[QUOTE=Superpeer]That's Moses. :p[/QUOTE]
Superpeer for the win.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]That's* Moses. :p[/QUOTE]
*That was

[QUOTE=Superpeer]That's Moses. :p[/QUOTE]

God worked through Moses, and Jesus turned out to be one of the same with God, so same fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]king thing, you religion elitist. :p

[QUOTE=Jakeizzle]*That was[/QUOTE]

:eek: I used to have that avatar!

oh and bartender teh chad made another account known as der noms and was probably slicedbread too.

[QUOTE=muthafunkabass]oh and bartender teh chad made another account known as der noms and was probably slicedbread too.[/QUOTE]

Who the f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck are you??

[QUOTE=Arucard]What, because of your sick avatar? I think you need a banning for that.[/QUOTE]
if any mods have a problem with it they can change it themselves. oh and if you thought that was sick you should have seen what was posted in the bass forum's casual.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]That's Moses. :p[/QUOTE]
really?
/raises eyebrow.

oh well.

/calms the sea
/removes huge stone from tomb
/is important person in the best selling book ever :p

I can do lot's of tricks, I should take this into the showbizz :cool:

[QUOTE]/is important person in the best selling book ever[/QUOTE]

Don't forget they made a movie out of us, too.

[QUOTE=ICB]Don't forget they made a movie out of us, too.[/QUOTE]

wow, being Jesus is quite cool actually.

hoow!
WAIT!!!!

I forgot the best part

/turns water into wine* :cool:







*beer :chug:

Or perhaps the South Park interpretation...

"As you know, my greatest miracle was turning water into wine. Um, turn around. Just, turn around."
/switch
"Ta-da! Wine!"
"Um, Jesus, I hate to say it, but that trick sucks."

[QUOTE]Ballet Deviare ([url]www.balletdeviare.org[/url])

Bringing "high art" and extreme music together.
Works will be set to the music of ARSIS (James Malone of Arsis will be performing “A Diamond for Disease” live), OPETH, MY DYING BRIDE, JAPANISCHE KAMPHOERSPIELE feat. ELEKTROKILL, CRAIG ANDERSONIC (Craig will be performing live also), and MARA’S TORMENT

We are the first ballet company to incorporate death metal, doom, grind and electronic music, into our permanent repertoire. While other companies insist on using old, outdated, cliché music. We have stepped outside that restricted boundary to offer a unique and distinctive performance experience. Come experience high art, our way.

Performance dates in NYC are:

January 6th at 8:00pm
January 7th at 8:00pm
January 8th at 2:00pm

Tickets $40, BUT enter the discount code MTAL and receive 50% off all tickets.
For more info and ticket reservations go to [url]www.balletdeviare.org[/url]

This will sell out, so reserve your seats now!

PROUD SPONSORS of Ballet Deviare include:
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Be on the look out for Arsis/Ballet Deviare T-Shirts. Designed by Mark Riddick and screened by Blunt Force Graphics. Willowtip will be handling pre-orders soon.[/QUOTE]

An extreme metal ballet?!

Weird...

NP - Borknagar - A Tale of Pagan Tongue

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]An extreme metal ballet?!

Weird...

NP - Borknagar - A Tale of Pagan Tongue[/QUOTE]
weird, but cool. one of those perfomances is on my birthday. doubt i'll be going, it's a way to travel just for that :p

NP: Black Sabbath - NIB

Wow, what a weird concept... I really hope it goes well, though, because strange stuff like that can be amazing.

Except for that time a theatre group did Shakespeare and incorporated Techno and Dance style music into the implied musical numbers and scene changes. That didn't go so well.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]An extreme metal ballet?!

Weird...[/QUOTE]

Go see it.

[QUOTE=Jacques]*That was[/QUOTE]

But it IS a "fact".


[QUOTE=Trév]God worked through Moses, and Jesus turned out to be one of the same with God, so same ****ing thing, you religion elitist. [/QUOTE]

No. And you can say that I'm an allround elitist.

[QUOTE=Pierre]/is important person in the best selling book ever[/QUOTE]

Hasn't Harry Potter broken that record yet? :p

I don't think it has, but at the rate the Harry Potter books are getting bigger, I'd say that the next one could [i]be[/i] The Bible. I mean, book 5 was plain huge.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]An extreme metal ballet?!

Weird...

NP - Borknagar - A Tale of Pagan Tongue[/QUOTE]

Ridiculous!

[QUOTE=Bartender]Go see it.[/QUOTE]


I sense a road trip coming up...

If NYC wasn't so far away, then ya I would go.

/other side of the country

NP - Borknagar - To Mount and Robe

I'd go see the ballet if I could and I had money.

EDIT: And since when is ballet "High Art"? Music>Ballet.

Also, I wouldn't go if the ballet group is all male. Then just no.


[QUOTE]Or perhaps the South Park interpretation...

"As you know, my greatest miracle was turning water into wine. Um, turn around. Just, turn around."
/switch
"Ta-da! Wine!"
"Um, Jesus, I hate to say it, but that trick sucks."[/QUOTE]

Or Family Guy:
[url]http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/856.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Superpeer]


Hasn't Harry Potter broken that record yet? :p[/QUOTE]


my record shall not be broken by such a hilarious figure as Harry Potter :lol:

and remember, there is an old and a new testament.
I don't remember Rowling or whatever her name is, writing multiple versions of her stupid books (A)

she DOES have multiple versions though. the books are modified when they come to the U.S. there's a british version as well.

[QUOTE=the2stranger]my record shall not be broken by such a hilarious figure as Harry Potter :lol:

and remember, there is an old and a new testament.
I don't remember Rowling or whatever her name is, writing multiple versions of her stupid books (A)[/QUOTE]


they are different books bro..

the old testament is called the torah i believe

[QUOTE=SuperJelle]No. And you can say that I'm an allround elitist.[/QUOTE]

yes. God was Jesus, God worked through Jesus, God worked through Moses, therefore Jesus=Moses=God.

Chew on that.

(nice accent on my name by the way :lol: )

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]they are different books bro..

the old testament is called the torah i believe[/QUOTE]

oh well
still
the bible > potter

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]she DOES have multiple versions though. the books are modified when they come to the U.S. there's a british version as well.[/QUOTE]

And then there are adult books and kids books, too.

Peter, you've been posting like a maniac lately, what happened :p

Who's Peter?

/still not up-to-date on the First-Name Basis crap... :upset:

[QUOTE=ICB]Who's Peter?

/still not up-to-date on the First-Name Basis crap... :upset:[/QUOTE]

I'm Peter :cool:

what's your first name actually?

Stoic:
oh well, I got bored, since I don't have anyone else to talk to
e-life++ :)

[QUOTE=the2stranger]I'm Peter :cool:

what's your first name actually?

Stoic:
oh well, I got bored, since I don't have anyone else to talk to
e-life++ :)[/QUOTE]

Oh, hey Peter. I'm Trevor :p You could call me Trev or Redneck or God or whatever the hell you want.

NP: In Flames- Ordinary Story

I used to write the names down :p I'm still forgetting some regulars like Illmatic and zep...

ICB=Trevor
Mr Blue Sky=Aaron
Dr Jake Destructo=Jake
6 foot Revolver=Jake
Superpeer=Jelle
Lord Abortion=Ollie
NJMetalMeister=Justin
Lunch=Mike
HeavyRiva=Jason
Apocalyptic Raids=John
Freezing Moon=Tyler
Cjborton=Christ
powerchordrock=john
TasteMyScythe=Leah
the2stranger=Peter
ShadowsFall=Ben
Steerpike=Alex
Arucard=Joe
Jom=Jim
Dancin' Man=Peter
Shattered Future=Mike
Ad Absurdum=John
Chu=Mathew
Stoic=Orestes
Cain=Aaron

See petey? My absence does good to your MX life :p

Illmatic= Ray
Zep (PS)= Vince

[QUOTE]I used to write the names down [/QUOTE]

God, get a life, loser :p

jkiwuvustoicdontbemad@meez

[QUOTE]See petey? My absence does good to your MX life :p[/QUOTE]

but what about my real life? :(
I went to Nikkie's place yesterday, and met her parents.
which was as always pretty awkward hahaha.

np: Ephel Duath - The Other's Touch

[QUOTE=Peter]but what about my real life?[/QUOTE]

Ha, my real life totally bwns my MX life :p

/me rubs it in y'alls faces...AND YOU LOVE IT!

[QUOTE=Trev]Ha, my real life totally bwns my MX life :p

/me rubs it in y'alls faces...AND YOU LOVE IT![/QUOTE]

you sure :mad:

I mean, look at your postcount (A)

[QUOTE=the2stranger]you sure :mad:

I mean, look at your postcount (A)[/QUOTE]

My postcount would be much larger if I never procrastinated about going on MX...I post more at school then at home, and I'm not at home a lot anyway...

By the way, my band's recording again tomorrow! Me = ecstatic.

I'm also trying to hook up a show with Municipal Waste...dunno if I could pull it off, but hey we almost played with Exodus so I have my hopes up.

Man, am I stressed. For some reason I accepted the challenge of playing guitar in the pit for Little Shop of Horrors in just two days time (the show's on Thursday and I just started last night) when I have a paper due on that very same day. At least they might be paying me.

NE: Grilled cheese sandwiches.

EDIT: These thread name changes have got to stop. They get worse every time.

do you guys keep changing the title like, everyday? :lol:

[QUOTE=Cain]Man, am I stressed. For some reason I accepted the challenge of playing guitar in the pit for Little Shop of Horrors in just two days time (the show's on Thursday and I just started last night) when I have a paper due on that very same day. At least they might be paying me.

NE: Grilled cheese sandwiches.[/QUOTE]

Damn, dude, I could imagine the stress...I hate stress man, I really can't handle too much stress at a time. I'd end up smoking a pack of cigs in 30 minutes :lol: A couple weeks ago, for example, we almost played a show at the last minute, another band dropped out and me, my drummer and bass player were there for the show, so we got asked to play, and it was going to be me doing vocals AND lead on top of that...we didn't have any equipment or anything and damn, I was just pacing back and forth going like "goddamn goddamn goddamn!", smoking cigarette after cigarette :lol: But we didn't play anyways because a couple people got drunk and the cops stopped the show..

NE: Your mom

Off to Music Theory class, ho's. I shall return, we never do anything in there anyway.

[QUOTE=Stoic]I used to write the names down :p I'm still forgetting some regulars like Illmatic and zep...
[/QUOTE]
Ouch :(

So I already finished classes for the day. It's so wonderful :D

i know that illmatic is ray and magicbus is another aaron.

edit: i have one more class at 3:30 where i have a test that i know nothing about due to me losing the book were supposed to have read.