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Arucard 09-04-2005 05:12 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]^^^ What are you talking about?[/QUOTE]

This kid is taking the piss out of the song names i am listening to on msn, and making up Death Metal names like 'poo semen.'

Usuaully i'd get angry, but im not.

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 05:14 PM

[QUOTE=Arucard]This kid is taking the piss out of the song names i am listening to on msn, and making up Death Metal names like 'poo semen.'

Usuaully i'd get angry, but im not.[/QUOTE]
That'd be an awesome song name, not band name though

superpeer 09-04-2005 05:18 PM

[QUOTE=RCA]My name is Ryan, but on my birth certificate my name is spelled with an extra "n". I got my name legally changed to the spelling with only one "n", but school records, car insurance, etc. still have my name as "Ryann".

Rye-ANN, Ree-ANN, and RYE-ohn are all common mispronunciations of my name. :([/QUOTE]

Ryann? Typo?


Stoic: RCA = RKAAH

Shadows 09-04-2005 05:19 PM

[QUOTE=Arucard]This kid is taking the piss out of the song names i am listening to on msn, and making up Death Metal names like 'poo semen.'

Usuaully i'd get angry, but im not.[/QUOTE]
You should go Mutilated and reduce his genitalia to a bloody pulp. Then, introduce his left ear to your favorite kitchen knife while heating up a gas powered stovetop. As he bleeds from the head, tried to stop blood from pouring out of his urethra, and attempts to put out the face fire, take a shovel (rake is preferred) and wreak havoc on his spine. Once paralysis has set in, pour salt on all of his wounds, tie him to a chair with barbed wire, and leave him to die on his front porch.

That would be the death metal thing to do, but whatever you want is cool with me.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]RCA = RKAAH[/QUOTE]Hahahaha, I get it now. :lol: That sounds like something I would do.

RCA 09-04-2005 05:20 PM

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Ryann? Typo?


Stoic: RCA = RKAAH[/QUOTE]

Typo is actually very accurate. When my mom went to name me, she mispelled Ryan. She added an "n"! Funny thing is, my little sister's name is Briana, which is commonly spelled "Brianna". She took the "n" off of her name and gave it to me. :lol:

Rkaah, geez. :lol: x 353456

Arucard 09-04-2005 05:27 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]You should go Mutilated and reduce his genitalia to bloody pulp. Then, introduce his left ear to your favoitr kitchen knife while heating up a gas powered stovetop. As he bleeds from the head, tried to stop blood from puring out of his urethra, and attempts to put out the face fire, take a shovel (rake is preferred) and wreak havoc on his spine. Once paralysis has set in, pour salt on all of his wounds, tie him to a chair with barbed wire, and leave him to die on his front porch.

That would be the death metal thing to do, but whatever you want is cool with me.

[/QUOTE]

:lol:

That is so awesome.

Shadows 09-04-2005 05:30 PM

[QUOTE=Arucard]:lol:

That is so awesome.[/QUOTE]
I spend (too) much time thinking about these kinds of things. My class at school has unanimously decided that I'll most likely be the one to bring in weapons of mass destruction and go on a killing spree. I agree with them - I might as well educate on the subject I know best. \m/

Riva 09-04-2005 05:30 PM

[QUOTE=Stoic]:eek: If its not Charlie why cant you tell?!

Orestes is a character (protagonist) from an ancient greek tragedy by Euripides ;)[/QUOTE]

I would tell, but I swore an oath long ago to uphold the honour of the Knights Who Know The Holy Name. Currently Jelle and I are it's only members.

And :hi5: to the ancient greek names! (Jason and the Argonauts, anyone?)

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]
It's short for association football. Ironic that the English invented the word and now berate anybody with the gall to use it.

Good morning/night.[/QUOTE]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

[QUOTE=Jom]Medieval Times rant[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 05:40 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I spend (too) much time thinking about these kinds of things. My class at school has unanimously decided that I'll most likely be the one to bring in weapons of mass destruction and go on a killing spree. I agree with them - I might as well educate on the subject I know best. \m/[/QUOTE]
Sounds cool...if you make world headlines we can say we knew you. :lol:

Shadows 09-04-2005 05:43 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Sounds cool...if you make world headlines we can say we knew you. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I'll be the only one in the area who suffocated a freshman class by planting insecticide under a desk. Keep your ears open for my upcoming hacksaw rampage too. I also have plans to make use of a removed lawnmower blade (whther its's ahrepened or not remains to be seen).

superpeer 09-04-2005 05:44 PM

[QUOTE=RCA]Typo is actually very accurate. When my mom went to name me, she mispelled Ryan. She added an "n"! Funny thing is, my little sister's name is Briana, which is commonly spelled "Brianna". She took the "n" off of her name and gave it to me. :lol:

Rkaah, geez. :lol: x 353456[/QUOTE]

Haha, you have a; erm, special mom. :p

RCA 09-04-2005 05:46 PM

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Haha, you have; erm, special mom. :p[/QUOTE]

Yep, gotta love her. :p

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 05:56 PM

You know the feeling when you see an MXer that doesn't post here or in the pit?

they have 5k posts and you don't know who the hell they are?
neither these places, sports or M&VG...they are strange people


they might play an [I]instrument[/I]

Jesus...

Shadows 09-04-2005 05:57 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]You know the feeling when you see an MXer that doesn't post here or in the pit?

they have 5k posts and you don't know who the hell they are?
neither these places, sports or M&VG...they are strange people


they might play an [I]instrument[/I]

Jesus...[/QUOTE]
I know the feeling. I see those kinds of people all the time.

But that post was somewhat random...:confused:

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 05:58 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I know the feeling. I see those kinds of people all the time.

But that post was somewhat random...:confused:[/QUOTE]
And you think "Well, there [I]are[/I] other forums..."

but like... [I]other forums?[/I] WTF??

Riva 09-04-2005 05:59 PM

That happened when Papa Shank first posted in the Pit from the Guitar forum. He had like 13, 000 posts or something. :lol:

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 06:03 PM

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]That happened when Papa Shank first posted in the Pit from the Guitar forum. He had like 13, 000 posts or something. :lol:[/QUOTE]
He was a cool bloke...shame he left.

I remember....I saw the drummer from Atreyu once as they were playing next door to where Cradle were in Manchester, he looked Gay...really, really, gay

/another random post. the memory just struck me as I was having a piss :p

Shadows 09-04-2005 06:03 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]And you think "Well, there [I]are[/I] other forums..."

but like... [I]other forums?[/I] WTF??[/QUOTE]
I'm always seeing that, but mostly because I only go back and for th between two forums (R&M and M&VG). I'll see some guy who's been a member for 2-3 yeahs and has several thousand posts and think, "who the hell is this guy and how have I never seen him is he's been around so long?"

Steerpike 09-04-2005 06:05 PM

The weird thing is that no matter how respectable you try to seem when coming to a new forum, there are always a handful of regulars there that insist on being a pain in the [size=2]a[/size]ss anyway.

I remember a recent venture of mine into the Punk forums. Some guy there by the name of Cheeser was being a douche over a single misinterpretation, started talking down to me and all. Fortunately for him, the mod closed the thread before I had the chance to verbally de-ball him.

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 06:07 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]The weird thing is that no matter how respectable you try to seem when coming to a new forum, there are always a handful of regulars there that insist on being a pain in the [size=2]a[/size]ss anyway.

I remember a recent venture of mine into the Punk forums. Some guy there by the name of Cheeser was being a douche over a single misinterpretation, started talking down to me and all. Fortunately for him, the mod closed the thread before I had the chance to verbally de-ball him.[/QUOTE]
We don't do that do we?

oh dear...
Yeah, I'd like to look into the punk forums sometime, post in the misfits thread and stuff. However, I'm scared someone will look at my profile at that time and it'll say "now browsing forum: punk"

RCA 09-04-2005 06:07 PM

Pike, does "ripping n00bs a new one" ever tire you? :p

Moses 09-04-2005 06:09 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]/another random post. the memory just struck me as I was having a piss :p[/QUOTE]
Never have a piss, leave one.

Arrakakaka 09-04-2005 06:10 PM

Kyuss is blowing me away.

Shadows 09-04-2005 06:12 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Fortunately for him, the mod closed the thread before I had the chance to verbally de-ball him.[/QUOTE]
You would've torn his rectum out with pair of hedge clippers, set it through a meatgrinder, doused his hair with gasoline, and thrown him into a campfire. His bleeding anus and flaming head will only have distracted him while you proceeded to mangle his legs with a cheese shredder. That fu[SIZE=2]cker didged a hypothetical bullet, and next time his as[/SIZE]s is grass and you'll be the lawnmower.

Steerpike 09-04-2005 06:12 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]We don't do that do we?

oh dear...
Yeah, I'd like to look into the punk forums sometime, post in the misfits thread and stuff. However, I'm scared someone will look at my profile at that time and it'll say "now browsing forum: punk"[/QUOTE]

You have to admit, we aren't always nice to our newbies.

Anyway, I don't care if people know I'm in the Punk forum. There are just as many idiots over there as there are here. They just use a different vocabulary.

[QUOTE=RCA]Pike, does "ripping n00bs a new one" ever tire you? :p[/QUOTE]

Now that I think about it... no.

Anyway, I wouldn't call that particular guy a n00b. I'd call him a useless sack of dick cheese.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]You would've torn his rectum out with pair of hedge clippers, set it through a meatgrinder, doused his hair with gasoline, and thrown him into a campfire. His bleeding anus and flaming head will only have distracted him while you proceeded to mangle his legs with a cheese shredder. That fu[SIZE=2]cker didged a hypothetical bullet, and next time his as[/SIZE]s is grass and you'll be the lawnmower.[/QUOTE]

Oh he didn't piss me off that bad. The worst I would have done would be to stitch his mouth to his crotch with his own pubes and throw him in a woodchipper.

Lord Abortion 09-04-2005 06:14 PM

I think my speakers have just died :(

RCA 09-04-2005 06:14 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Now that I think about it... no.

Anyway, I wouldn't call that particular guy a n00b. I'd call him a useless sack of dick cheese.[/QUOTE]

Ah, I see. Well, continue your reign as Flame King!

Moses 09-04-2005 06:14 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]You would've torn his rectum out with pair of hedge clippers, set it through a meatgrinder, doused his hair with gasoline, and thrown him into a campfire. His bleeding anus and flaming head will only have distracted him while you proceeded to mangle his legs with a cheese shredder. That fu[SIZE=2]cker didged a hypothetical bullet, [B]and next time his as[/SIZE]s is grass and you'll be the lawnmower.[/B][/QUOTE]
That expression always sounded bad in my head.

Steerpike 09-04-2005 06:15 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I think my speakers have just died :([/QUOTE]

That sucks. Did they just spontaneously wink out?

Lunch 09-04-2005 06:16 PM

You guys are taking this too far here.


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