That photo of Jake in the cowboy hat is classic. Not everyone call pull off a cowboy hat.

yeah i should wear that more often rather than go to ridiculous dress-up birthday dinner outings celebrating people i don't even know.

I tell ya, there's nothing like watching Return Of The King with about 30 hardened criminals.

Did they cry at the ending?

And you get to watch movies in prison? Sh[I]i[/I]t, I'm goin'!

That'd suck to see all the landscape and be like "**** I'll never be there."

Of course, Middle-Earth doesn't actually exist, but still.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15201484]Did they cry at the ending?

And you get to watch movies in prison? Sh[I]i[/I]t, I'm goin'![/QUOTE]

You can also get your law degree for free! Just ask Karla Hamolka! All she had to do was violently murder a few broads!

That went way over my head, Tyler, but sure, I'll kill some broads.


Austin: Middle Earth is in New Zealand duh

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15201484]Did they cry at the ending?

And you get to watch movies in prison? Sh[I]i[/I]t, I'm goin'![/QUOTE]

They're getting pretty emotional, but trying not to show it. Its not quite over yet though. The Orcs still have Frodo. Oh snap! Sam just saved him!

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15201501]That went way over my head, Tyler, but sure, I'll kill some broads.


Austin: Middle Earth is in New Zealand duh[/QUOTE]
Paul Bernardo and Karla Hamolka were basically the Barbie and Ken of serial killers (but I don't think they're officially acknowledged as serial killers).

It costs a couple hundred grand to keep Bernardo imprisoned (He has his own personal library, etc). Karla Hamolka got a degree while in jail.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15201506]Paul Bernardo and Karla Hamolka were basically the Barbie and Ken of serial killers (but I don't think they're officially acknowledged as serial killers).

It costs a couple hundred grand to keep Bernardo imprisoned (He has his own personal library, etc). Karla Hamolka got a degree while in jail.[/QUOTE]

Why does he have his own personal library?

[QUOTE]They're getting pretty emotional, but trying not to show it. Its not quite over yet though. The Orcs still have Frodo. Oh snap! Sam just saved him![/QUOTE]

That's so cute. So are the shower rape stories true?

[QUOTE]Paul Bernardo and Karla Hamolka were basically the Barbie and Ken of serial killers (but I don't think they're officially acknowledged as serial killers).

It costs a couple hundred grand to keep Bernardo imprisoned (He has his own personal library, etc). Karla Hamolka got a degree while in jail.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I bet I couldn't even get a degree in SCHOOL. <-<

DO you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15201523]Why does he have his own personal library?[/QUOTE]

Well, it's probably like, a book case. He's isolated from the other prisoners because, well, he'd get his *** handed to him

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15201501]
Austin: Middle Earth is in New Zealand duh[/QUOTE]
LOTR made me want to live in NZ, true story.

rock and roll controls my mortal soul and makes me whole

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15201539]Well, it's probably like, a book case. He's isolated from the other prisoners because, well, he'd get his *** handed to him[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah we have a bunch of those here. They are in protective custody, but we call them pussies.


[QUOTE=Superpeer;15201525]That's so cute. So are the shower rape stories true?[/QUOTE]

Not all that often here, but yeah.

[QUOTE=Kage;15201532]DO you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?[/QUOTE]

and party every day!

What exactly do you do there, Dimmu?

Hmm, I like the free bed and food and movies part, but I don't like the showering with a bunch of frustrated men part, because I'm sure I'd be the first they'd pick.

So I have to do something fuc[I]k[/I]ed up enough, to get separated from the rest. But then the question is; would they still allow me to watch movies if I got 300 years in prison.

are you the guy that has to watch everybody take showers dimmu borger?

High on Fire have a new album out or what?

Okay, I see how it is. I'll shape up.

High On Fire I think do have a new album. I've got a friend in a band who might open for them.

jelle is a good mod

i read it, frowned but then went off to post elsewhere :upset:

If they were to ring at my door, I might open for them too.

And yes, Kage, PLZ DO.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15201594]jelle is a good mod[/QUOTE]

Jelle is a good [u]man[/u]

Jelle is not a man.

Vince, what are you implying?

Your a Women o_O

I don't know how you managed to squeeze so many grammatical errors into such a small sentence.

It's impressive actually.