[QUOTE=Antigone]It's basically aimed at angsty 13 year old kids who aren't ballsy enough to watch straight animal photographs. =/


It needed a lesbian or two.

Hahaha. That scene in Team America was awesome.[/QUOTE]
I love Team America!

"Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my ****. "

Best movie line :lol:

My cousins made me cover my eyes on the Team America sex part.

I was like... 13.

Ha. It's not even that bad.

I don't remember it that well. Like, I remember the sex scene and the puking part.

[QUOTE=Antigone]Ha? Wtf?

My mom took me to see the Southpark movie when I was like 9 or 10. The look on her face when Saddam is whipping the dildos out was priceless.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha. I remember watching Ace Ventura with my mom, and on the part where it shows the girl has a penis, I pretended like I had to go to the bathroom so I wouldn't have to watch it with her.

As if she wouldn't notice why you left.

ok, me and my gf went to the zoo yesterday, and u'll never guess who we saw. DANI FILTH!!!.. or at least a look-alike.. act alike too, this bugger was crazy, chewin on it's tail and sh!t...
[IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/green242/monkey1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Antigone]As if she wouldn't notice why you left.[/QUOTE]

She had never seen it before, and she didn't know I had seen it, so she didn't know it was coming up. But I'm sure she noticed. I was only like 11, I can't deal with that type of stuff with my mom around.

=/

My mom showed me a cartoon of a giant weiner when I was like 12 and then laughed for 10 minutes in pure glee of my shock.


I'm drinking fruit punch.

[quote=derryk]I absolutely love corvettes..

I got hired at Superstore. I get to rollerblade around the aisles and price check things.[/quote]

holy hell whats with everyone workin at the superstore?

I work there too...i just got home from there...i'm in my uniform right now....we should start a superstore club.

electric requiem...what's you're email? do you have MSN?

EDIT: TGP works at the superstore too.

Hey ,Gang, I think I am very sick, I just woke up lieing on my basement floor completly passed out, and before I passed out I remember not knowing what my name was and then tihnking I was named lee harvey and I was black. And I really don't feel good

did you tell your parents?

[QUOTE=Antigone]=/

My mom showed me a cartoon of a giant weiner when I was like 12 and then laughed for 10 minutes in pure glee of my shock.


I'm drinking fruit punch.[/QUOTE]

Try not to get any in your eye this time.

Uh oh. Look out for that straw over there.

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2]did you tell your parents?[/QUOTE]

Can't they arn't home, d it happened again ,I just woke up in my computer chair, and no I'm not tired lol.

try going to bed

Could be VD.




Finntroll is officially awesome.
It's black metal, but polka. Jesus.

Sigh. I finally found a type of metal that I love. Viking/Celtic/Folk.
It's fantastic, and they don't dress like idiots.

Most of the time.
Well, dressing like a viking is a lot cooler than wearing make up and tight jeans, atleast.

Anyone listen to shpongle?

[QUOTE=green242]try going to bed[/QUOTE]

not near tired enough

I downloaded on of their songs a long time ago.
It wasn't really my thing, and I ended up listening to Infected Mushroom instead.
I didn't really like that, either. Trance isn't my bag.

[QUOTE=Antigone]I downloaded on of their songs a long time ago.
It wasn't really my thing, and I ended up listening to Infected Mushroom instead.
I didn't really like that, either. Trance isn't my bag.[/QUOTE]
Ah thats cool. Im surprised you even heard of them. Infected Mushroom too for that matter.

BTW Im not a fan of trance really.

I got kind of into the electronica thing for a little bit.

I got more into industrial and later Drum'n'Bass, but I never really delved that deep. I think trance and goa lose it's luster when you strip the drugs and crowds out.

I dunno. I might try Shpongle again.

[QUOTE=White]not near tired enough[/QUOTE]
lay down in ur bed, then likely u'll pass out

[quote=Antigone]...

I just got pulled over for the first time.
My mom let me drive her Corvette around the block, but she had to come with me. I ended up about about 80 down the road because the gas pedal is so fricken' awesome. This big fat cop was sitting in the side of the road, and he turns his lights on and comes after me.
I pull over, and he gets out and inspects me and crap.
=/

Then he's like, "First time driving this?" and I'm all, "Wtf? Yeah." and he's like, "Don't go too fast." and then he lets me go. Geez crap.[/quote]
:lol: What was the speed limit? My first ticket was for 70 mph in a 40 zone...so I certainly didn't get off, haha.

Shpongle's decent. I torrented their stuff, it's good I guess, but I guess I'm not really into electronica.

It was 55 I think.
I speed an awful lot because I'm usually entirely oblivious as to what road I'm on and what the speed limit is. I just gauge where I am by the buildings around me, and when someone is a big distance ahead of me, I speed up.
That's probably why my parents never let me drive anywhere.

=/

[QUOTE=TTTSNB]:lol: What was the speed limit? My first ticket was for 70 mph in a 40 zone...so I certainly didn't get off, haha.[/QUOTE]
First ticket? Implying that even after getting one for going 70 in a 40 zone, you have gotten at least one more? You might wanna work on that, man.

[quote=wholedzep]First ticket? Implying that even after getting one for going 70 in a 40 zone, you have gotten at least one more? You might wanna work on that, man.[/quote]
Yes, I got one for going 69 in a 55, I had been going a lower speed before, but sped up slightly going down a hill, and which point they got me. I'm not such a crazy driver anymore, that was just a short period back in the day.

Damn, that sucks. I speed, but I'm so paranoid about getting a ticket that I slow down at the first glimpse of anything that looks remotely like a police car. Works, too.

I'm so paranoid because my dad has threatened to take away my car for a full year if I get a ticket. That...would suck.

[quote=wholedzep]Damn, that sucks. I speed, but I'm so paranoid about getting a ticket that I slow down at the first glimpse of anything that looks remotely like a police car. Works, too.

I'm so paranoid because my dad has threatened to take away my car for a full year if I get a ticket. That...would suck.[/quote]
Yeah....thats how I am now too. I'm thinking about getting a radar detector, just because I'm afraid, since under maryland driving laws I'd get my license suspended with a third ticket (provisional license still. :( ) I've gotten good at spotting the unmarked cars also, but the worst is when some old man is driving a crown vic and it looks like a cop car...kills me, haha.

Only got done once - and I didn't even mean to be speeding. I had just gotten out of bed on a Saturday, and had to drop something off ... so just cruising down the highway, cruise control on ... and just not concentrating and my foot slowly settled onto the accelerator and pushed me up to 127.

(kms)

[quote=snoop-au]Only got done once - and I didn't even mean to be speeding. I had just gotten out of bed on a Saturday, and had to drop something off ... so just cruising down the highway, cruise control on ... and just not concentrating and my foot slowly settled onto the accelerator and pushed me up to 127.

(kms)[/quote]
Yeah, sounds like a lame ticket. What was the posted limit?

I really hate when I see flashing lights behind me, because it scares the **** out of me. My heart starts beating like crazy until I realize that he's not pulling me over and I need to get the hell out of the guy's way.

no cop could ever catch me, I've got a frontmount, BOOM!

Everyone go look at my thread in G&M.

...Please?

oh ****...

drum lesson in 55 mins, and i'm still pissed

should be fun

Or here's an idea... how about not speeding? You know those laws are there for a reason. It's try and curb the 45,000 people a year death rate (U.S.) from auto accidents. As[I]s[/I]holes.

Anyone going out tonight? Exams are finally over... time to drink excessively.

^^^ i've been doing that for the last year. dropped out of sixth form and took a year out. going to college in september though.

[quote=officer doofy]no cop could ever catch me, I've got a frontmount, BOOM![/quote]
Frontmount? If you're talking about a radar detector, they don't always work.

Yes, considering they aren't using radar anymore....

You know what it means if that thing beeps while you are speeding? It means it's pretty much too late. Also almost every friggin automatic door triggers the dang things..
[I]Also[/I] if you get caught with a dector in your car by a cop. You're screwed.




Speeding is just retarded, in the end it's FAR cheaper and safer to just go pay a track fee and get your kicks out in a controlled, legal enviornment.