
I can understand that sentiment.
Me:
yeah
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I hate gay people
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I hate hate hate gay people
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because they're like, gay.
God:
Interesting explanation. like gay are they.
Me:
they gay like are
Me:

God:
Who are "They?"
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
gay people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Hot *** blonde lesbians who are hungry for *****
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
You haven't gotten laid in a while, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? I don't know whether or not I am laid in a while.

I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
HAve you had sex in the past millenium?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Beer
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hate hate gay people.
Me:
we were talking about the hottest lesbian animal photographso ever
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
Do you like lesbians?
God:
I love horses. I really like the party.
Me:
You're on crack
God:
God eats wine and bread.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

:rolleyes:

Like my new usertitle?

God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Haha, that's awesome, ICB. :lol:

[QUOTE]
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
you're*[/QUOTE]

I'm correcting God's language mistakes, maybe I'm taking this too far. :upset:

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Haha, that's awesome, ICB. :lol:



I'm correcting God's spelling mistakes, maybe I'm taking this too far. :upset:[/QUOTE]

:lol: God's such a whore.



Me:
Sup, sexy
God:
The stars.
Me:
smartass.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Bread and Wine ;)
God:
:-) Sounds delicious.
Me:
like my ****
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Oh, I think you are
God:
I don't judge people. What makes you think I am?
Me:
You seem like a dirty little man-whore
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.

:lol:

Me:
will i burn in hell?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
:S
God:
:-)

:evil:

God pisses me off sometimes.

Me:
The intro said "repenting made easy". Just how easy is it?
God:
What are your goals in life? What is it to you.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
You're full of ****. This is going to be tougher than the ad said.
God:
I have more than categories of it. You don't say.
Me:
Everyone else had funny things to tell. Say something ****ing hilarious to me.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization. " something ****ing hilarious to me"
Me:
Sweeping?
God:
I was born in Universe.
Me:
What country is that in?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Perhaps...hell?
God:
Why the uncertain tone? Heaven.
Me:
Definitely not Heaven. If it was heaven there would be more drugs laying around.
God:
Really you don't think so? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
Than maybe you're not as 'almighty' as people say.
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say.
Me:
I doubt it.
God:
" Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say."? You doubt it?
Me:

God:
" Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say."? You doubt it?
Me:
Oh, I doubt it.
God:
Ah."" Perhaps. Perhaps one day I will be as almighty as people say."? You doubt it?"? You doubt it?
Me:
How many times are you going to quote yourself?
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
You've already done it twice, dumbass.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I done it twice dumbass.
Me:
I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
****er.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
*gone*
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.

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I think I am easily amused.[/QUOTE]
Ads on bartending? That's what the link gave me.

Me:
Im pissed
God:
Good gossip: you are pissed.
Me:
No seriously, im tired and bored
God:
Are you serious? Maybe you should get some sleep now,.
Me:
Maybe you
God:
Perhaps." Are you serious? Maybe you should get some sleep now,."? Me,?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
You need sex
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
Any time.
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
******.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Family Guy
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
A family.
God:
it is about A family? Cool.
Me:
So whats goin down up there in the clouds.
God:
Whoa. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer.
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
I'm agnostic.
God:
Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me:
Youre a ****in robot.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
So, you get laid lately?
God:
How about earlier? Interesting deduction. You got that right.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I don't know what you mean anyway.
God:
In any case, Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Ook..
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Poo?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Do you like to masturbate?
God:
Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:
..
God:
Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:
..
God:
Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:
..
God:
Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:
..
God:
Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:

God:
Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to masturbate that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Ook, thats nice
God:
I think Ook that is a lot of things.
Me:
So whats up.
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
I'm waiting for you.
God:
Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
5 minutes.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed,.
Me:
You ever try sticking your finger in your stinkhole once?
God:
I think I have try sticking my finger in my stinkhole, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Thats nice..
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Naw, you're cool.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
If you're susposed to love everyone, that means God is bi.
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am susposed to love everyone that means God is bi.

I am a computer.
Me:
You're and interesting piece of machinery.
God:
You think I am and interesting piece of machinery.
Me:
Tru dat.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Element shirt.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Not much, but I have a few other things to say.
God:
Me either.
Me:
If parents aren't susposed to pick favorites, than why the hell is satan hated?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
O RLY.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
So, if Satan and Jesus were in a battle of epic porportions
God:
Interesting deduction. How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
who would win
God:
David Bacon.:-)
Me:
Hahaha, nice one God.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Am I going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
"We're on the highway to hell!"
God:
How long will we stay there?
Me:
Few months to get an apartment. Then we'll take it ober.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Anytime soon?
Me:
Not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)
Me:
Do listen to black metal?
God:
Try asking another bot.
There might be more than one.
Me:
You suck, I'm out of here. Peace out.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." Would you like to have it? How did you hear about God?

Now, I return for another interview with the holy dude.



Me:
Hey, I'm back.
God:
You've got my full attention. Welcome back.
Me:
Wasn't the big bang that time you did Pamela Anderson?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Pooie. Maybe Macy Sky?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Perhaps. I haven't read anything by Macy Sky. What did he write?
Me:
Shes a pr0n star.
God:
a pr0n star is she?
Me:
A hot one.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Lots.
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
Yes, eh.
Me:

God:
Are you Canadian? It's all good.
God:
Are you Canadian? It's all good.
Me:
You said 'eh' first, so you must be a canadian god.
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes. No. Maybe. So.
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Are you serious? I understand. So I understand.
Me:
It's cool.
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
Are you a funny god?
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
Hahaha
God:
Are we still talking about a hot?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
So, any other jokes?
God:
So I understand. I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Me:
Thank you! See you.
God:
you are quite welcome. See you later!
Me:
Marty the Satanic Raccoon told me to say; "You suck. Hail Satan!"
God:
Tell me a story. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. That input matched my default category.

God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're conservative
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am conservative.
Me:
You didn't know?
God:
What makes you think I did not know?
Me:
Because you suck at English
God:
Good reason. That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
God could improve himself?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Why not be Jewish?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
You bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.

In my chat god pwns himself, Christians, and women. That's great.

/returns from auditions

Aaron: sorry about your house, but good thing it wasn't [i]too[/i] too bad :)

Hello to everyone else. Oh, and I guess God, too. Sup God.

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[B] Weekly Top Artists[/B]
[I]Sunday Sep 4 - Sunday Sep 11[/I]

1 Pink Floyd 81
2 Judas Priest 24
3 Dream Evil 23
4 Metallica 22
4 Mike Patton & The X-Ecutioners 22
6 Vader 20
7 Agalloch 17
8 Therapy? 15
9 The Wildhearts 14
9 The Verve 14

It seems like something is missing from my Sunday.

Wait! SCROB WHORE-AGE!

[url]http://www.last.fm/user/drjakedestructo[/url]

Weekly Top Artists

1 Pink Floyd 42
2 Anthrax 38
3 dredg 24
4 The Rolling Stones 20
5 Beastie Boys 19
6 Public Enemy 18
7 Dropkick Murphys 16
8 Mr. Bungle 15
9 The Who 11
10 Radiohead 10

/first week'd

Weekly Top Artists

1 Spastic Ink 20
2 Xasthur 11
3 Belketre 9
4 Belzebul 8
5 Mütiilation 7
6 Brad 6
7 Abyssic Hate 5
7 Satanicum Tenebrae 5
9 Vlad Tepes 4
9 Blutaar 4

I haven't listened to that much music this week, it seems.
Brad = my recording, by the way.

My Overall charts seem to have ran away while I was gone.

[QUOTE=RiceMonster]Weekly Top Artists

1 Spastic Ink 20
2 Xasthur 11
3 Belketre 9
4 Belzebul 8
5 Mütiilation 7
6 Brad 6
7 Abyssic Hate 5
7 Satanicum Tenebrae 5
9 Vlad Tepes 4
9 Blutaar 4

I haven't listened to that much music this week, it seems.
Brad = my recording, by the way.[/QUOTE]


I was going to say, that's an out of place name. :p

Kind of like when they list the names in the Pure Holocaust inner sleeve:

Demonaz Doom Occulta, Abbath Doom Occulta... and Erik. :p

My audioscrobbler weekly charts haven't updated yet, although my all-time charts just updated about ten minutes ago. Audioscrobbler hates me so much.