I prefer lolly pops :)

[QUOTE=robenshtein]pop-rocks hurt my mouth, they're demonic candy.[/QUOTE]

they hurt me too, but that's part of their charm

I put pop rocks in my wet anus.

*shivers* ouch

[QUOTE=shane italian]I put pop rocks in my wet anus.[/QUOTE]
nice

Know what hurts the mouth, sour skittles. They burn my tongue every time.

Remember Warheads? Man, I used to f'ucking burn holes in my mouth from eating those nonstop everyday.

I LOVE WARHEADS!

[QUOTE=Tyler]Know what hurts the mouth, sour skittles. They burn my tongue every time.[/QUOTE]

Try snorting the powder. My friend did that in 11th grade.

Or if you suck off the sour stuff, and throw it at somebody it sticks to them. That was 7th or 8th grade I think.

You should try snorting salt... leaves your nose bleeding. Stupid idea really :upset:

I snorted sugar many times, hurts like hell.

We lost like 100 dollars at Hollywood Park today. I hate horses.

I snorted koolaid powder on many occasions.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Remember Warheads? Man, I used to f'ucking burn holes in my mouth from eating those nonstop everyday.[/QUOTE]

My friend ate some sour sweets called "Toxic Waste" and skin started to peel from his tongue, it was disguisting as he would show me lumps of his tongue and try to make people eat it, glad to say i didn't

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]My friend ate some sour sweets called "Toxic Waste" and skin started to peel from his tongue, it was disguisting as he would show me lumps of his tongue and try to make people eat it, glad to say i didn't[/QUOTE]
I would eat his tongue bits for a dollar.

[QUOTE=Tyler]I would eat his tongue bits for a dollar.[/QUOTE]

You are asking alot because another ex-friend of mines would lick up my spit for no reason, eat my pubes if i gave him some :rolleyes: and eat bird shít. But he's an attention seeker! One day i was walking thgrough a field with him ( yes, an Irish person walking through a field... oh the irony! ) and he just pulled down his trousers and took a shít right there.. of course i walked on as nothing he does surprises me!

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]You are asking alot because another ex-friend of mines would lick up my spit for no reason, eat my pubes if i gave him some :rolleyes: and eat bird shít. But he's an attention seeker! One day i was walking thgrough a field with him ( yes, an Irish person walking through a field... oh the irony! ) and he just pulled down his trousers and took a shít right there.. of course i walked on as nothing he does surprises me![/QUOTE]
Holy s[b][i][/b][/i]hit.

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]You are asking alot because another ex-friend of mines would lick up my spit for no reason, eat my pubes if i gave him some :rolleyes: and eat bird shít. But he's an attention seeker! One day i was walking thgrough a field with him ( yes, an Irish person walking through a field... oh the irony! ) and he just pulled down his trousers and took a shít right there.. of course i walked on as nothing he does surprises me![/QUOTE]
your friends are serioly messed in the head

[QUOTE=Tyler]Holy s[b][i][/b][/i]hit.[/QUOTE]

What disturbed me the most is that he didn't even wipe.... not even when we actually arrived at my best (female) friends house! He even gargled my píss once... stuck a tampon in my other friends mouth when he was making out with a girl ( not sure if it was clean or used ) and one day i was in the youth centre place on the computer and he came up to me and told me to go outside with him and he threw his spunk over a car! He wánked in the toilet and carried it through the place in his hand

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]You are asking alot because another ex-friend of mines would lick up my spit for no reason, eat my pubes if i gave him some :rolleyes: and eat bird shít. But he's an attention seeker! One day i was walking thgrough a field with him ( yes, an Irish person walking through a field... oh the irony! ) and he just pulled down his trousers and took a shít right there.. of course i walked on as nothing he does surprises me![/QUOTE]
ewww

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]What disturbed me the most is that he didn't even wipe.... not even when we actually arrived at my best (female) friends house! He even gargled my píss once... stuck a tampon in my other friends mouth when he was making out with a girl ( not sure if it was clean or used ) and one day i was in the youth centre place on the computer and he came up to me and told me to go outside with him and he threw his spunk over a car! He wánked in the toilet and carried it through the place in his hand[/QUOTE]
and you dont even have to pay him?woah

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]What disturbed me the most is that he didn't even wipe.... not even when we actually arrived at my best (female) friends house! He even gargled my píss once... stuck a tampon in my other friends mouth when he was making out with a girl ( not sure if it was clean or used ) and one day i was in the youth centre place on the computer and he came up to me and told me to go outside with him and he threw his spunk over a car! He wánked in the toilet and carried it through the place in his hand[/QUOTE]
You're seriously not making this up? hahahahaha

you should get a camera and film it and then put it on the internet

I'm not sure to believe or not...

[QUOTE=Coma_Girl]and you dont even have to pay him?woah[/QUOTE]

Nah he does it all for attention! Another friend of mines wanked all over a holy bead chain with the cruxifix on it and gave it to one of his female friends and she wore it around her neck for a long time! Him and the pube/bird shít eater wanted me to **** and wank into bag that they did it into so we could throw it at some guy they didn't like. Fúcking sick people in my town! And the bird shít eater was going to rinse his mouth with shít before he made out with a girl! Never found out if he done it!

[QUOTE=Tyler]You're seriously not making this up? hahahahaha[/QUOTE]

Nah man. I have manys of stories like that. Some fúcking sick people that i know.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Remember Warheads? Man, I used to f'ucking burn holes in my mouth from eating those nonstop everyday.[/QUOTE]


warheads are crazy, id put the whole pack in my mouth, it can get so d'amn sour

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Nah man. I have manys of stories like that. Some fúcking sick people that i know.[/QUOTE]

Crazy Irish

Sour candy = best form of food ever.

[QUOTE=Tyler]Sour candy = best form of food ever.[/QUOTE]


noooonononono....Ramen Noodles.

[QUOTE=Tyler]Sour candy = best form of food ever.[/QUOTE]

its so true, i bought these candies called "numb drops" and theyre all rigid and s'hit, so they cut up your mouth, and the citric acid of the candy burns the cuts. good times

[QUOTE=chairman_of_the_board]noooonononono....Ramen Noodles.[/QUOTE]

ramen kicks a'ss too, have you ever tried kimchi ramen?

[QUOTE]its so true, i bought these candies called "numb drops" and theyre all rigid and s'hit, so they cut up your mouth, and the citric acid of the candy burns the cuts. good times[/QUOTE]
yeah where do you get them cause i've never seen them anywhere and that'd be freaking sweet. :smoke:

[QUOTE=mnUberAlles]its so true, i bought these candies called "numb drops" and theyre all rigid and s'hit, so they cut up your mouth, and the citric acid of the candy burns the cuts. good times[/QUOTE]

If you really want to mess up cuts anywhere on your body then first off jump 15 foot onto concrete, cut yourself up bad by doing that, 20 minutes later after being able to move, pour salt straight into the cut and get someone to punch it until you cannot take the pain anymore! Now that's what i call good times ( on camera )

[QUOTE=TAND]yeah where do you get them cause i've never seen them anywhere and that'd be freaking sweet. :smoke:[/QUOTE]

i dont think they dont sell them anymore, i never saw them again

[QUOTE]If you really want to mess up cuts anywhere on your body then first off jump 15 foot onto concrete, cut yourself up bad by doing that, 20 minutes later after being able to move, pour salt straight into the cut and get someone to punch it until you cannot take the pain anymore! Now that's what i call good times ( on camera )[/QUOTE]
i dont believe you would do that. sorry.

[QUOTE]i dont think they dont sell them anymore, i never saw them again [/QUOTE]
ahh that sucks.

sour skittles are the next best thing if you eat the whole pack in a few minutes

then you gotta snort the sugar at the bottom into your nose. if you do enough your nose will start to bleed.

Then pour orange juice down your piss hole.