surprise sex i like to call it

:lol:

my custom sticks came today
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOO

how much did they cost??

Stump fu[size=2]ckin[/size]g.

Anyone that can tell me what I'm referring to gets imaginary rep.

It's cool, as long as you can hold your drink.

Ah. I see. You're daffy ducked pal.

[quote=SkaRabbit]my custom sticks came today
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOO[/quote]

So did yo momma. For the first time in a century :naughty: wwwwtschhhhhh

Eat bread.

[QUOTE=Loyton]ZThe dinner iz in appriox. an hour. WIll I be sober rnoguh by themn? Ionly tieme will tell![/QUOTE]

You can't type. Try drinking water. And doing some speed. That'll make it right.

Yeah, and bread.

Thats probably not a good idea.

Remember kids. Do hard drugs and you'll end up more retarded than me.

eat some bread and drink lots of water?

Good luck though...

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Thats probably not a good idea.

Remember kids. Do hard drugs and you'll end up more retarded than me.[/QUOTE]

Nah, speed's cool. Besides, he's taken a lot of downer, so the speed should balance it out. Failing that, bread and water should help. Oh, and if you have any multivitamin tablets or capsules lying around, they couldn't hurt either.

No one gonna tell me about stump fuc[size=2]king[/size]? :(

I hope daddy dbj doesnt see dis he doesnt like.

I think you're screwed..

[QUOTE=Loyton]Sjots Of Hardlixiqwpot No Go For The **** On **** Street![/QUOTE]

Riiiiiiight.

6 shots and you're on your as[I]s[/I]? Christ man. It takes me at least 12. To be fair i hate tequila though.

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10?

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]6 shots and you're on your as[I]s[/I]? Christ man. It takes me at least 12. To be fair i hate tequila though.[/QUOTE]

Euch. I'm not a big spirits man. I only really like whiskey, and it has to be decent whiskey. Rum's alright too, especially if you're already drunk. Vodka I despise. My preference is cider, but I'll drink beer, or wine at a stretch. Champage over wine.

[QUOTE=Loyton]From here on out I am totally sober. Meaning, tell me if any of my posts have any typos or are strangte.

I dont remember posting any of that.[/QUOTE]

*Points out*

"strangte"

^^^
Hell's yeh! Magners FTW, no? Unless you don't like in the UK.

[quote=spirit]Euch. I'm not a big spirits man. I only really like whiskey, and it has to be decent whiskey. Rum's alright too, especially if you're already drunk. Vodka I despise. My preference is cider, but I'll drink beer, or wine at a stretch. Champage over wine.[/quote]

Vodka :) Sourz/Monkey shots rule.

My mysterious cocktail was awesome as well. It had the following in random amounts:

Coke
Blue WKD
Jamesons Irish whiskey
Jack Daniels
Vodka
Something that looked suspiciously like archers.

It was lush. As a result i forgot how to make it again :rolleyes:

I cant drink lager or beer. I dont mind faggy alcopops if im doing some "before gig" drinkin. I learnt that vodka + drums dont mix a long time ago. Thats a story i only tell when asked.

eating bread doesn't do anything once drunk. considering the alcohol is already in your bloodstream, i find it very hard to imagine the bread hopping into your blood, grabbing the little alcohol molecules, and then bringing them out. and even eating bread immediately after drinking alcohol just spans the drunkenness over a longer time.

phil, weren't you asking about 'volcano' snares a while back?

tri-tone pyramid snare in low gloss ocean storm / 12'' 16ply top, 13'' 10ply with 20 ply rings middle third, 14'' 10ply with 20 ply rings lower third

[img]http://www.sjcdrums.com/pages/gallery/images2/images/pyramid_snare.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Vodka :) Sourz/Monkey shots rule.

My mysterious cocktail was awesome as well. It had the following in random amounts:

Coke
Blue WKD
Jamesons Irish whiskey
Jack Daniels
Vodka
Something that looked suspiciously like archers.

It was lush. As a result i forgot how to make it again :rolleyes:

I cant drink lager or beer. I dont mind faggy alcopops if im doing some "before gig" drinkin. I learnt that vodka + drums dont mix a long time ago. Thats a story i only tell when asked.[/QUOTE]

Shame about your cocktail, but I bet mine was better. What we did, right, was we had some vodka and diet coke. Y'know, poor mans poof juice. Then we poured it into a teapot with some old tea in it. Then we drank that. It was surprisingly nice, given I hate vodka. On the other hand, I'd had a couple of cans of Strongbow, so I was probably slightly more receptive, on account of I couldn't taste as much.

Oh, and do tell about the vodka drums.

Porkupine. Marry me. Where did you find that? And how much?

[quote=spirit]Euch. I'm not a big [B]spirit[/B]s man. I only really like whiskey, and it has to be decent whiskey. Rum's alright too, especially if you're already drunk. Vodka I despise. My preference is cider, but I'll drink beer, or wine at a stretch. Champage over wine.[/quote]

*looks at user name*

how ironic...:p

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2]*looks at user name*

how ironic...:p[/QUOTE]

Indeed. I'm an ironic kind of guy :naughty:

That makes no sense.

[QUOTE=Porkupine]phil, weren't you asking about 'volcano' snares a while back?

tri-tone pyramid snare in low gloss ocean storm / 12'' 16ply top, 13'' 10ply with 20 ply rings middle third, 14'' 10ply with 20 ply rings lower third

[img]http://www.sjcdrums.com/pages/gallery/images2/images/pyramid_snare.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Intresting idea. I would like to hear it.

EDIT: Loyton loses 3 Faith reps.

Ok vodka drums :( I dislike this story for reasons that become obvious.

Before my first major gig (which abour 1000 people showed up to and we made £3.6k for charity) i got the shakes real bad so i decided to have some shots to calm my nerves. 8 Shots later and i head off to the venue, hoping the walk would do me good. Got there and unpacked my gear (which arrived seperately) and all went well.

Its here that i start to feel a bit woozy. So i think, whatever, have some water and do what im here to do. Played a half decent set, dropped my sticks a few times.

Its HERE that my story gets embarrasing. By the end of the set i was pretty wasted but still managin to play the songs. End of the last song arrives i got carried away, thought i was a huge rockstar and hurled my sticks away. The stick narrowly misses this girl i had a huge crush on's bf and he thinks i did it on purpouse. So of course, he hurls it back and it misses my face by a hair and leaves a huge dent in the wall behind me. I moved to avoid it and my face met the floor tom in mid air (very confusing) then when i attempted to get up i went straight back down, backwards off the throne, bounced my head off the wall and landed in a muddle on the stage. Whilst untangling myself i fell off the stage, walked outside and vommited over the sound techs van :) Then the stupidest idea, i went and had sex with a lass i'd spent a year persuading to leave me alone :(

There. The story :( Happy?

Yes. Yes I am.