i poke mad hoes on fbook

i dont know the last time i poked someone

its so wrong i cant make a profile on a social networking site for the sheer purpose of creepin on desperate chicks

plus i shudder to think of the random one answer i would put for all the music and books and interests sections just to put down something

mitch the thought of u havin sex conjures laughter

and the thought of the 110 pound elf with the john lennon glasses having sex in a motel room is so natural and not awkward at all

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18225508]i think its the drinking sometimes but then i remember all the people that drink more than me and assume it's something else[/QUOTE]


yea i drink alot everyday and smoke and dont sleep much the only thing it does to me bad is i spit tar and when i binge drink and dont sleep my skin breaks out alittle, basically can just tell iv been up all night drinking but the acne goes away after like a night of good sleep

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18225613]and the thought of the 110 pound elf with the john lennon glasses having sex in a motel room is so natural and not awkward at all[/QUOTE]

i wear contacts and yeah it surprisingly is natural

unprotected sex is the only way to rebel against the government

does jaundice just post a bunch of random marlyn manson quotes

most the shit i say is pretty normal conversation

the rest is dumb

5 hours of studying tonight in conjuction with about 3 last night and bit less than 2 the night before and I might be ready to just not fail tomorrow's test

[QUOTE=adb;18225612]mitch the thought of u havin sex conjures laughter[/QUOTE]

adb coming through with the unrelated personal attacks

i just wanted to get drunk play sega genesis and play my friends guitar real loud because his parents arent home BUT NO I STAYED HOME AND WATCHED JERSEY SHORE INSTEAD

i was thinking about going out tonight but going out to the bars on game nights usually sucks

So done with today.

really? i'd think it would be awesome as long as your team has a chance to win

going to get drunk beyond recognition tomorrow for my bro's birthday yessss

game already happened so people are shitfaced

last time i went out on a game day some dude pissed on my foot

yeah, i hate it when that happens

[QUOTE=Angmar;18225626]So done with today.[/QUOTE]

how was your date or w/e it was

Wouldn't really call it a date but we spent some time together downtown, it was fun, but today she's just playing the confusion card on me again.

lol

yeah steve get your shit together and fuck her in a hotel room

*motel

is this the band chick steve?

[QUOTE=Angmar;18225641]Wouldn't really call it a date but we spent some time together downtown, it was fun, but today she's just playing the confusion card on me again.[/QUOTE]

what do you mean confusion

probably sending mixed messages

fukin women

yeah :(

Take it easy on Brent ppl. :(

[QUOTE]probably sending mixed messages
[/QUOTE]

/azn girl crashes through ceiling

Yah it is Jon

[QUOTE=Luc214;18225652]what do you mean confusion[/QUOTE]


She's like venting to me about how she can't think straight right now or concentrate on anything and is all of the sudden isn't sure if she wants to hang out on Friday and such, it's making me rage.

should be hooking up with this girl when she gets back in town on sunday, wish her text messages werent so fucking boring

Spice it up by sending her a pic of ur dick

[QUOTE=Angmar;18225659]Yah it is Jon




She's like venting to me about how she can't think straight right now or concentrate on anything and is all of the sudden isn't sure if she wants to hang out on Friday and such, it's making me rage.[/QUOTE]

slow and steady wins the race

That's what I've been doing because I don't wanna shit where I eat but I need to get this stuff figured out soonish or it's just gonna keep bothering me.

girls like when you dont care lol

i only plan on being with this girl short term so i dont care much

the shitty texting ability is just a nail in her coffin

girls who're good at texting are keepers man

i dont think its that irrational of a thought

if youre in a relationship with someone you talk to them a lot

no im being serious if im just starting to date a girl and she's a bad texter it's a red flag