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Aaron 06-30-2010 10:59 PM

[I]Sorry baby, you're outside the second and third quartile for the range i'd date.[/I]

Aakon_Keetreh 06-30-2010 10:59 PM

might as well be doing it everyday then

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:02 PM

[QUOTE=The Stig;18057863]guess what

once and a while is still enough to be guilty of statutory rape

and jaundice would probably change his tune when he started getting a beating in his *** in orison since child sex offenders get the worst end of it all[/QUOTE]

Yeah I know man. Its just less obvious if you don't do it everyday. Also I'd prob end up getting permission first cause she has chill parents anyways. I don't really have any worries about that.

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:04 PM

[QUOTE=The Stig;18057876]your logic astounds me[/QUOTE]

Yeah its pretty ridiculous. But it makes more sense if you knew her.

Aakon_Keetreh 06-30-2010 11:04 PM

im really at a lose for words here.

Aaron 06-30-2010 11:05 PM

[quote=The Stig;18057879]also parental permission doesn't undo the crime[/quote]
Depends on the state.

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:06 PM

[QUOTE=The Stig;18057879]also parental permission doesn't undo the crime[/QUOTE]

Uh. If she's 16 and the parents give permission its legal. Well in PA anyways.

Edit: 123 Aaron.

Aaron 06-30-2010 11:07 PM

If there's grass on the pitch...






















...**** the **** out of her.

Deth 06-30-2010 11:07 PM

still makes it sleazy and creepy

won't it be cool to tell your friends you ****ed a 16 year old

Aakon_Keetreh 06-30-2010 11:08 PM

guys she had the smallest pussy ever

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:08 PM

Hey, I was just wondering if I could **** your daughter everyday?

Aakon_Keetreh 06-30-2010 11:08 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18057890]Hey, I was just wondering if I could **** your daughter everyday?[/QUOTE]

no you cant. and if you do your going to jail

Aaron 06-30-2010 11:09 PM

To: Dad
cc: Mum, Daughter
Re: Daughter
Body: Can I? Reply back.
/End.

Aakon_Keetreh 06-30-2010 11:11 PM

[QUOTE]t just makes me mad that YOU TWO just invite yourselves in on me and jessica's convo..it would be TOTALLY different if it weren't on something we both like or if it were positive but no you have to ****ing ruin my ****ing night because you don't like the movie. who ****ing cares. don't have something nice to say don't say it at all especially if it rains on my ****ing parade.[/QUOTE]


just pissed off a twilight fan

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:16 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18057887]still makes it sleazy and creepy

won't it be cool to tell your friends you ****ed a 16 year old[/QUOTE]

I don't have douchebag friends so I doubt they'll give a ****.

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:17 PM

They obviously don't care enough to stop you from making out with a guy so...

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:17 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18057915]They obviously don't care enough to stop you from making out with a guy so...[/QUOTE]

God mother****ing dammit.

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:19 PM

Your problem not mine.

Deth 06-30-2010 11:19 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;18057911]I don't have douchebag friends so I doubt they'll give a ****.[/QUOTE]

the level of understanding you have towards this clearly isn't at the level to have a straightforward conversation on the topic

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:20 PM

**** you **** **** ****

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:20 PM

You guys just suck.

Edit@Steve: Yes.

Aakon_Keetreh 06-30-2010 11:20 PM

silverfag shut up and leave it alone. u cant win on mx

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:21 PM

Silverfang are your choices usually limited to jailbait and dykes or is that just how you roll?

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:22 PM

Yeah I kind of gave up defending against Deth because I just can't argue with that dude. And Stig doesn't know the laws of PA so he can **** off.

Edit@Steve: Dykes? What? And first time I've liked a younger chicks. All the girls I've dated have been older than me.

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:22 PM

**** off stig you aren't even an AMERICAN

Meatplow 06-30-2010 11:23 PM

Si1v3RfaNg

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:24 PM

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18057938]Si1v3RfaNg[/QUOTE]

Sup Haz? What's your opinion on the matter?

Edit: To put in perspective why I'm actually even considering for everyone, the girl likes Elliott Smith, Converge, Neutral Milk Hotel, Defeater, and a host of awesome bands. She's also ridiculously funny. So yeah.

Angmar 06-30-2010 11:28 PM

She's probably actually 15 but he's adding a year to seem like less of a pedo.

Si1v3RfaNg 06-30-2010 11:28 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18057948]She's probably actually 15 but he's adding a year to seem like less of a pedo.[/QUOTE]

Nah she's 16.

What's with all the hate Steve? :(

Meatplow 06-30-2010 11:29 PM

nm man leave for work soon, hate sleeping in

well, i'd be lying if I said i'd never found an underage girl attractive. as I get older I find their looks and personalities less and less appealing though


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