I wanna do that during a use of force, lol. "Say uncle!! Say uncle!!!"

would be classic

[QUOTE=masscows;16838139]like mma?

meh I'm not coordinated or quick thinking enough[/QUOTE]

idk just saying i was really depressed and pathetic until i started training for mma and its improved me so much. so essentially punching and choking people = happiness and purity

now just give me my first fight god damn medical assholes :shakefist:

bottom line is you just have to do the things that make you happy, since its the means and ends to our existence

it's lame but true. The way I do this is by simple positive conditioning, do something you don't like (ex. work of some sort) then immediately after reward whatever you just did by doing what makes you happy (music, eating, animal photographs, drugs, etc.)

but if nothing makes you happy then you need meds tbh

more like you have to get past being a dumb teen and learn how good life is

nah

yes, kids are ****ing stupid and don't even know what life is about. it's hard to get past it all.

meds are for suckers

learning to fight wouldnt involve mma because trying to apply 99% of that in real life will result in your *** being severely beaten down.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16838175]yes, kids are ****ing stupid and don't even know what life is about. it's hard to get past it all.[/QUOTE]

I guess so, but you can't really blame them since critical thinking doesn't really occur in a lot of high schooler's minds
I just said what life is about dewt

meds are good if you get too far in the deep end

edit: that's not really true tyler. tons of mma techniques would work great in real life.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16838181]meds are good if you get too far in the deep end

edit: that's not really true tyler. tons of mma techniques would work great in real life.[/QUOTE]
good for getting you in deeper sure

mma is such a bullshit term

[QUOTE]edit: that's not really true tyler. tons of mma techniques would work great in real life.[/QUOTE]
Well, yeah. But learning to hit people in the head properly isn't the same as learning how to mount their chest and rub your crotch all over it while you bend their wrist at a funny angle.

lol

and lol again, why is mma a bullshit term

edit again: huh

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16838179]learning to fight wouldnt involve mma because trying to apply 99% of that in real life will result in your *** being severely beaten down.[/QUOTE]

yes because being able to kick box isnt going to help at all

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16838185]lol

and lol again, why is mma a bullpoop term

edit again: huh[/QUOTE]
mixed martial arts

it's dumb

there are dozens of martial arts. which ones are you mixing? there's no meaning in the term.

I like cheez it party mix

hungrrryyy as fwooocckkk

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16838194]mixed martial arts

it's dumb

there are dozens of martial arts. which ones are you mixing? there's no meaning in the term.[/QUOTE]

i dont really get the point of this

mixed martial arts is a sport in which the fighters utilize multiple arts against their opponents.

**** yeah i have leftover pasta from last night

I will heil it's elitery now

[QUOTE=Deth;16838204]**** yeah i have leftover pasta from last night

I will heil it's elitery now[/QUOTE]

bitch

Alright my bike got stolen today!

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16838207]Alright my bike got stolen today![/QUOTE]

karma from cutting me off a month back

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16838202]i dont really get the point of this

mixed martial arts is a sport in which the fighters utilize multiple arts against their opponents.[/QUOTE]
yes i know but it's a dumb term. mixing karate and tae kwon do would not be hugely effective in a street fight

mixing pankration and jiu jitsu in a street fight could be hugely effective though

and most importantly, what does someone who does "mma" know? do they know karate? judo? escrima? who knows?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16838210]yes i know but it's a dumb term. mixing karate and tae kwon do would not be hugely effective in a street fight

mixing pankration and jiu jitsu in a street fight could be hugely effective though

and most importantly, what does someone who does "mma" know? do they know karate? judo? escrima? who knows?[/QUOTE]

you dont get the term do you?

mma is a sport, not an art. you dont say you are trained in "mma", you say you fight in mma.

kick them all in the groin

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16838211]you dont get the term do you?

mma is a sport, not an art. you dont say you are trained in "mma", you say you fight in mma.[/QUOTE]
oh ok i see so it's americans ruining another culture i get it, cool

vince you get an a++ for trolling today

it's less important than the A+ I get for being right every day.

i get an A+ for being right every time I open my mouth

thats not all u get ;)

[QUOTE=masada;16838280]thats not all u get ;)[/QUOTE]

well everytime you smoked my **** it was worth an A+

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16838207]Alright my bike got stolen today![/QUOTE]

was it stolen from school?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16838256]it's less important than the A+ I get for being right every day.[/QUOTE]

vince, this is why i love you.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16838167]more like you have to get past being a dumb teen and learn how good life is[/QUOTE]

Every time I convince myself to be positive and take the bull by the horns or whatever, I'm always reminded throughout my day why I was negative in the first place and then can't find a reason to be positive.

I need better friends or something.

[QUOTE=masscows;16838466]Every time I convince myself to be positive and take the bull by the horns or whatever, I'm always reminded throughout my day why I was negative in the first place and then can't find a reason to be positive.

I need better friends or something.[/QUOTE]

no you need to man up like i did and realize that you're the only one that can help yourself. surrounding yourself by distractions =/= happiness. the fact that you're young and can take your life wherever you want should be enough to make you positive. think about the millions of people who cant do that.

theres like 5 who cant

all those ****ing ******s

it should be enough but it isn't

I've discovered now too that I have a huge attention deficit problem but I'm working on how to fix that without meds...

change your diet + lifestyle around.