[QUOTE=foreverendeared;16472918]fun times. how far did it go?[/QUOTE]

Not Far probably, dead babies get kinda heavy

[quote=foreverendeared;16472918]fun times. how far did it go?[/quote]

through the goal posts
3 points bitch

[QUOTE=Pebster49;16472921]Not Far probably, dead babies get kinda heavy[/QUOTE]

that's why you still kick them when they're alive

exactly, and its more entertaining to watch them squeal as they fly through the air

we should start this as an underground sport. like fight club. never know, it could make it in the olympics. extra points if it sh*ts in mid air

I wish I knew some good dead baby jokes, but I'm drawing a blank

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a 60 inch flatscreen tv?

tv isnt as entertaining

hahaha

how many babies does it take to paint a house?

i dont know girl i used to work with had a bunch of them
they all sounded kind of retarded though
then again she was retarded

depends on how hard you throw them

Im sure their is a site for it...GOOGLE

there's gotta be

[url]http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm[/url]

I kinda want to post a dead baby picture, but I might get banned...lol

yeah and i'd feel really wrong laughing at it

making it your computer wallpaper eh?

quote][B]How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? [/B]
Nail its other hand to the floor. [/quote]

got me to lol

edit: and...
[QUOTE][B]How many babies does it take to paint a house?
[/B]Depends how hard you throw them. [/QUOTE]

haha yeah most of them on that link are stupid, but there's definitely some dead baby gems in there

Imgine doing a breakdown with a dead baby as your guitar!

love the disclaimer up front
best thing about the site tbh

I wonder if I will still like dead baby jokes even after Im a parent....SCAREY

haha. that is a scary thought. why you gotta go and ruin it for me?

Ya, I mean when you pick of your first child, and the first thought you can think of is "how far can I punt this?"

i've just always wondered what sound they would make when they hit the ground with some force behind them not just dropped
but thats just me

the dropping noise does get tiresome after a while. you gotta have SOME variety in your baby noises.

well im sure if you punt them in the head, they would flip over. but if you hit the middle they probably just go straight up. Go to target(or some other store) and buy one of those pastic ones and test it out

:lol: fer sure
gonna try and get some sleep
nite gice

later haha

so ya...Deathcore is awesome

especially when your trying to impress those horny gothic chicks

lol, the scene chicks are hella hot, but man are they attention whores. Atleast they like decent music(meaning the ones that like deathcore)

yeah it's decent enough. but those are usually the chicks that think it's like the heaviest sh*t ever

The ones I met usually have it for God too, which is really wierd because some of the deathcore lyrics are kinda gorefesting sometimes. Maybe God approves of deathcore.

like the comedian Daniel Tosh.... "where in the bible does it say you can't cuss? i bet when i get to heaven God's standin there like, welcome to f*ckin heaven!" haha

lol, why is sex and good word(not a cuss word), but the f-bomb is forsaken! atleast in Christain's eyes.

cause society frowns upon it and Christianity is just as trendy as society. not sure if that makes sense, but it does to me. like i grew up christian and the church i used to go to which at one point was the largest church in america, it now has a starbucks in the lobby. don't they remember where Jesus got all pissed off when people were selling sh*t in the temple? it's the most hypocritical thing ever

LOL, starbucks in a church, now that is hillarious. Religion is just used for people that can't get power elsewhere, or need some reason on why they should have self-control.

well that's a little too general, but i agree that some people do. i mean religion i think is an evil, but i have no problem with faith. although i have absolutely NONE, there are plenty of genuine believers out there with good faith and actually do good in a society of hypocrites (myself included with hypocrites tbh)

I just see too many people useing God as a shield. Like oh ya I do drugs...but I go to church so God loves me more.