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IPolkaLikeThis! 10-09-2006 12:26 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13408551]Sup, dude?



:lol:

Thanks, dude.

-Gav[/QUOTE]



not much man, just chilling after work. hows your hand? I remember hearing about it, but hows it healing up?

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:26 AM

[QUOTE=jcs497;13408524]edited, silly[/QUOTE]

so was mine, jerk.

I think it looks better too.
And Raayl sent me a comment, that I'm pretty sure was just to make me go look at his myspace, so I sent him a poem only I will understand.

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:27 AM

What would y'all do with an Em-A2-Am progression?

Moon Flavor 10-09-2006 12:27 AM

[QUOTE=progmegood;13408578]so was mine, jerk.

I think it looks better too.
And Raayl sent me a comment, that I'm pretty sure was just to make me go look at his myspace, so I sent him a poem only I will understand.[/QUOTE]

Who the hell is Raayl?

bottlerocket 10-09-2006 12:28 AM

Yeah this girl's really hot, too.

Her name is sort of a bummer, though. I wanted it to be some exotic sexy German name...nope. It's Laura.

-Gav

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:28 AM

[QUOTE=jcs497;13408584]Who the hell is Raayl?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure it's Sade. I just linked to him from Ben's, and it sounded cool.

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:29 AM

I'm really into this girl named Laura too....

OH NOES!

ebe9 10-09-2006 12:29 AM

Found the following for Gav...........................Based on the Nookie is good for you part.


[COLOR=#6365ce]Did you know ... about SEX?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones
up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active
body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called heromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

[/COLOR]

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:29 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13408593]Yeah this girl's really hot, too.

Her name is sort of a bummer, though. I wanted it to be some [B]exotic sexy German name[/B]...nope. It's Laura.

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Like....Heidi?

I don't find that sexy.

Moon Flavor 10-09-2006 12:29 AM

[QUOTE=progmegood;13408597]I'm pretty sure it's Sade. I just linked to him from Ben's, and it sounded cool.[/QUOTE]

Awww **** him, he's an idiot.

Spaceman Spiff 10-09-2006 12:30 AM

[QUOTE=progmegood;13408597]I'm pretty sure it's Sade. I just linked to him from Ben's, and it sounded cool.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, his stuff is pretty good.

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:31 AM

I like the music. I've never actually talked to him.

ebe9 10-09-2006 12:32 AM

Bass P[U]o[/U]rn


[URL]http://www.nordstrandguitars.com/nordy.htm[/URL]

Spaceman Spiff 10-09-2006 12:32 AM

[QUOTE=jcs497;13408608]Awww **** him, he's an idiot.[/QUOTE]

Just because he doesn't like you. :p












I don't actually know if he does or doesn't...

Moon Flavor 10-09-2006 12:34 AM

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13408632]Just because he doesn't like you. :p












I don't actually know if he does or doesn't...[/QUOTE]

I don't think he knows/remembers me, I just hate him.

Spaceman Spiff 10-09-2006 12:37 AM

[QUOTE=jcs497;13408647]I don't think he knows/remembers me, I just hate him.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

That's funny. I think I'm one of few people that talks to him still.

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:37 AM

well, [I][U]I[/U][/I] hate you, so he should, right?

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:38 AM

I always liked Sade...The only time I ever had a problem with him was when he insulted my playing and I thought he was this other kid that didn't play as well as me.

ebe9 10-09-2006 12:40 AM

I always found Sade to be a mild ammusement at best.

You always knew what to expect from him, in that there would always be some sort of insult or put down in respose to a post or thread.

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:40 AM

Whats sades soundclick?

I want to hear some of his montonous uber tapping...

ebe9 10-09-2006 12:41 AM

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, and the teacher says that an
interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other
animal in the world does this.

Suddenly, Little Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.

"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. The
neighbor's Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff!
ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F*ck Off!", the dog
ate him."
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:43 AM

hahar. Why don't you listen to my monotonous bass playing, Jody?

One Groovin Clown 10-09-2006 12:44 AM

Hey guys!
How's everyone so far?

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:46 AM

dead.

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:46 AM

Because your a fag, and Im country boy.

Pa says I shouldnt talk to you.

<3

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:47 AM

C'mon little missy, run away with me.

ebe9 10-09-2006 12:53 AM

[quote=progmegood;13408731]C'mon little missy, run away with me.[/quote]


But what about our baby prog.

Are you honestly going to turn you back on the two of us?

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:53 AM

So, uh.

Sades stuffs not as good as I remember.

ebe9 10-09-2006 12:54 AM

Since Gav brought up the subject of Germans.


[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]like "fotograf" 20% shorter.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]kombinations of leters.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][FONT=verdana][COLOR=#6365ce]vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

bottlerocket 10-09-2006 12:54 AM

Because it's not good.

-Gav

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:56 AM

[QUOTE=ebe9;13408764]But what about our baby prog.

Are you honestly going to turn you back on the two of us?[/QUOTE]

You already left [I]me[/I]!!!

Efrim 10-09-2006 12:57 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13408776]Because it's not good.

-Gav[/QUOTE]

I like the Raayl stuff alot. I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy a CD.

Jody LeCompte 10-09-2006 12:57 AM

I usually dont like solo bass much nowadays.

I still and always will love Manring though.

ebe9 10-09-2006 01:00 AM

[quote=progmegood;13408785]You already left [I]me[/I]!!![/quote]


But I am still getting alimony from you..............


Speaking of which, where is this months cheque?

Efrim 10-09-2006 01:02 AM

You know what? You know what?!?

I oughta bust your lip woman.....

ebe9 10-09-2006 01:06 AM

[quote=progmegood;13408814]You know what? You know what?!?

I oughta bust your lip woman.....[/quote]



I will get Chuck Norris to whip your wife beating ***.



The following seen on a T-Shirt

"50 000 battered women. And to thinkI have always been eating mine plain."

^^Truely terrible

Efrim 10-09-2006 01:07 AM

Hahahahahaha^

Has anyone here heard of Jandek?

ebe9 10-09-2006 01:11 AM

[quote=progmegood;13408850]Hahahahahaha^

Has anyone here heard of Jandek?[/quote]


Nope..

What is He, She or It?

Efrim 10-09-2006 01:13 AM

This one guy who tunes his guitar to how he wants it to sound, and then wails overtop of it. It's supposedly really creepy, and really strange. I want some bad...

ebe9 10-09-2006 01:17 AM

[quote=progmegood;13408889]This one guy who tunes his guitar to how he wants it to sound, and then wails overtop of it. It's supposedly really creepy, and really strange. I want some bad...[/quote]


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................


Pass


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