my boss just ripped my head off wooooo

Wow..
I've never conversed with someone who lost his head.
How are you doing?

pretty good having trouble typing blood getting keyboard sssticky argh

[QUOTE=masscows;17385589]bdsm... back door sodomy?


edit: oh
urbandictionary ftw[/QUOTE]

this too for sure

I've been shitting liquid for the past three days. :\
Could be the alcohol or coffee.

blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol or coffee

[img]http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/5645_2823_stomach-suck-in.jpg[/img]

I WANT YOU TO BE JUST AS GROSSED OUT AS I AM RIGHT NOW.

z

[QUOTE=illmitch;17385610]pretty good having trouble typing blood getting keyboard sssticky argh[/QUOTE]

Lick it of the keyboard. =)

[QUOTE]I've been poopting liquid for the past three days. :\
Could be the alcohol or coffee. [/QUOTE]
That sounds pretty bad. :-\
Watch out for dehydration, especially with the warmer temperatures we're having now.

I haven't had any alcohol for a few days.
I'd like a beer tonight.
I think I'll throw a Carlberg into the fridge.

np: Hjarnidaudi - Part II

EDIT:
/Pukes
The bottom side of her ribcage looks like two balls and her tummy muscles like a dong, going down her pants.
Nasty.
Holy ****, that very nasty.

they fixed a hernia i had while they were in there


so thats why im sore

Well I drink plenty of water and ice tea, but my face does seem to be drying out a bit.
Maybe I shouldn't drink any beer for a few days, starting tomorrow.

Anyway, I'm off. Enjoy your beer, the2stranger. :chug:

Thank you mr. Ceminon. (what's your first name?)

probably going to the casino tonight with the bros will be epic heil

Cool.
You go there on a regular base?

no, this will only be my second time there

usually they don't want to go because I guess they don't have skillz like me

basis

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17385615][img]http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/5645_2823_stomach-suck-in.jpg[/img]

I WANT YOU TO BE JUST AS GROSSED OUT AS I AM RIGHT NOW.

z[/QUOTE]

:lol:

a hot girl is following me on twitter

why does that girl have a scrotum in her stomach

thats not a scrotum thats a...well idk what that is

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17385717]why does that girl have a scrotum in her stomach[/QUOTE]

maybe i shoved it too deep oops

^^^ lol

scrotums in stomachs, nice

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17385741]maybe i shoved it too deep oops[/QUOTE]

josh if your scrotum looks like that then you have cancer.

sup

anyone here

hello adb

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17385956]sup

anyone here[/QUOTE]

no, the shire has been abandoned

[I]we are the last ones left[/I]

EMH that's mean.

emh is just a hostile type of guy y'know

It's ok ADB I think you're pretty cool.

You live in the shire and don't afraid of anything.