[QUOTE=SactoUnited]Ive never really dealt with blacks being racist towards me, and i was in a basketball league in oak park a few years back, sactos ghetto area. One of my good friends is black.[/QUOTE]

So wev'e established that black people hate Shane but not the rest of us.

that advanced thing happened to me in 4th grade in an essay about dinosaurs ><

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]Shane pretends he's an Anglo, but he's really Italian.[/QUOTE]I'm an INDIVIDUAL

On the weekends here I park my pick-up truck, with a confederate flag on the back window, by the river and fish. While I fish I'm also listening to Pat Green, dipping Copenhagen, wearing cut-off blue jean shorts, and wearing a shirt that says "REDNECK: SIPPIN' AND DIPPIN'" that has a dip can and beer can on it.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]I really hate when teachers do that. I had a science teacher accuse me of plagarism on an essay, one of the only ones I DIDN'T plagerise, because the ideas and language was "too advanced"

I should've wrote an essay in ebonics and gave it to him.[/QUOTE]
Should've written :thumb:

And she determined the advanced vocabulary was legitimate by comparing it to an essay on my next test, though I forget what it was about. Then her idea to see whether or not the ideas were my own was to compare it to an essay about what might have happened next in a fictional short story. She ended up telling me a plagiarist wasn't her first impression of me, so I got credit. Nice lady though, I rather like her.

In Redlands there's so many white trash people. There was a pickup with a sticker of a bulldog that said I AIN'T SKEERT!

I was once called a "sharp cat" by my History teacher this year. He was awesome. I like it when teachers and I have similar views such as his confident belief in the Marxist Theory.

I have never been labeled as "too advanced" but "sharp cat" works.

What does "skeert" mean?

scared

[QUOTE=shane italian]Forgot about my super tight cut-off confederate flag shirt![/QUOTE]
I know a kid with a confederate flag belt buckle, and he always wears just the front of his shirt tucked in. Everyone who's not a redneck in my school (all seven of us) have wanted to beat him with it since he came here. That prick.

Last year my English teacher told me I was the brightest student she'd ever talked to. I didn't get along with her though.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]What does "skeert" mean?[/QUOTE]

scared

it was also Skeeter from Doug's evil twin brother, who was green instead of blue

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]Last year my English teacher told me I was the brightest student she'd ever talked to. I didn't get along with her though.[/QUOTE]

Sharp Cat>brightest student

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]I know a kid with a confederate flag belt buckle, and he always wears just the front of his shirt tucked in. Everyone who's not a redneck in my school (all seven of us) have wanted to beat him with it since he came here. That prick.[/QUOTE]My friend lived next to this black family who tried to beat up one of the kids and my friends dad pushed the other kid off of his kid. So a lawsuit came into the picture and there was a big fight between the two families... Well my friends older brother got tired of the whole thing, so to piss them off even more he got a confederate flag license plate thing and put it on his Firebird and parked it on the street in front of the black family's house. It was pretty funny.

Doug was an awesome show.

[QUOTE=shane italian]My friend lived next to this black family who tried to beat up one of the kids and my friends dad pushed the other kid off of his kid. So a lawsuit came into the picture and there was a big fight between the two families... Well my friends older brother got tired of the whole thing, so to piss them off even more he got a confederate flag license plate thing and put it on his Firebird and parked it on the street in front of the black family's house. It was pretty funny.[/QUOTE]

Right, because deliberately offending someone on racial lines is HILARIOUS!

yeah it was, skeeter was the black guy

[QUOTE=fat_****103]Right, because deliberately offending someone on racial lines is HILARIOUS![/QUOTE]
Sorry, I left out some of the things that were said from the black family. But I don't even feel like bothering posting them because it won't make a difference to all you blackie lovers!

So that shirt that I described that said "REDNECK: SIPPIN' AND DIPPIN'" is actually worn at my school.

Skeeter was supposed to be black?

[QUOTE=shane italian]Sorry, I left out some of the things that were said from the black family. But I don't even feel like bothering posting them because it won't make a difference to all you blackie lovers![/QUOTE]

You know black people are way cooler than white people. I don't see how you could argue otherwise. I wish I wasn't white, I would at least settle for hispanic.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]So that shirt that I described that said "REDNECK: SIPPIN' AND DIPPIN'" is actually worn at my school.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry you live in Texas.

It has it's perks, like rivers and lots of beer.

I think beer tastes gross.

Beaches and Beer>Rivers and Beer

[QUOTE=fat_****103]I'm sorry you live in Texas.[/QUOTE]
I like how you say that when you live in Santa Barbara. I'm really lucky to have grown up in Texas and moving out here. I sure as hell know I appreciate things out here a bit more than others. And I pros and cons from both perspectives.

But either way, Texas rules.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Skeeter was supposed to be black?[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, he could dance, and beatbox, and he was always making weird noises and was outcast by the guys, but the ladies loved him. How much more obvious could you get? He was a DJ in one episode too.

I appreciate where I live greatly, it's not like I have never left my little sheltered town of Santa Barbara. I am really glad to live here.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Oh yeah, he could dance, and beatbox, and he was always making weird noises and was outcast by the guys, but the ladies loved him. How much more obvious could you get? He was a DJ in one episode too.[/QUOTE]

He played drums too. All black play drums, or bass.

Skeeter was an elite beatboxer.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]Beaches and Beer>Rivers and Beer[/QUOTE]

Nah, you can be loud as you want and not have anyone bother you at rivers. And the water isn't salty and gross.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]I appreciate where I live greatly, it's not like I have never left my little sheltered town of Santa Barbara. I am really glad to live here.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but I'm sure you've never even been out into Texas. I just don't see the point in writing people off as ignorant when you're doing the exact same thing, because if you looked in your own state of California you wouldnt find some pretty f'ucked up rednecks...maybe even worse than areas of Texas.

Any Doug fan knows Skeeter was black, it was plain as day.

Texas is lame, its like the birthplace of rascism, drunks, rednecks, guns, and republicans.

Whatever dude, whatever.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yeah, but I'm sure you've never even been out into Texas. I just don't see the point in writing people off as ignorant when you're doing the exact same thing, because if you looked in your own state of California you wouldnt find some pretty f'ucked up rednecks...maybe even worse than areas of Texas.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I laugh every time I see one of the wannabe California rednecks with confederate plates and iron cross tow covers on their white raised pick ups.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Texas is lame, its like the birthplace of rascism, drunks, rednecks, guns, and republicans.[/QUOTE]Cool, one less person to f'uck it up.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yeah, but I'm sure you've never even been out into Texas. I just don't see the point in writing people off as ignorant when you're doing the exact same thing, because if you looked in your own state of California you wouldnt find some pretty f'ucked up rednecks...maybe even worse than areas of Texas.[/QUOTE]

They are all up north, like in Eureka

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yeah, but I'm sure you've never even been out into Texas. I just don't see the point in writing people off as ignorant when you're doing the exact same thing, because if you looked in your own state of California you wouldnt find some pretty f'ucked up rednecks...maybe even worse than areas of Texas.[/QUOTE]

I am sure there are parts of California that have large rascist populations, I never said California was perfect and all the people are completely accepting. There are people everywhere that are bigoted and rascist.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Yeah I laugh every time I see one of the wannabe California rednecks with confederate plates and iron cross tow covers on their white raised pick ups.[/QUOTE]Go inland, you'll find actual rednecks.

[QUOTE=fat_****103]I am sure there are parts of California that have large rascist populations, I never said California was perfect and all the people are completely accepting. There are people everywhere that are bigoted and rascist.[/QUOTE]Then why single Texas out. Texas is an awesome place.