just took the sickest shower

Borscht Belt humor refers to the rapid-fire, often self-deprecating style common to many of these performers and writers. Typical themes include

Bad luck
Puns
Physical complaints and ailments (often relating to bowels and cramping)
Aggravating relatives and nagging wives

niche

nietchee

[QUOTE=gilmoregirls;18699940]Borscht Belt humor refers to the rapid-fire, often self-deprecating style common to many of these performers and writers. Typical themes include

Bad luck
Puns
Physical complaints and ailments (often relating to bowels and cramping)
Aggravating relatives and nagging wives[/QUOTE]
thats so funny

zooey deschanel split up with her husband

the game is on

tell her you know Nick Cave

most overrated person in history

been writing like a fuckin boss lately

life is so good

[QUOTE=Deth;18699991]most overrated person in history[/QUOTE]

zooey, Nick Cave or EMH

cause one of those is the wrong answer

I LOVE MUSIC. I listen to it LOUD. And yes, I listen to a lot of music which involves SCREAMING. Deal with it.

Bjork, Eluveitie, Poison the Well, Shiny Toy Guns, Cursive, Fischerspooner, August Burns Red, Korpiklaani, Brand New, Thrice, The Presets, Caetano Veloso, Yelle, Ensiferum, The Receiving End of Sirens, Linkin Park, Bayside, Billy Talent, Underoath, DFA1979, Underoath, System of A Down, Reggie and the Full Effect, Deftones, Gojira, Moving Units, The Faint...+ way too many artists to list!

Sushi, Brazilian. Steak steak steak. Seafood. MEAT.

well at least you like Bjork

not sure if ive ever heard a bjork song tbh

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5aPaDwAkU[/url]

tell me if you think this is groovy, or pretentious horseshit

bjork rules

is awfrul*

bjorks rules that 1s a good song

idk why anyone would really think thats pretentious

cause it's artsy I guess

but yeah Michel Gondry directed a lot of her videos and they are all really good

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

thought you were dead Alex

what's this shit about me being Jaylink

just read the damned email i sent you lol

[QUOTE=Haz;18699997]zooey, Nick Cave or EMH

cause one of those is the wrong answer[/QUOTE]

zooey

even her name is spelled in the most pretentious hipster way possible

yeah but she's like a less slutty katy perry and i really like that.

katy perry is zooey with bigger tits and I imagine a better sexual skill set

"Zooey deschannel's face on a pornstar's body" is the best description i've heard

[QUOTE=Deth;18700095]katy perry is zooey with bigger tits and I imagine a better sexual skill set[/QUOTE]

best analysis ive heard yet

sup

considering a new author to dig into a few books by

thinking kafka, hemingway or arthur c. clarke

i've always had good luck with hemingway. Haven't read any of the other 2's work.

zooey > katy