Wow, that was kinda sad! I rang up this girl who im "more than friends" with and shes at hers getting drunk with her girlfriends. She said I should ring her at midnight when she would definately be in bed. I ring up (and have to whisper because its late and parents are asleep a nd my cordless phone is terrible) and someone else answers and is like "whos this?!?" so im whispering, then one of her friends shouts "oh my god! I think he's tossing off!" (tossing off means masturbating) so i say "pardon?!?" Then she hangs up!


ahhh well. that was weird!

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]So if the girl charged the boy, the boy could charge the girl back?[/QUOTE]

Actually no, the girl would be innocent. Funny system, really. I think it kind of assumes that no 15 year old boy [u]could[/u] be raped by a 15 year old girl. The whole system's pretty messed up at that level, but so is 15 year old sex, so meh.


Oh, but check [i]this[/i] out - the girl could be consenting, then change her mind afterwards, and press charges, and they'd be upheld.

It's really best to steer clear of the whole area until she, at least, is 16.

[QUOTE=RJDBass]What a court case that would be[/QUOTE]

I think they would just agree to both drop the charges... Although, if they didnt it would be funny!


EDIT: forget this post, i was typing it while wintermute posted his...



And whats wrong with 15 year old sex? I think if the people are mature enough for it (mentally) then its fine.

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Wow, that was kinda sad! I rang up this girl who im "more than friends" with and shes at hers getting drunk with her girlfriends. She said I should ring her at midnight when she would definately be in bed. I ring up (and have to whisper because its late and parents are asleep a nd my cordless phone is terrible) and someone else answers and is like "whos this?!?" so im whispering, then one of her friends shouts "oh my god! I think he's tossing off!" (tossing off means masturbating) so i say "pardon?!?" Then she hangs up!


ahhh well. that was weird![/QUOTE]
ahahahahahahaah

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Wow, that was kinda sad! I rang up this girl who im "more than friends" with and shes at hers getting drunk with her girlfriends. She said I should ring her at midnight when she would definately be in bed. I ring up (and have to whisper because its late and parents are asleep a nd my cordless phone is terrible) and someone else answers and is like "whos this?!?" so im whispering, then one of her friends shouts "oh my god! I think he's tossing off!" (tossing off means masturbating) so i say "pardon?!?" Then she hangs up!


ahhh well. that was weird![/QUOTE]

How incredibly strange :lol: :naughty:

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Wow, that was kinda sad! I rang up this girl who im "more than friends" with and shes at hers getting drunk with her girlfriends. She said I should ring her at midnight when she would definately be in bed. I ring up (and have to whisper because its late and parents are asleep a nd my cordless phone is terrible) and someone else answers and is like "whos this?!?" so im whispering, then one of her friends shouts "oh my god! I think he's tossing off!" (tossing off means masturbating) so i say "pardon?!?" Then she hangs up!


ahhh well. that was weird![/QUOTE]



You need to be there. Now! What the hell are you doing on the internet? Go party with a bunch of drunk girls!





joe

HMMM.... page 1500 is coming up here

I cant... Its like a one and a half hour fast walk...

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]I cant... Its like a one and a half hour fast walk...[/QUOTE]
then you shall walk

I think that they should lower the age of consent to 15.... I'm not a sicko or anything, but seriously people. Some pizza faced 16 year old guy who's gonna pop in 5 seconds gets to do it, and I can't? I'm a grown man, with skills!

(David Cross)



joe

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]You need to be there. Now! What the hell are you doing on the internet? Go party with a bunch of drunk girls!





joe[/QUOTE]

He's got a point Jamie! Go! Go!

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]I cant... Its like a one and a half hour fast walk...[/QUOTE]



Steal a car. Ride a train. Ride a bike. Take a cab. You need to be there!





joe

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]I think they would just agree to both drop the charges... Although, if they didnt it would be funny!


EDIT: forget this post, i was typing it while wintermute posted his...



And whats wrong with 15 year old sex? I think if the people are mature enough for it (mentally) then its fine.[/QUOTE]

Well... seems weird to me, but I guess it didn't when I was 15.

Honestly, from the standpoint of a handful of years later on, I don't think anyone is fully mentally prepared at 15, though they may think they are.

[QUOTE=RJDBass]then you shall walk[/QUOTE]


But by the time I get there they will have passed out...

And... im not into that kind of stuff...

EDIT: by stuff i dont mean fooling around with many lovely ladies. I mean fooling around with passed out lovely ladies...

Yeah, it's really not something that should be rushed into, it should be carefully thoguth about rather than being a horny teenager and rushing into things...

No... what you do is walk in ther with a bottle of Goldschlager and say "WOOOOOOO!!!! Who's takin a shot with me!!"





joe

[QUOTE=neal_672]Yeah, it's really not something that should be rushed into, it should be carefully thoguth about rather than being a horny teenager and rushing into things...[/QUOTE]



.................





joe

[QUOTE=neal_672]Yeah, it's really not something that should be rushed into, it should be carefully thoguth about rather than being a horny teenager and rushing into things...[/QUOTE]


haha! that kind of reminded me of BFAG at the start of the casual threads!

Ill go and get a quote...

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio].................





joe[/QUOTE]

At least in my experience :P

I was a horny teenager :naughty:

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]But by the time I get there they will have passed out...

And... im not into that kind of stuff...

EDIT: by stuff i dont mean fooling around with many lovely ladies. I mean fooling around with passed out lovely ladies...[/QUOTE]
Like joe said steal a car ride a bike wahtever you need to be there

I have to go now guys, peace out, and much love :naughty:

Ciao :wave:

[QUOTE=Bass+Fingers+Amp=Groove]w00t, i dont know you, are you hot, send picks :naughty:[/QUOTE]


There you go! I found that hilarious when reading it the other day!


(btw that was direct at LR...)

see ya neal!


WOOOOO 1500 pages!!!

I'm tellling you... if you've never had sex before, just go for it. It should be as well thought out as our "operation" in Iraq. It's going to be terrible, seriously. And if you try to plan it out to be great, you're just going to ruin yourself. There's no way around it, it's going to be emberassing. So you might as well be drunk off your *** while doing it. At least that way you'll have something to blame it on.





joe

Neal pwned page 1500 with a goodbye post. Bastard.


See ya man, have a good day! :thumb:




joe

Good point i guess Joe, my first time sucked. W00t i got the first post on page 1500! How great am i!?

Ciao folks :wave:

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]I'm tellling you... if you've never had sex before, just go for it. It should be as well thought out as our "operation" in Iraq. It's going to be terrible, seriously. And if you try to plan it out to be great, you're just going to ruin yourself. There's no way around it, it's going to be emberassing. So you might as well be drunk off your *** while doing it. At least that way you'll have something to blame it on.





joe[/QUOTE]

Everytime someone says terrible I think of the Tony Danza show.

dam, my dad wont let me get the avatar, he says the shippn will make me pay through my nose.

[QUOTE=JoeDaddio]Neal pwned page 1500 with a goodbye post. Bastard.


See ya man, have a good day! :thumb:




[/QUOTE]

Me pwned the Casual :thumb:

Good night actually, it's half midnight! I'm going to sleep :lol: :thumb:

I've got a bass lesson with a world class bassist next week, I'm stoked. He endorses Warwick, luck dude.

I knew page 1500 would start with something uneventful

hehe :)

ahh... well theres also the fact that, lets say, she quite "experienced"

it has its good and bad points...

[QUOTE=BassVirtuoso]Everytime someone says terrible I think of the Tony Danza show.[/QUOTE]



Are you sure it's not that every time someone says sex, you think of Tony Danza? Because I said sex in that post... and if that's the case, I mean, that's cool, I guess, if that's your thing.... but, seriously dude, that'd be kind of gross.... :)






joe

[QUOTE=Jaded]I've got a bass lesson with a world class bassist next week, I'm stoked. He endorses Warwick, luck dude.[/QUOTE]

Who?

And how the hell are you getting this lesson?!?

[QUOTE=Mr. Jiggy Fly]Who?[/QUOTE]
Randy Tico. He had a Warwick ad in Bass Player a while back.

The brazilian guy with a 6er?

That's cool Jaded

cool! you will have to tell us how it goes!

Hes in may 2004.