Greasers FTW!


I've always wanted a pomoadour. I fricken' wish I was born a boy.

[QUOTE=fishbulb]No, grease it.[/QUOTE]I use White lightning.

A 9 ounce Aerosal can of self cleaning wax lubricant looks like a bottle of head shoulders when you have not showered in 3 days.

Eh my god.

One of my sisters friends just went swimming in our pool and is walking around in her bathing suit. She's so hot. She's really small, and she's got this adorable little belly and her tits are so fricken' perfect.
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She's pale too, but she doesn't have the veins that most pale chicks have.

Whats a really good scary movie to watch with my parents? So no boobs. I'm about to go to blockbuster, so I need to know fast.

[QUOTE=Antigone]Eh my god.

One of my sisters friends just went swimming in our pool and is walking around in her bathing suit. She's so hot. She's really small, and she's got this adorable little belly and her tits are so fricken' perfect.
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She's pale too, but she doesn't have the veins that most pale chicks have.[/QUOTE]

Make a move

[QUOTE=Freebyrd]Whats a really good scary movie to watch with my parents? So no boobs. I'm about to go to blockbuster, so I need to know fast.[/QUOTE]

Scary movie 8. It should be out by the time you get to Blockbuster.

No. My sisters disgusting fat a[B]s[/B]s friend is dating her for some god forsaken reason. I'm not going to lick something that his greasy cat sausage has been in before.
I draw my lines.


And Hostel is a good one. Or Leprechaun.

Well, it's good for a person to have boundries and stick to them. Kudo's to you ma'am.

Well, I should have remembered that I clean Janna's carpet which you've supposedly invaded. I thought she tasted a little bit like spam...

Wow, I'm amazed you didn't make a taco joke. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Freebyrd]Whats a really good scary movie to watch with my parents? So no boobs. I'm about to go to blockbuster, so I need to know fast.[/QUOTE]
I love how in america nudity is frowned upon but slicing someones throat is fine. Sex is bigger part of a persons life than violence(Hello someone had to **** for you to be here)

Get hostile. Theres sex, but it isnt in a stupid plot like Scream and jason etc.

Or saw...

The only reason I make taco jokes is because they make you laugh so much.
You're that infantile.


What happened to Pessi??

If you were her myspace buddy like me, you'd have seen in her bulliten she went on a road trip

argh!

my computer decided to turn off just after I opened my bookmarks in firefox and when I restarted I found them all missing.... UGH. I had hundreds of bookmarks in there, ranging from cool portfolios, blogs, a collection of online press for one of my projects, work stuff, etc etc.. POOP!

anyone know if there's some obscure place all the bookmark info is stored in the case of fools like me not backing it up manually? registry entries or anything?? :/

Stfu stfu stfu stfu.

I would be her myspace buddy if I actually knew my account name.
Probably not, though. You were so transfixed with her boobies in her pictures that it kind of gave me the impression that you were going to go insane and dry hump her and everybody on her friend list.

And then eat a pervert taco in the aftermath.

I hacked into your account with the user name and password you told me, and the reason you don't know your name is that you haven't made one yet. If you log in, there is something that says "choose your url" or something like that. Just click that and you can pick it out.

And when I said everyone in her friends list, I only mean the ones with cool emo haircuts like hers.

That was so mean. You dick.
She's going to come back and read that and feel like crap.

You dick.

And look at you with you! You're a big, fat, greasy, unshaven wet back! When is the last time you got a hair cut? Hmm??

I said her hair was cool. And I've been making sure to post nice pictures on her profile so she has something to look forward to when she gets back.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
My fricken' sister is such a douche!! She decided to come in the sliding door, and she just leaves it wide open and walks away! It's 7:00 at night! We live in swamps! Now the entire house is going to be filled with mosquitos and I'm going to take a god damn tire iron to her face tonight.

Edit: Stfu, Jeremy.


AND GOD DAMMIT!!!!
They're eating pizza, so the douche bag comes in here and takes the entire bottle of blue cheese outside. THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE THE CAP OFF AND IT'S GOING TO BE FILLED WITH SH[B]I[/B]T!!!
Why is she so stupid?
Why is everyone so god damn retarded??!

I haven't missed much have i?

I'm leaving for the zappa concert in 10 minutes!

Hooray for Catholic Girls.

...

I just got pulled over for the first time.
My mom let me drive her Corvette around the block, but she had to come with me. I ended up about about 80 down the road because the gas pedal is so fricken' awesome. This big fat cop was sitting in the side of the road, and he turns his lights on and comes after me.
I pull over, and he gets out and inspects me and crap.
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Then he's like, "First time driving this?" and I'm all, "Wtf? Yeah." and he's like, "Don't go too fast." and then he lets me go. Geez crap.

Wow...what an interesting story Pespi. There was almost a point to it.


Sorry.
What kind of Corvette? My friend just bought a Corvette. I think it's a 2006 Z06, or something like that. It kind of looks like the batmobile.

haha, yeah, sometimes cops can be cool. Sometimes.

Anyways, I just got hired for my first job, I start Monday. Part-time cashier at Bi-Mart.

Spent more money on drum stuff today. I bought a tom stand, to sort out my mounted toms.

[IMG]http://i4.ebayimg.com/02/i/07/71/1e/44_1_b.JPG[/IMG]

All I know is that it's a 1975 Corvette that my father is in the process of redoing.

The value of a car rises when it's driven by a lesbox.

Only because lesbos rarely drive cars.

Trucks, nigga.

I absolutely love corvettes..

I got hired at Superstore. I get to rollerblade around the aisles and price check things.

^^^
Now that would be fun, except for the fact Superstore is sh[i]i[/i]t. Seriously... I hate that place.

>_<

Yeah, you get good deals, but lines + all the people + zippo service = horrible place to shop.

I have never shopped there. It's an alright job though- like it's not all rolling and blading. There's responsibility- I have to write down things, and I dock a department 350$ everytime I write something down.

I work at superstore and I honestly think we care as little about our customers as walmart does. But were unionized, so its hard as **** for them to fire me for doing something wrong. That and the extreme shortage of workers here.

I just watched 10 minutes of Hostel.

It's just softcore porn. Wtf? I couldn't finish watching it because my mother came downstairs and I didn't want to endure the, "Why the f[B]u[/B]ck are you watching porn in the living room?"

Yeah I heard that's a terrible movie. My younger brother rented it to watch with my parents. He said it was the most uncomfortable movie he's ever sat through with them.

As far as "horror" movies go I think it one of the better. Just because it is not the same thing over and over again.

It isn't really a horror movie though.

Anyway go out and rent kiss kiss bang bang. Hell just rent it for the gay guy :lol: Friggin hilarious.

Ya i've had that happen to me before. Truely one of the worst experiences in my life. I mean swearing and violence is fine but then the sex scenes are the most awkward things ever.

one of the most awkward moments for me was watching the Godfather with my grandparents, then watching the sex scene towards the beginning and then the nude scene after the guy marries later on. If you knew my grandparents, you'd know how awkward I felt at that time (I was also only 15 at the time).

Another awkward moment was watching the puppet sex scene in Team America with my dad. My dad is cool about **** like that, but still, its odd to watch that sort of movie with your parents.

It's basically aimed at angsty 13 year old kids who aren't ballsy enough to watch straight porn. =/


It needed a lesbian or two.

Hahaha. That scene in Team America was awesome.

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]one of the most awkward moments for me was watching the Godfather with my grandparents, then watching the sex scene towards the beginning and then the nude scene after the guy marries later on. If you knew my grandparents, you'd know how awkward I felt at that time (I was also only 15 at the time).

Another awkward moment was watching the puppet sex scene in Team America with my dad. My dad is cool about **** like that, but still, its odd to watch that sort of movie with your parents.[/QUOTE]


Hahaha, oh man, my wife and I went to The Grudge, and when we were walking out we were behind this lady with some kids, probably around 10 or 11 years old and she said "Oh boy, I'm glad that's over. At least I'm taking you to Team America next. I think I can handle a nice comedy with puppets"

Ha? Wtf?

My mom took me to see the Southpark movie when I was like 9 or 10. The look on her face when Saddam is whipping the dildos out was priceless.