Tonight, when I was delivering food, my boss didn't tell me, but I had to deliver to a church. So when I pulled up to the adress and realized what it was, and I was fine with it. Until I knocked on the door. I looked down at the food while waiting for someone to answer, and realized I was wearing my Bad Religion shirt. I still wanted a tip and not to be preached to, so I tried so hard to cover the name up. I stuck the food right up front of it, and pressed my arms up to my chest in an akward postition when I had to give her change. But then she saw it, and I could see the anger in her eyes.


And to make a long story short, I got a 36 cent tip.

Hahahah. That sucks. Was it the crossbuster one?

[QUOTE=SlappedByTheClash]Pffft, Mormons own the catholics, because we are overly nice to everyone.



Unless you're a pagan b'astard, then I kill you.[/QUOTE]

Mormon? Don't you guys have multipe marriages?

Hell no. That s'hit got outlawed YEARS ago.

[QUOTE=SlappedByTheClash]Pffft, Mormons own the catholics, because we are overly nice to everyone.[/QUOTE]

Tru dat, I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. In fact, two of my best friends ever are Mormon.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Hahahah. That sucks. Was it the crossbuster one?[/QUOTE]
Nah, I would've just given up if I had that one. I couldn't do the whole body thing. Mine just says Bad Religion about one and a half feet wide across my whole chest.


I was thinking about turning it inside out before they got to the door, but I figured it would be worse if they opened it right in the middle and I was standing there with my shirt off.

wow, that is fsking awesome to the max

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena]Tru dat, I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. In fact, two of my best friends ever are Mormon.[/QUOTE]


That's good.


Everyone around here thinks Mormon are Satanists, therefore I get beat up a lot. :upset:

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]Nah, I would've just given up if I had that one. I couldn't do the whole body thing. Mine just says Bad Religion about one and a half feet wide across my whole chest.


I was thinking about turning it inside out before they got to the door, but I figured it would be worse if they opened it right in the middle and I was standing there with my shirt off.[/QUOTE]

hahahahah :lol:

I feel sorry for you Shiz, I really do. that sucks

At least they didn't throw Bibles at you.

[QUOTE=SlappedByTheClash]Hell no. That s'hit got outlawed YEARS ago.[/QUOTE]

Good. Old guy+ six teenage wives= not so good

I'm wearing my cross buster Bad Religion shirt today.

Yea, who the f.uck tips 36 cents :lol:? Nothing is better.

If you tip nothing, they think ou just forgot.


If you give them less than a dollar, they know they f'ucked up somewhere.

you shouldve charged her 6 dollars and 66 cents

[QUOTE=SlappedByTheClash]That's good.


Everyone around here thinks Mormon are Satanists, therefore I get beat up a lot. :upset:[/QUOTE]

Round here the Jehova's Witnesses always tell me the Mormans get pretty agressive if the two groups meet on one of their little bike conversion things, I'd love to see a Morman-Jehova gang fight ><

Mormons could whup a Jehovahs a'ss any day of the week, cause we are trained in the exotic martial arts, and all they have are those p'ussy pamphlets.


Those sorry mothaf'uckers.

but Jehovas have the power of....not...celebrating holidays...

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YEAH!

Okay we get it.

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena]Catholics are the coolest. Represent.[/QUOTE]
Daz right!

Athiests are beyond belief!

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Daz right![/QUOTE]

Ah, right, I knew you were Catholix.

Im Catholic

My great grandmother told me she was called a cat licker on the tuff streets of Baltimore as a kid for being Catholic.

oh my god thats awesome

I am trying to think of a cunnilingus joke, but my mind's blank.

Haha I had to look up cunnilingus

whats it mean?

oral sex :naughty:

with a women