All in all, it was a good laugh. Embarrasing mind

^ haha alcohol stories are the best. i've got a few of my own. i'll share them one day.

[QUOTE=sic]^ haha alcohol stories are the best. i've got a few of my own. i'll share them one day.[/QUOTE]
Is that day today?

[QUOTE=poppinfresh]this bitch is mine
[url]http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/ele/146534294.html[/url][/QUOTE]
and i have just been informed that im getting all the wiring and everything. I will be testing it out also. What a deal. I have to drive an hour to get it but thats alright.

tell me!!!!

[QUOTE=poppinfresh]and i have just been informed that im getting all the wiring and everything. I will be testing it out also. What a deal. I have to drive an hour to get it but thats alright.[/QUOTE]
Cool, cool. What kinda car are you driving?

I come up with the most retarded ideas when im drunk

e.g:
Wet t-shirt whipping contest (hurts)
Crowd diving (like crowd surfing but involves being thrown 6 ft in the air first) which ended in me landing on the top of my spine, hurt a bit.
Making explosives in the garden
Testing to see if i could really fly
Attempting to reroute traffic with a hairdryer and a yellow jacket
Walking to a supermarket at 2am, when it closed 6 hours earlier.
Having sex with a variety of sluts
Trying to persuade a bouncer HE was underage for a club

etc etc

And on saturday i'll have more amusing anecdotes when i get back from a night of Skananigans

Sounds like you had a blast.

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Porkupine. Marry me. Where did you find that? And how much?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.sjcdrums.com/[/url]

No clue on price.

Me and alcohol have a love hate relationship. Much like me and my liver.

gtg it tiem

[QUOTE=spirit]Is that day today?[/QUOTE]
sure.

hmm... so many, which one to tell???

okay, so me and my friends go to this one girl's birthday party about a year ago. i'm the only one who really knows her and her friends, and my buddies just mostly come along because hey, it's a party. so we're in her basement, drinking, and one of her friends, who i was barely friends with, starts giving me eyes. i know we're both drunk, and decide to avoid her. a few more drinks. then her mom brings down probably 500 bagel bites. i proceed to eat atleast 80 of these things. god i love bagel bites. a few more drinks.

at this point, i've had oh, 18 shots and 80 bagel bites. then the girl comes up and talks to me, as i'm laying on the ground with my head propped up against the wall. but this is no normal talk. she's sitting on me, saying something i can't really understand. she leans in for a kiss, which i, drunk as i am, lift my head to meet half way. which is when the bagel bites start to argue with the vodka in my stomach. at the first kiss, one huge stream of bagel bites, vodka, and whatever i had eaten in the last few days comes flying up, right into her mouth. as she pulls away, i'm still going, and it proceeds to cover her face, eventually dripping down back onto me.

apparently, my friends were all sitting on the other side of the room, watching this girl jump ontop of me, and when one of my friends sees this stream, he throws up on the giant plate of bagel bites.

my friends clean me up, like a bunch of nice guys. but then, they decided it'd be funny to feed me some more bagel bites. drunk as i am, i can't taste the throwup covering them, and i eat, oh god, atleast 20 more of these things.

and it gets better. the girl was still all over me right after it happened, and ended up sleeping with me. :lol: talk about forgiveness.

Southpark style projectile vommiting. Awesome.

I would NOT have stuck my tounge down that chicks throat after i'd just barfed in her mouth.

My mate lisa once decided to throw up then kiss me. So i thought i'd be funny to do the same back. She ended up stuffin my hand in her pants and everyone at the gig was watching :-/

[QUOTE=Futuro]Cool, cool. What kinda car are you driving?[/QUOTE]
an integra. After listening to a dj shadow cd that i bought i realized how good cd quality sounds feel. so now all i want is a decent sound system where ever i go. next in line is the bose sound isolation headphones.

My friend just blew up three jl subs, all 10s. that also kind of drove me in this direction.

[QUOTE]an integra. After listening to a dj shadow cd that i bought i realized how good cd quality sounds feel. so now all i want is a decent sound system where ever i go. next in line is the bose sound isolation headphones.[/QUOTE]DJ Shadow is the man. New album soon, hope it lives up to endtroducing :-)

i dont know, i wasn't very pleased with endtroducing, it was the second one i bought but i liked private press a bit more. it has osme good songs but a lot of them really didnt tickle my fancy. I really want to get that one live cd with cut chemist, that should be good, i heard a few songs from it and they were pretty nice.

Sic more stories!!!

[QUOTE=ludvista29]Sic more stories!!![/QUOTE]
there will be more in due time, my son.

*looks at watch*

woah!...quarter past due! SIC! you're late!

I want more NOW!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Heres a drug induced story.

So we were all sat around my mates place, rollin up lil joints. We had some drinks and kept smokin. A few hours later, to my amusement, i notice that the more we smoke the longer the J's are gettin. It got to the stage where we had to use 3 hands to hold it. So anyway. My mates makin a cocktail really carefully and me bassist looks at me an says "slip this into his drink" and hands me a lil purple plastic tube. Without payin attention i slipped it in, then looked at what he'd handed me. He'd given me the friggin bong hadnt he, so i'd just added bong water to me mates cocktail. Anyway, he doesnt notice and we let it go. My bassist then looks at me singer, looks at singers shoes, grins and then dribbles water into them. Followed, accidentally, by a stream of blood, puke, cake and who knows what else. He runs outside runs into the garage door, sticks his head down a drain and empties his guts. Meanwhile, inside, my singers stood at the window for like, half an hour, wide eyed. So i stand and stare at this black van with the engine idling for another 20 minutes or so before a guy climbs outta the back and drives off.

At this point me and me singer "click" that it musta been the british version of the feds and end up chasing the van a mile down the road. Got back and somehow a drum circle had formed in the room so we jus joined in an drummed on lil hand drums/pringles tubes/passed out people until we all passed out.

The end.

Total cost of skunk for the night: $244. Cost in damage: Didnt hang around to find out.

Next morning: Dan (bong water boy) poops blood and has to go to the doctors. Leaves the surgery 10 mins later lookin a lil angry and screams "MAZ! THE DOCTOR JUST FINGERED ME, GIMME A SMOKE" at me :)

And we all lived happily ever after

:lol:

are you sure EVERYONE was happy?

That is why I don't smoke or drink haha

My name is sam.

[QUOTE=Josiah]My name is sam.[/QUOTE]

No Silly.

Does anyone here watch The Andy Milinokis Show?

Lets see if I can say this with a straight face...

Man MX sure is a great pla... HAHAHA I can't.

HAhahhaha

Hahaha that's one of the best yet... hahahaha

Hey Jo, Im gonna be up your way April 20-25. Gonna go to MI's open house the 22nd, than see what else I can do around LA.