[QUOTE=McP3000;17381704]masturbate and throw your new cds in the trash[/QUOTE]

^^^^^^^^^^

[QUOTE=McP3000;17381704]masturbate and throw your new cds in the trash[/QUOTE]

I'll get fired if I squeeze it here at work. Besides you can do better than that

I bet any money you could get away with it if you tried

Things aren't that desperate

[quote=mathjic;17381715]I'll get fired if I squeeze it here at work. Besides you can do better than that[/quote]
how the hell would they catch you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiVXigrjjQ

idk idc wondering why McP said that in the first place

idk whenever men are bored they usually masturbate

haha sorry i actually took that personally, sorry fellow work employees are given me the shits so I'm a bit defensive atm too.

howso?

taking the post personally or the workmates thing?

Got a 113 dollar speeding ticket for going 9 miles over today.

FML

ive never got a ticket and im usually 15 over

:)

[QUOTE=Angmar;17381818]Got a 113 dollar speeding ticket for going 9 miles over today.

FML[/QUOTE]

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hey at what speed over can you lose your licence for in the US?

any reasonable officer of the law would avoid interaction with timjim

[QUOTE=mathjic;17381825]hey at what speed over can you lose your licence for in the US?[/QUOTE]

probably like 30+ i'd imagine

[quote=mathjic;17381825]hey at what speed over can you lose your licence for in the US?[/quote]
in michigan if they catch you going anywhere over 120 then you loose your liscense

otherwise you dont

In New York I think it depends on how many points you have on your license. If you have none then going 40 over is a loss of license, if I remember correctly.

[quote=Shattered_Future;17381843]In New York I think it depends on how many points you have on your license. If you have none then going 40 over is a loss of license, if I remember correctly.[/quote]
yeah that too in michigan

cept i think its more like 50 over

In my town our cops pulled in triple the amount of ticket revenue of the neighboring town, and our population is under half of theirs, [B]s[/B]hit it ridic!

we are pretty harsh in comparison down here, you lose it for a month if your caught doing 20 miles over

[QUOTE=Angmar;17381854]In my town our cops pulled in triple the amount of ticket revenue of the neighboring town, and our population is under half of theirs, [B]s[/B]hit it ridic![/QUOTE]

don't speed then derp

[quote=mathjic;17381867]we are pretty harsh in comparison down here, you lose it for a month if your caught doing 20 miles over[/quote]oh wow youd think with all the open territory they wouldnt care

i think if we went back to britain id be ****ed. im very lead footed

me2 have lost my licence twice over last last few years, I now catch a train to work so its all good.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17381854]In my town our cops pulled in triple the amount of ticket revenue of the neighboring town, and our population is under half of theirs, [B]s[/B]hit it ridic![/QUOTE]

efficient officers are efficient

i hate driving in Troy
its like the safest city in the states or the the state, so the hundreds of cops have nothing better to do then patrol and write tickets

driving the speed limit is hard

i hate when i'm driving and all the sudden i have to poop really bad

If you drive 50km+ over the speed limit, you're deemed for racing and they will automatically take your car with a fine up to 5 or 10K. Something like that.