I have very long hair but i don't really look very feminine

I know a girl who has an 18ft long dong

no lie, she's a scarey piece of meat

That's just not right.
I get called a girl all the time :angry:

[QUOTE=Happy]That's just not right.
I get called a girl all the time :angry:[/QUOTE]
Do you have a vagin[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]?

edit: attached to yourself :p

[QUOTE=Zowë]Do you have a vagin[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]?

edit: attached to yourself :p[/QUOTE]
Nah, I just have real long hair.

me too.

Maybe if you were half a foot taller you wouldn't have that problem.

[QUOTE=Atomic Rain]me too.

Maybe if you were half a foot taller you wouldn't have that problem.[/QUOTE]
Quiet up there!

[quote=Brew]I know a girl who has an 18ft long dong

no lie, she's a scarey piece of meat[/quote]
My friend Billie had a six foot willie and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now it's only two foot four.

Primary school rhymes FTW.

[QUOTE=Brew]Geezer > Harris

oooh, shocking[/QUOTE]
Balls, mate.:p


Jingle bells, Batman smells, robin flew away, uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Balls, mate.:p

[/QUOTE]
I agree with this man.

Muahaha no girls comments for me anymore, you see I have got what is called a 'hair cut'.

[QUOTE=Happy]Nah, I just have real long hair.[/QUOTE]
I'm jealous. I miss my long hair so much.
I'm growing it again, so hopefull by the summer it'll be something like [url="http://i2.tinypic.com/s66rzr.jpg"]athis[/url]
:cool:

[QUOTE=Salle D'attente]Muahaha no girls comments for me anymore, you see I have got what is called a 'hair cut'.[/QUOTE]
I love my flowing raven tresses.

Mine's longer than that but I'm not really a fan of dreads.

[QUOTE=Happy]Mine's longer than that but I'm not really a fan of dreads.[/QUOTE]
I'll have to grow it to double the length that I want my dreads, because of all the twisting, knotting, it makes the dreads alot shorter than the actual length of my hair is...

[QUOTE=Zowë]I'll have to grow it to double the length that I want my dreads, because of all the twisting, knotting, it makes the dreads alot shorter than the actual length of my hair is...[/QUOTE]
Of course.
I forgot about that.

Anyway if any of you guys and girls plan on going seeing something I recomend both V for vendetta and Inside Man

V for Vendetta is meant to be crap.

All the reviews I read panned it.

Anyone played Civilisation II, Test of Time?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]V for Vendetta is meant to be crap.

All the reviews I read panned it.[/QUOTE]

yeah, but i get the impression they were looking for a punk anthem and found a prog rock masterpiece, and didn't like it.


I really mean to go and see it.

FOD, That's really sad, I mean, on MX at 12 on a saturday night, how pathetic is my life?

Jesus Christ I suck.

NP-Autopsy-Ridden with disease

depends how old you are really.

If your as young as me, not really a problem.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]FOD, That's really sad, I mean, on MX at 12 on a saturday night, how pathetic is my life?

Jesus Christ I suck.

NP-Autopsy-Ridden with disease[/QUOTE]
You know you don't suck.
Don't get so down on youself.
*hug*

[QUOTE=Zowë]You know you don't suck.
Don't get so down on youself.
*hug*[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know, hun, it's difficult not to though.

Foad.

I Am Iron Man

Why am I up so early?
ghey.

[QUOTE=Happy]Why am I up so early?
I am so ghey.[/QUOTE]
10:45 isn't early

It is for me. For some strange reason I enjoy watching wrestling again.

And no, it's not because I'm gay.

[QUOTE=Happy]It is for me. For some strange reason I enjoy watching wrestling again.

And no, it's not because I'm gay.[/QUOTE]
Who's Wrestling?