[QUOTE=elmntrs;16851528]"hey i've never seen you around, what's your name?"

[I]"I AM THE WHITE GHOST!!!"[/I][/QUOTE]

lmfao

I chortled

[B][I]scene: driving down a highway with girl[/I][/B]

"honey, where are we going?"

[I]"NEW ENGLAND SHORES AWAIT!!!"[/I]

"Um, leik, what makes you eat all of those twix?"

"[I][B]The European taste for sugar cane![/B][/I]"

i likes surar

Making casual conversation isn't that hard idk!

depends in what mood people catch me in

forget it in the morning. I'm terrible at making convo early in the morning

"snookums, why did you have to storm out of my parents' house like that?"

[I]"SO INTOLERABLY LOATHSOME WAS THE STENCH... THE AIR WAS UNFIT FOR RESPIRATION![/I]"

[B][I]
stumbles and falls over a rock[/I][/B]

[I]"BLAHHH!!!"[/I]

"oh honey! are you ok? what happened?"
[I]
"EYES ARE SEWN SHUT!"[/I]

"what? who could do [I]that[/I] to [I]you[/I]?!"

[I]"UNBEARABLE BEASTS OF A SIZZLING SUN!"
[/I]

"ok.. well i guess we should get you to a doctor"

[I]"IMPIOUS HERBALIST TO DELIVER?"[/I]

Lmfao

I think I'll listen to some Arghoslent now!

ugh Fluids test tomorrow

Chance are high that I will fail.

I have some fluids for ya.

I just have a chem test on Friday which will be harder than it should be do to me usually sleeping through class or not going.

Still good for a B+ though.

[QUOTE=pate;16851786]ugh Fluids test tomorrow

[/QUOTE]

I haven't had one in a few days, maybe tonight.

hmm signals and systems results tomorrow

this will suck vastly

mmm chem test earlier today easiest ****ing 100 of my life

i had pyshics today, and failed hard

hooked up with an asian girl today, she was a biter... so i was like alright. until i thought she was going to ****ing bite off my fingers.

jesus hates you

naw, nice thing about being christian is forgiveness.

Dude don't you have a girlfriend?

CHEATING WHORE BAG!

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16851926]naw, nice thing about being christian is forgiveness.[/QUOTE]

according to your mythologies you'll only be forgiven if you feel guilty about what you've done

do you actually have a girlfriend?

[QUOTE=Angmar;16851962]Dude don't you have a girlfriend?

CHEATING WHORE BAG![/QUOTE]

we broke up like a week ago :thumb:
i would never cheat on a girl like evar. i wouldn't be able to live with myself.
[quote] you'll only be forgiven if you feel guilty about what you've done [/quote]
i do. i'm an idiot for doing it, but as im just an earthly man, it prolongs my shallow wishes for other sins i suppose. as i am not jesus himself, i'd hope you'd understand my mythologies would be kinda handy at times like this =]

[QUOTE=masscows;16851980]according to your mythologies you'll only be forgiven if you feel guilty about what you've done[/QUOTE]
hey man just because you're depressed doesn't mean you have to try and make everyone else the same way!

bro i'm just busting his balls

howre things on yo end mass?

****ing metal as ****

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16852100]howre things on yo end mass?[/QUOTE]

could be better

and yeah metal as ****

you guys down for mxrm?

[QUOTE=masscows;16852089]bro i'm just busting his balls[/QUOTE]
...ummm?
[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16852105]****ing metal as ****[/QUOTE]
lol

im down

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16852131]you guys down for mxrm?[/QUOTE]

I'll sign on!

[QUOTE=McP3000;16852133]...ummm?[/QUOTE]

:confused:

invite me motha****as

AIM: imhotlikepolpot

I don't have AIM installed on this laptop, sorry boys and boys masquerading as girls for attention.

bro i'm just








busting his balls

adb you gonna come into aim chat elffag

don't have aim here in Mirkwood

nigga you aint livin in no middle earf stop lyin