seeing Judas Priest tomorrow for free tomorrow

yesssssssssss

harrison mcikeifkoaihrolkelmnngielkoy don't you complain about getting hickeys.

hickeys are for white trash brah

depends on how you get them tbh

dick hickeys are for elites

I gave my gf a couple hickeys awhile ago, they were pretty big. I felt bad.

hick dickeys are for elites

lick mickeys are for elites

yes mickeys do like to get licked :]

so I ate like 9 darvs and I'm feeling pretty good.

breaking news justin is high

Let the records show that I enjoy getting high.

theres no resin in this piece

dude probably smoked it all himself

I hate having to resort to smoking resin. I haven't done it in awhile, though. :]

justin can you be a fully functioning human being while youre high?

he posts on mx doesn't he

i post on mx when my brain is made of mush and while im not sober

[QUOTE=McP3000;17448726]justin can you be a fully functioning human being while youre high?[/QUOTE]

Yes, absolutely.

EDIT: functioning while high on xanax is a challenge, though. :/

any one can function when they're ****ed up

it's functioning when you're sober that's a challenge

outside of post on mx, playing video games, and eating, i cant do **** while high

that's pretty weird.

Video games rule while you're high. I remember smoking a blunt and then playing Bioshock for the first time, that was ****ing sweet.

so I was supposed to meet my chick friend between 1-1:30, I call at 1:15 and she said she just started watching a movie with her brother

****ing women

yeah females is torture

[QUOTE=Deth;17448768]so I was supposed to meet my chick friend between 1-1:30, I call at 1:15 and she said she just started watching a movie with her brother

****ing women[/QUOTE]

Is she an Aryan goddess or a repulsive subhuman?

I don't deal with subhumans

yeah i'm done with subhuman girls

My first gf was an Arab. :/

my first girlfriend was a p0rnstar :cool:

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17448788]my first girlfriend was a p0rnstar :cool:[/QUOTE]

wuz her vag huge?

never saw it :upset:

how does one go about dating a p0rnstar and not ****ing her?

please don't ask me that, i ask myself everyday

Who would even actually want to date a pronstar?

I would.

But then again I think depravity is cute

pix and/or flix?

[QUOTE=Deth;17448680]seeing Judas Priest tomorrow for free tomorrow

yesssssssssss[/QUOTE]

will stalk

I would **** a pronstar but they certainly aren't dating material.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17448817]pix and/or flix?[/QUOTE]she got rid of them because the principal of the school found out

oh the awkwardness of ninth grade.

Ninth grade sucked.