it wouldnt surprise me if eliminator writes the simpsons

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17449472]don't judge me :([/QUOTE]

Haha, aw I don't but I just figured you'd set your sights a little higher than just baggin' an ugly chick, is all.

[QUOTE]purplefeet you're married right [/QUOTE]

Nah dude, I live with my boyfriend but don't see marriage anytime soon.

i live w/ my bf too

[QUOTE]Haha, aw I don't but I just figured you'd set your sights a little higher than just baggin' an ugly chick, is all.
[/QUOTE]i would never bag an ugly chick. It's okay to take one to a movie and what not every now and then though.

however i've recently dropped my "almost everything goes" policy with girls in favor of an honor code. from here on out i'm not touching an unattractive girl unless i'm on foreign soil. then [I]anything[/I] goes.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17449492]i would never bag an ugly chick. It's okay to take one to a movie and what not every now and then though.

however i've recently dropped my "almost everything goes" policy with girls in favor of an honor code. from here on out i'm not touching an unattractive girl unless i'm on foreign soil. then [I]anything[/I] goes.[/QUOTE]

Haha filth man.

I always figured you'd have to be the most careful ON foreign soil.

Sup bros and purplefeet?

i need a girlfriend.

the girl i was chasing disappeared for a few weeks then randomly came back and was like 'sup im moving tomorrow'.

[quote=Cocaine;17449504]i need a girlfriend.

the girl i was chasing disappeared for a few weeks then randomly came back and was like 'sup im moving tomorrow'.[/quote]
sucks bro

[quote=Cocaine;17449504]i need a girlfriend.

the girl i was chasing disappeared for a few weeks then randomly came back and was like 'sup im moving tomorrow'.[/quote]
You don't NEED a gf. Don't think you can't be happy without one.

hah yeah that does kinda blow.

[QUOTE=ATM;17449503]Sup bros and purplefeet?[/QUOTE]

Relaxin' man, enjoyin the Sunday evening. How's it going?

[QUOTE]i need a girlfriend.

the girl i was chasing disappeared for a few weeks then randomly came back and was like 'sup im moving tomorrow'. [/QUOTE]

Weren't you going out with some redhead with huge tits?

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17449509]You don't NEED a gf. Don't think you can't be happy without one.[/QUOTE]

Haha, coming from the dude with always one in rotation

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17449509]You don't NEED a gf. Don't think you can't be happy without one.[/QUOTE]Unless you're stoned out of your mind, it's literally impossible.

[quote=purplefeet;17449511]



Haha, coming from the dude with always one in rotation[/quote]
ouch purpy feetz

i just need a lsaaaaaaave

Mr. Ron: Resident Man-Whore

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17449513]Unless you're stoned out of your mind, it's literally impossible.[/QUOTE]

i'm v drunk now and i feel pretty good even though i dont have a girlfriend goos sir

Ron, I don't NEED a girlfriend, but I'd like one. It's been a while since I've been in a relationship, I think I'm "ready" to get back on the "wagon".

[QUOTE]Weren't you going out with some redhead with huge tits?[/QUOTE]
Nah. Well, like four years ago we went on a few dates but she was too insane to date. We're good friends, though, and I see some benefits in the future. She wants to go to the nude beach this week, which should be...awkward if not terrifying.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17449514]ouch purpy feetz[/QUOTE]

Aw you know I don't mean any harm!

[quote=freeliminator;17449515]i just need a lsaaaaaaave[/quote]
If I had a slave(s) I'd be a pretty fair master. Real talk.

[QUOTE=nate]i'm v drunk now and i feel pretty good even though i dont have a girlfriend goos sir[/QUOTE]unless you're v. intoxicated from some sort of substance its literally impossible

[QUOTE=tyler]she was too insane to date[/QUOTE]another one that's literally impossible

[quote=purplefeet;17449519]Aw you know I don't mean any harm![/quote]
will u go 2 teh movies with me and maybe later on we can have my dad take us to McDonalds

[QUOTE]another one that's literally impossible[/QUOTE]
Take my word for it. Having crying fits when I was late to come see her (she lives outside of Toronto), and just being generally loud and over emotional.

[quote=Cocaine;17449518]Ron, I don't NEED a girlfriend, but I'd like one. It's been a while since I've been in a relationship, I think I'm "ready" to get back on the "wagon".
[/quote]

I see. Yeah, I've been looking for a long term for a while now, but I haven't met any girls that I think i'd be happy with. Copious amounts of whores out there.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17449518] Nah. Well, like four years ago we went on a few dates but she was too insane to date. We're good friends, though, and I see some benefits in the future. She wants to go to the nude beach this week, which should be...awkward if not terrifying.[/QUOTE]

So weird man...I honestly couldn't see going to a nude beach with any of my good friends. Hope it works out for you though :\

[QUOTE]will u go 2 teh movies with me and maybe later on we can have my dad take us to McDonalds[/QUOTE]

Pft, we both know we'd end up in a pub, having a beer (and if you're cool), playing some pool. HOLLA

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17449527]So weird man...I honestly couldn't see going to a nude beach with any of my good friends. Hope it works out for you though :\[/QUOTE]

We have a lot of odd, sexual tension, so I don't know. I don't have a problem with nudity personally and it's always nice seeing a nice pair of tits so I said 'what the hell'.

i got lmore gurls than yalllllljjj

nick are you intoxicated?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17449529]We have a lot of odd, sexual tension, so I don't know. I don't have a problem with nudity personally and it's always nice seeing a nice pair of tits so I said 'what the hell'.[/QUOTE]

Yeah but unless you guys plan to boink, I don't know why you'd be going to a nude beach with each other, haha. Good thing that you don't have a problem with nudity though, it's no big thang :)

[quote=purplefeet;17449527]



Pft, we both know we'd end up in a pub, having a beer (and if you're cool), playing some pool. HOLLA[/quote]


I'm more of a darts man. These chicks tried to scam me and my buddies again the other night (they're on a dart team and they don't tell anyone) to play us for drinks. I was sober this time around and I ELIMINATOR'D them.

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17449511]Relaxin' man, enjoyin the Sunday evening. How's it going?
[/QUOTE]

Yeah just relaxing. Been really busy. Went on a kayaking trip with my dad, then spent the weekend with my girlfriend, celebrated her birthday last night, and now I'm going to be looking for a job this week.

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17449534]Yeah but unless you guys plan to boink, I don't know why you'd be going to a nude beach with each other, haha. Good thing that you don't have a problem with nudity though, it's no big thang :)[/QUOTE]

Well we're not going to 'boink' on the beach, haha.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17449525]Take my word for it. Having crying fits when I was late to come see her (she lives outside of Toronto), and just being generally loud and over emotional.[/QUOTE]
That's very tame, but I totally understand how it could be inconvenient/uncomfortable

yayhe yu duambs.. thats (C) morong

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17449536]I'm more of a darts man. These chicks tried to scam me and my buddies again the other night (they're on a dart team and they don't tell anyone) to play us for drinks. I was sober this time around and I ELIMINATOR'D them.[/QUOTE]

ron, order was kept bro

[quote=Captain Dong;17449543]ron, order was kept bro[/quote]
crushing onslaught of dartz over the inferior sex culminating in a series of demonic choirs ascending into the very thing that keeps mankind in a low form into mind numbing terror brought about by swarms of luciferian blasphemies only tamed by the power of will through sacrificial restraints




/anus review of my night

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17449536]I'm more of a darts man. These chicks tried to scam me and my buddies again the other night (they're on a dart team and they don't tell anyone) to play us for drinks. I was sober this time around and I ELIMINATOR'D them.[/QUOTE]

I honestly don't really know how to play darts. I do know there's like 85 different games to play but I don't know any of them but always like to play around with them when I'm in a pub with 'em available.

[QUOTE]Yeah just relaxing. Been really busy. Went on a kayaking trip with my dad, then spent the weekend with my girlfriend, celebrated her birthday last night, and now I'm going to be looking for a job this week.[/QUOTE]

Finding a job is a job itself, really. Good luck though! And I'm super jealous of kayaking...wish I was outside on the water this weekend.

[QUOTE]Well we're not going to 'boink' on the beach, haha. [/QUOTE]

Then you MUST explain to me what going to a nude beach is for!

to get a tan on your whole body instead of having tan lines, duh.

you'd think a girl would know these things

i am nicely tanned atm

[QUOTE]Then you MUST explain to me what going to a nude beach is for![/QUOTE]
Something to do, mostly. Way to inconspicuously stare at tits and just chill out all day.

Nickolas please! You're scaring the children again :(