tru

i think i accidentally banged my first fat chick last night guys

this is not good

"accidentally"

nigga u strugglin

[QUOTE=QED;18112344]need to bring the international board of riffs back[/QUOTE]

you need to appoint the council of riffery first though

idk what made me think it was a good idea (drunk as ****). im not even sure i did it ive just got a bunch of new pictures on my phone of uh nasty ****.

:lol:

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18112373]idk what made me think it was a good idea (drunk as ****). im not even sure i did it ive just got a bunch of new pictures on my phone of uh nasty ****.[/QUOTE]

anthony posts rool

:lol:

picks now

set dvd player high priority...
still doesn't run properly

daaghhh writing cd at 2.5x speed wtf i ****ing hate this computer

getting free bags from this chick this has been the greatest four days of my life later fags

free bags of what

dood phat bagz

"phat bagz" of what

justin collects plastic bags he loves them

[QUOTE=Booger Tits;18112543]"phat bagz" of what[/QUOTE]

you're obviously new here

justin is the the r&m president of phat bagz of heroin

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18112545]justin collects plastic bags it's his thing[/QUOTE]

lol'd hard

edit: pre-edited version was funnier

and he isn't an addict!

[QUOTE=QED;18112548]and he isn't an addict![/QUOTE]

what? how dare you even mention addiction when talking about justin

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;18112546]you're obviously new here[/QUOTE]

yes, hello there

my name is joe i'm 17 my favorite genre is metal. i play guitar, i like to read and i like to watch movies, my favorite director is paul thomas anderson

hi joe!!

hi slightlyepic

interesting avatar!!!

thank you he is very cute isn't he

[QUOTE=Booger Tits;18112553]yes, hello there

my name is joe i'm 17 my favorite genre is metal. i play guitar,[/QUOTE]

stop being me




also hi guys

i'm on holiday

it's why i've been inactive

but i thought i'd say something

because i bet you missed me

who are you

i'm the new guy

hi

lets haze the new guy

[QUOTE=DarkNoctus;18112636]i'm the new guy

hi[/QUOTE]

:wave:

okay i'll put my wiener in his mouth that will make him look like an idiot

haze me
haze be
[QUOTE=HumanGenome;18112654]:wave:[/QUOTE]

: D

sup bitches

mileage logs are gay

last night i told this dude i would cut off his dick and sew it halfway into his ***

how was adb's birthday party?

Why do Italians always resort to violence?

im gonna sew your asshole closed

and keep feedin ya

and feedin ya

and feedin ya

^best intro to any rap song ever.

i'll ****in, i'll ****in

and bash dem sh[I]i[/I]ts with a spiked ****in' bat

Banged a fat chick when piss drunk ey anferny ?

Welcome to the club.