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Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 01:24 PM

no

flat chested women are even more intimidating than ones with big tits.

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 01:33 PM

No, really. They are.

It's like the testosterone that didn't allow their breasts to be large and touchable swarmed their vagin‪as.

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 01:35 PM

[QUOTE=Splat Out Plath;15204448]Translation: Vince is attracted to mannish women[/QUOTE]
That's actually not true but I am attracted to girls with smaller boobs I won't lie.

But professional women with small boobs tend to act more manly than men which is terrifying. =\

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 01:49 PM

[QUOTE=Splat Out Plath;15204500]And it makes you hot.[/QUOTE]

AZ weather makes me hot, tbh.

Women with more testosterone than me do not make me hot.

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 01:56 PM

Taller women than me make me hot. Extremely hot.

ATM 08-27-2007 02:07 PM

I dated a girl that was as tall as me once.

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 02:10 PM

I went out with a girl that's about my height and it was good times. I'll go out with her again earlier this evening to buy some dredg and fries. Her and 2 of her female friends.

Despite my colossal stomach ache, I think things are like par at the moment, crappiness wise.

Dimmu Burger 08-27-2007 02:21 PM

I always kept an eye out for tall girls, but never found one. I'm 6'5''.

i am the robots 08-27-2007 02:22 PM

The closest thing to my height in a female was 5'7".

Dimmu, I'm 6'4" /h5!

Dimmu Burger 08-27-2007 02:24 PM

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15204715]The closest thing to my height in a female was 5'7".

Dimmu, I'm 6'4" /h5![/QUOTE]

Slap!

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 02:24 PM

I know a girl who's 6'4 or so

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 02:24 PM

Well, I'm 6'0". And I felt tall. :'(

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 02:27 PM

I'm 5'11"

But I know I'm not tall.

i am the robots 08-27-2007 02:27 PM

A 6'0" girl? That'd be nuts... probably wouldn't attract me, I like being taller.

Riva 08-27-2007 02:30 PM

Is that because your penis is so small, you need a small girl to make it appear bigger? You know, give you a visual inch or so?

If so, there are plenty of spam emails just waiting to help you with your problem, Mappy.

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 02:31 PM

Jason I like small girls but I am not anatomically challenged plz analyze me

i am the robots 08-27-2007 02:33 PM

[QUOTE=Riva;15204764]Is that because your penis is so small, you need a small girl to make it appear bigger? You know, give you a visual inch or so?

If so, there are plenty of spam emails just waiting to help you with your problem, Mappy.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

You found me out.

Sam's telling people I have a small **** now, which isn't true. I'm gonna have to smash that bitch.

masada 08-27-2007 02:35 PM

sam is such a coon

Riva 08-27-2007 02:35 PM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15204770]Jason I like small girls but I am not anatomically challenged plz analyze me[/QUOTE]

I don't really have a preference you know. As long as I'm slightly taller... Hayley is about 5'11". My first girlfriend was about 5'10", the next one Eleese is 5'2" or so and my last girlfriend, Mel, is 5'7" or 5'8".

i am the robots 08-27-2007 02:36 PM

My track record is like, 5'4", 5'3", 5'7", and 5'4".

Go me for bagging them short bitches except for Whit, and all crazy bitches.

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 02:37 PM

I'm the passive member in a relationship, so tall girl = aggressive = good action.

masada 08-27-2007 02:37 PM

my track record is like,

pate 08-27-2007 02:37 PM

I'm 6'1" and my girl is like 5'8".

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 02:38 PM

Looking for 7 foot tall woman.

i am the robots 08-27-2007 02:38 PM

Looking for 9 story woman.*

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15204806]I'm the passive member in a relationship, so tall girl = aggressive = good action.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty passive too, but then again, crazy bitches are aggressive regardless of height.

Moon Flavor 08-27-2007 02:38 PM

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15204804]My track record is like, 5'4", 5'3", 5'7", and 5'4".

Go me for bagging them short bitches except for Whit, and all crazy bitches.[/QUOTE]

5'7'' isn't that short for a girl...

But it IS kinda weird that you remember all their heights...

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 02:38 PM

[QUOTE=Riva;15204794]I don't really have a preference you know. As long as I'm slightly taller... Hayley is about 5'11". My first girlfriend was about 5'10", the next one Eleese is 5'2" or so and my last girlfriend, Mel, is 5'7" or 5'8".[/QUOTE]
Ellen was like 5'6 or so
Gaby was 5'0
Lizzy was like 4'10"
Alliy was about 5'4"

TojesDolan 08-27-2007 02:38 PM

I liek them aggressive, indeed.

i am the robots 08-27-2007 02:39 PM

[QUOTE=jcs497;15204817]5'7'' isn't that short for a girl...

But it IS kinda weird that you remember all their heights...[/QUOTE]

I'm saying like an estimation. And I said *EXCEPT FOR*

Also, I'm still friends with all of my exes, except for Whit, nothing like being falsely accused of **** constantly!

masada 08-27-2007 02:39 PM

dude but whit was the coolest one


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