I used pledge, which is pretty much the same thing. Dry handcloth.

Our whole house is like that. My parents arn't normal.

Good thing though. Normal is boring.

True. I'm not really complaining.

That manniquin is older than I am. It's chipping on the top and you can see like. Cardboard underneath =/

My parents are kind of weird sometimes. We have a little nook in the wall that my mother filled with Dead Bears, a poster of Bob Dylan, a drawing of a shampoo ad my mother did in highschool, and a fake taxidermied rooster. =/

That's as far as it gets, though.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]True. I'm not really complaining.

That manniquin is older than I am. It's chipping on the top and you can see like. Cardboard underneath =/[/QUOTE]


I knew brains were made of cardboard! Stupid science teachers don't know what the crap their talking about..

'Grey matter' is actually brown matter.

Cool.

My dad has a Misfit's doll...I can't remember what his name is or anything, but the guy lives down the street from my Aunt Mary in upstate NJ...his daughter goes to school with my cousin.

My dad nearly wet his pants when he found that out.

I nearly wet my pants when I found out...


...It was a monday morning!

[quote=Antigone]My parents are kind of weird sometimes. We have a little nook in the wall that my mother filled with Dead Bears, a poster of Bob Dylan, a drawing of a shampoo ad my mother did in highschool, and a fake taxidermied rooster. =/

That's as far as it gets, though.[/quote]
I find obese people to be quite weird. Aren't both your parents obese? haha

Danzig?


My cat needs her shot. Dammit.
I don't feel like it.


Edit: Erm. Right, Josiah.

But it's...Wednesday...

ZOMG! *brown matter implosion*

I just put 660 pennies into stacks of ten each. Only took 20 minutes.

4 people posted before i did...

[QUOTE=Antigone]Danzig?


My cat needs her shot. Dammit.
I don't feel like it.[/QUOTE]

Jerry Only.

[url]http://www.misfits.com/fitstoys.jpeg[/url]

To the left. That's the exact doll we have =/

Gonna go buy 7 ice-creams?

[QUOTE=fishbulb]4 people posted before i did...[/QUOTE]

Everyone's posting at the same time.

It's..kinda weird.

Weird like obese people in Josiah's eyes.

Has Jezen joined the club of Josiah's little c[B]o[/B]cksuckers or something?

I am obese.
But it is all part of my "american dream"
I just need a fat wife, then I will go insane and eat her (Litteraly) And then I will be all over the news.

But I will be wearing my bands T-shirt!
Free publicity!
/wins

oh god
jezen, dont join, etp2 is so far in he has no opinions of his own

American obesity.

Monday nights on TLC are just...gross.

I ate half a watermelon. I don't feel very good. I also had a haircut, i've gone from like long to short, and i don't like it. there is nothing there!!!

Because rich fat a[B]s[/B]ses are all of our problems, right?

I ain't joinin no cocksucker club...

Hah, I went from hair somewhere between my shoulder and elbow to...

[url]http://perso.orange.fr/notre.enfant/Wall%20Enfant/titan_ae008.jpg[/url]

That.

It took a long time to stop squeezing out handfulls of shampoo.

No not all the problems, more like rich fat asses, global warming and myspace.

but rich fatasses are responsible for global warming because they cant get anywhere by any means except driving in their minds.

Except it was proven by my physics teacher that SUVs have nothing to do with global warming =/

Also the good for nothing dagos who inhabit the west coast and attempt to impose their bogus sense of superiority over everyone else are a big problem, too.


Edit: Ooooh, last time I checked, it was all of the black people who were driving the big f[B]u[/B]cking SUV's, along with all of the upper class dickholes who make $500,000 a year and buy each one of their kids an Escalade.

Planes are the worst for global warming.

SUVs are silly.

That's why I have a honda.

And am going to get a motorcycle.

The amount of water an ice berg displaces is = to it's volume or surface area or something. therefore, if an ice berg melts, then there is no difference in sea levels... but ice melting off land makes a difference. Global waming sucks. I'm jsut gonna beilieve it doens't exist, and go wild....

A Honda. Oooh, because Honda's are such an improvement.

While you're drivng along in your splended little sh[B]i[/B]t made econobox, thousands of Americans are being forced to work at the local Wal-Mart because they no longer have jobs thanks to all of the traitors who can't support their own economy by buying anything made here.
But, I guess supporting outsourcing so your home country collapses on it's self is A-OK so long as you're helping put an end to the THEORY of global warming.

GM has plenty of hybrids that far surpass anything Honda or Toyota sell in the states, but guess what? All of us ignorant a[B]s[/B]s patriots are too god damn stupid to buy it when they try and introduce them to us.
NOPE.

[QUOTE][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Body_mass_index-weightheight.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Im in the "fat" portion of the chart.

/Drives V8 Suburban with a mobile home on the back to mcdonalds.

It's equal to the volume of the ice that is [I]above[/I] the water level.

... I just use it as a scape goat for all my problems, along with myspace.

Me and my gf broke up... F[B]u[/B]cking global warming!!

or..

I would've never been in this damn mess if it wasn't for that f[B]u[/B]cking myspace!!

or when something bad happens thats out of my control..

Eh..well.. myspace and global warming

or..

well..snakes on a plane.

Oi.

I don't give a crap about global warming.

I just like Japanese-made cars because they last near forever and it's much easeir to find replacement parts than with many American-made cars =/

how does a kilo relate to a pound, im 6' 155pounds, thats not fat is it?

[QUOTE=Tang.]

well..snakes on a plane.[/QUOTE]

Stupidest-looking. Movie. Ever.

I seriously thought it was a joke the first 3 times I saw the preview. Then I realized it's going to be an actual movie.