listening to boys II men, drinking cider, fixin' ma hair

u kno hw i do lads and lasses

lol u listen to boyz 2 men

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pov

[QUOTE=TheBigDickInYourAzz;18419804]lol u listen to boyz 2 men[/QUOTE]

they're pretty ballin''

i remember in elementary school some kid that looked and talked like a jersey shore mini-me loved them

i thought music sucked then cuz all the kids like gay shit like boyz 2 men then i discovered heavy metal

my friend in elementary school was listening to i dont want no scrub and he asked if i liked it i said no and he said dude its the most popular song

im a backstreet rocker and i will be till the day that i die

[QUOTE=Deth;18419564]going to a jap restaurant with chick soon

NEXT LEVEL DINNER MANEUVER[/QUOTE]

I've never taken a girl on a date where I pay for any thing. I usually just invite them to my house and if they aren't repulsed I make a move. It works enough of the time that I don't plan on changing.

the other day i left class and went to the bath room and jacked off

it was kind of thrilling thinking about how disgusted people would be knowing i was jacking off while i was gone from class. then i walked back to class grinning every time i saw someone thinking "i just jerked off and they have no clue"

haha

spread the word blockboy

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trailer didn't work

awww lame

look up 'we dare' on youtube

the game is rated 13+ or something too

[QUOTE=blockhead;18419869]I usually just invite them to my house [/QUOTE]


I prefer doing this too, cheaper and I can make the meal which means a little more.

cook dinner; impress feminazis

i always just play myself as the "troubled guy with a heart of gold" and it usually works

girls are stupid. i mean really really stupid.

makin fun of my lamp

just had a huge argument w/ my dad

him and my mom think I'm skinny because I'm bulimic :lol:

then I told them about the concept of eating healthier - which makes you lose weight

BECAUSE YOU'RE EATING LESS CALORIES

my dad said I barely eat anything when we eat out, YEAH BECAUSE THE FAT AND SALT RATINGS ARE REALLY HIGH

then my dad said I should exercise more WHICH WOULD MAKE ME LOSE EVEN MORE WEIGHT

did u say YEAH BECAUSE THE FAT AND SALT RATINGS ARE REALLY HIGH

my dad asked me if i wanted to borrow the new radiohead album so i could burn it i said no and he w as like

"okay just go back to your room and listen to leftover crack sory for offering"

just remind them that youre an elf

elves dont gain weight

my dad said leftover crack sounds like bob marley with sam kennison screaming over it. every band i listen to he asks if it's leftover crack even if it's hardcore or something that sounds nothing like them

did u just say no or was it like ugh no <--that kind of no u no

[QUOTE=APirate;18419930]the other day i left class and went to the bath room and jacked off

it was kind of thrilling thinking about how disgusted people would be knowing i was jacking off while i was gone from class. then i walked back to class grinning every time i saw someone thinking "i just jerked off and they have no clue"[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18419956]did u just say no or was it like ugh no <--that kind of no u no[/QUOTE]

ugh no

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18419951]did u say YEAH BECAUSE THE FAT AND SALT RATINGS ARE REALLY HIGH[/QUOTE]

:thumb:

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I know we've done this before

but fuck yes

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chewie syncs up perfectly with this

hey guys

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