[QUOTE=Zowë]
It's the closest thing I've got to reading po[size=2]rn[/size] :([/QUOTE]

:eek: You're sitting in front of a computer!!

/looks up po[I]r[/I]n :rolleyes:

That's Reading...not watching.

[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Reading,+PA[/url]

THAT'S Reading

[B]ATTN: GUR[/B]
new location :cool:

hehehehh

[I]I unzipped his pants and slipped my hand inside. His co[I]ck[/I] was rock hard and already oozing precum. I love the feel of hard dick as it pulsates in my hand. I began to squeeze and stroke it, feeling it grow even stiffer. He closed his eyes and enjoyed my ministrations. Mr. Hamilton had reached around and slid his hand down the front of my jacket, undoing the buttons and then pulling it open to expose my firm, round breasts. He began kneading them and teasing the hard buds of my nipples with his thumbs. I found myself involuntarily grinding my crotch into the chair, my body responding to what was happening. [/I]

[I]My hand encircled the hard co[I]ck[/I] beside my face and I opened my mouth to take in his thickness. I began to suck on his member, my lips teasing the shaft and head at times in between. His hips pumped back and forth, fu[I]ck[/I]ing my face. I love sucking on co[I]ck[/I] almost as much as I love having my tits worshipped. Mr. Hamilton was doing a very good job of that. [/I]

hmmmmm

lol, 'take in his thickness'

That's fairly p[COLOR="Silver"]o[/COLOR]rny, to be honest.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Aidan pulled a...reasonably hot lass...well done him.[/QUOTE]


Yessir.


Sup more pictures? Sup.

[url]http://myspace-239.vo.llnwd.net/00749/93/20/749870239_l.jpg[/url]
[url]http://myspace-168.vo.llnwd.net/00479/86/14/479874168_l.jpg[/url]
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GRR @ [URL ] thigny not working.

:lol:

My favourite part so far:

[I]Mr. Grant hooked his fingers into the waistband and pulled my thong down over my thighs. The wetness made it stick to my pu[I]s[/I]sy … he pulled more insistently and it slid out from between my a[I]s[/I]s cheeks[/I]

It's verging on graphic, noless

:lol:

Aidan broke the internet.

[I]His voice was muffled but clear. “Oh God, cum for me … that’s it … mmmmmmmmmmmm (slurp) … mmmmmmmmmmmm … love that p[I]u[/I]ssy juice … cum all over my face … oh such sweet, sweet pu[I]s[/I]sy this is.”[/I]

okay okay I'll stop posting now!! :(

Please dont...I'm almost there...

me too....


keep it comin....

[I]Mr. Grant was still fuc[I]k[/I]ing my cu[I]n[/I]t, his c[I]o[/I]ck like a piston, his as[I]s[/I] the engine.[/I]

This stuff is great!! :lol:

Oooooooeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh..er..gh.....ghhh.

Ahhhhhh.



Hffff.

My a[I]s[/I]s is an engine

[QUOTE=AG]Yessir.


Sup more pictures? Sup.

[url]http://myspace-239.vo.llnwd.net/00749/93/20/749870239_l.jpg[/url]
[url]http://myspace-168.vo.llnwd.net/00479/86/14/479874168_l.jpg[/url]
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GRR @ [URL ] thigny not working.[/QUOTE]
I disagree with decent looking, or w/e, she is hot, good work :thumb:

[QUOTE=Nerve_Agents]My a[I]s[/I]s is an engine[/QUOTE]

Liar. Your as[size=2]s[/size] is the piston

His a[COLOR="Silver"]ss[/COLOR] gets pissed on.

lolol0olololololol

EDIT: "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lord Abortion again."

:(

[QUOTE=AG]My ears are still ringing now.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/lalalalalalalala/Sumo%20-%2021st%20July/MeandKirsten.jpg[/url]


:D[/QUOTE]
Your Ladyfriend looks like My old RE teacher.

Maybe she is. My first words to her were 'you look about 40'

olol

More Word Pron!

new avatar.

And i gotta wonder, what do these people who write word porn, get off on.

English, probably.

That or ink.

[QUOTE=Mr. Night]More Word Pron![/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.eroticfiction.org/stories/story_display.php?storyindex=415&storyauthor=Veronica%20Blum&storytitle=Taking%20Turns[/url]

:thumb:

[QUOTE=AG]Maybe she is. My first words to her were 'you look about 40'[/QUOTE]

lol, smooth

This one time a lass was coming on to me when I was out one night, and she was hot, but I was very pissed and couldn't hear a word she was saying. It was painfully obvious looking back what she meant, but I kept saying "Pardon? Pardon? Eh? Sorry, what?" Eventually she gave up.

Turned out later on that she was about 25, 26. I know because my friend got off with her friend. They'd have gone further too apparently, except that he let slip he was only 17

omg who wants to wath every episode of South Park

[url]http://www.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark?g=11323462&cr=3[/url]

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]lol, smooth[/QUOTE]

I think this one wins the night:

"I'm err....fgonna stop durkinging now,...so I can rememember you're nmame"



:cool:

hahaha

I've actually pulled with "I wouldn't get too close, my little sister's got nits, I might too"

Nioce.

I think I'm gonna see Kristen on tuesday or wednesday, depending on when she's free. I'm lending £20 from Dad untill my payday, lol.

Cool. All the best man :thumb:

Heh, i just worked out, i get paid on the 15th of setember...............

Uni starts the 18th..........

Oh boy, is fressers week gona be emense. ( i hope)

Where're you Uniing?

Manchester :cool:

My home city, which i <3 so much, and i realy couldnt imagine living anywhere else.

Freshers week was awesome, I spent £200 on booze.

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]hahaha

I've actually pulled with "I wouldn't get too close, my little sister's got nits, I might too"[/QUOTE]
I usually find.

"Hey, I'm the lead singer in a heavy metal band"

Works an absolute treat


/Watches South Park.