/r/ happy sperm

oh hey this one describes me atm

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Im turning 21 before all you fags
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oh i was unaware that one month from now is before 18 months ago. someone is clearly messing with the space time continuum

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16689263]oh i was unaware that one month from now is before 18 months ago. someone is clearly messing with the space time continuum[/QUOTE]

huh?

im saying that im already 22

he is saying he was 21 18 months ago

I turned 21 9 months ago

oh ok. I'm pretty drunk so nothin makes sense. Like my impeccable drunk typing.

my drunk typing is pretty decent too

does your uncles dick in your *** make more sense when you're sober?

i cry when angels deserve to die

lol soad

its probably the best 'metal' single of the past decade so i mean

you mean lol cause I do

i will one day wipe out the elitism in r&m once and for all

I still have a soft spot for that album in my heart.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16689345]i will one day wipe my *** once and for all[/QUOTE]

fix'd for truth and justice and valor and ****

if i only had to wipe my *** one more time id be so stoked

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16689375]if i only had to wipe my *** one more time id be so stoked[/QUOTE]

sh[size=2]i[/size]t yeah man. It would make all your future sh[size=2]i[/size]ts null and void

i would take shits everywhere like a beast and then be like YO I DONT HAVE TO WIPE YOU CAN LICK MY ***

the **** to end all shits

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16689395]i would take poops everywhere like a beast and then be like YO I DONT HAVE TO WIPE YOU CAN LICK MY ***[/QUOTE]

Oh my God I would give up my left node for that super ability.

would you still have to worry about sharts?

no whats to worry about taking a dump when you don't have to wipe

elimator has wipe insurance

when my kids go in the bathroom to drop a deuce, i can't help but get worried. call it mother's instinct.

you see thats where you set up spycam

[quote]yo I Dont Have To Wipe You Can Lick My ***[/quote]
Yes Plz

best metal single of the last decade is cookie jar by GCH

sup

nm, trollin on some trolls.


u?

Listening to some skepta. Getting ready to go collect some random gambling winnings ahaha.

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