Salvation can only come through Jesus Christ bro

It cannot come through
[LIST][*]the Virgin Mary[*]Buddha[*]Confucius[*]or any other false god[/LIST]
I know this to be true because I read it in a poorly-drawn comic book I found while I took a fat sh[size=2]i[/size]t in the men's bathroom. It must therefore be true.

If its not on TV, its not true, and i havent seen it on MTV so its obviously a lie.

[QUOTE=Daven;15992814]If its not on TV, its not true, and i havent seen it on MTV so its obviously a lie.[/QUOTE]

Watch the 700 Club bro

Pat Robertson prays for brosephs in Christ at the end of the show and it looks like he's on the can after eating too much Mexican food when he does

Who would have thought that finding salvation in Christ could be so entertaining?

Yeah, specially when they pray and make you fall to the ground and break in tears. Fun as hell.

'Sup Daven. Post more, dog.

daven, answer me over MSN you ****ing nig.

sup ausfag :)

[QUOTE=Daven;15992830]Yeah, specially when they pray and make you fall to the ground and break in tears. Fun as hell.[/QUOTE]

Pat Robertson listens to Slayer bro

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Fundamentalist Christianity is cool

nm nm chillin. Supwitchu

nm nm, fukkin some bitchz

:lol: can I lol in here at how much rep I lost tonight by butthurt diehard mxers who don't understand how much fun it is to act retarded around here?

Can I also dedicate a song to Txus? It's called Let Me Love You by Bow Wow.

butthurt? dont give yourself that much credit bro

That wasn't towards u

well i nigged u

I wasn't talking about you tho

KAN WE PLZ B FRIENDS? NO MOAR ARGUING! I'LL BE NICE IF U WILL!

<33333 hbp

ur such a sweetie!

[QUOTE=Hbp;15992873]:lol: can I lol in here at how much rep I lost tonight by butthurt diehard mxers who don't understand how much fun it is to act retarded around here?
[/QUOTE]

Look, BRA and Hbp together at last

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Hey guys.

[QUOTE=Hbp;15992915]I wasn't talking about you tho

KAN WE PLZ B FRIENDS? NO MOAR ARGUING! I'LL BE NICE IF U WILL![/QUOTE]

can you just like fall in a ditch or something

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15992919]Hey guys.[/QUOTE]

sup mah Sinhalese nigga?

Txus I would rep you all nite so hard baby if you would hav me

That was pretty much the best date I've ever been on, period. :) :) :)

The Melvins + TF2.

I'm convinced that Hbp is either a BRA alt or BRA's son, Corey Taylor

I'm BRA's alter ego, actually.

Yay, Angsteve got a date with that nice boy down from the prison.

[QUOTE=Angmar;15992930]That was pretty much the best date I've ever been on, period. :) :) :)[/QUOTE]

anal sex? y/n

ear sex 2 y/n

[QUOTE=Hbp;15992942]I'm BRA's alter ego, actually.

Yay, Angsteve got a date with that nice boy down from the prison.[/QUOTE]

Angsteve

That means 'IronSteve'

If someone called me 'IronChris' I would feel incredibly complimented

No. Angmar + Stevo2112 = Angsteve

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15992927]sup mah Sinhalese nigga?[/QUOTE]

nm nm

I am bored and I don't know what else to do so I'm posting on emecks.

I'm leaving. Goodnight MX

N Txus

I'll be singin our song (Let Me Luv U by Bow Wow) all nite babe : *

sup thread

hbp why [I]are[/I] you

[QUOTE=Angmar;15992930]That was pretty much the best date I've ever been on, period. :) :) :)[/QUOTE]

dude i had a great date tonight :)

Let's start a negfest on Hbp gice

k, honey. much <3 in ur uterus

wait i have a uterus

oh yeah

[QUOTE=Angmar;15992930]That was pretty much the best date I've ever been on, period. :) :) :)[/QUOTE]

Was that with the girl you sent me pics of?

that girl was pretty hot :)

i also have some pics of her :nau:

oh nice

Sup all

/ages late

Meh, i negged Hbp like 1 hour ago.

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15993005]Was that with the girl you sent me pics of?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it was pretty amazing, I held her hand the whole car drive back and we just talked a lot, she told me I was cute about 20 times.

:)