**** you haters ima make a billion from this sport. The economic downturn is the perfect time to launch it as well. So many people are gonna be poor and have nothing to lose so they'll play to the death and maybe get a BJ in the breaks

sounds ancient roman

i like it

yeah tru hes right it does sound greek

Roman*

that's what he said

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don't you think it's obvious? [/quote]

Good. I was afraid you were one of those "omg Obama" people who were too busy to vote. We've got a campus full of them here.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16835475]lol this is nuts. What network would broadcast this?[/QUOTE]

Definitely Fox.

In between "Who Wants To Marry A Mass Murderer" and "Breaking the Pickpocket's Code: Thievery's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed!"

maybe each team could have a mascot but instead of being a dude in a suit it could be an actual panther/bear/whatever that could attack the other team

Yeah but they're only allowed as powerups.

like you have to fill some sort of meter to use them.

hahaha

yeah you have to get the golden idol to release the mascot.

i pity the team playing the georgia gatling guns

lingerie bowl is good too

this would be better

add powerups to lingerie bowl

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[QUOTE=big80smullet;16835682]yeah you have to get the golden idol to release the mascot.

i pity the team playing the georgia gatling guns[/QUOTE]
what about bears

i love bears

thats putrid

[QUOTE=McP3000;16835720]what about bears

i love bears[/QUOTE]

yes im sure a team will want to be bears.

this convo totally just made me think of baseketball

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16835731]yes im sure a team will want to be bears.[/QUOTE]

also I think teams should have to bid on team mascots so the lame cities get beat up on. like new york would get some sort of giant robot, but cleveland would be stuck with a pair of ferrets or something.

yeah man like a mascot draft but in reverse so the best team gets the best mascot

[QUOTE=Deth;16835738]also I think teams should have to bid on team mascots so the lame cities get beat up on. like new york would get some sort of giant robot, but cleveland would be stuck with a pair of ferrets or something.[/QUOTE]
this would be cool, but we dont have giant robots that kill

yet

Someone close this thread. It's time a new community thread was born.

clearly the need hasn't arisen until now

austin has said so

Austin is a vagina.

well the last few pages have been severely fagged up. the only cure is death.

We get the first good discussion in forever and he wants to close it.

Austin: Agent of ZOG

last few pages are the same stuff always found in this thread

Closing the thread will surely change the direction of the discussion.

actually yeah this discussion had be giggling.

proceed

edit: i just want to be on first page

im sorry we are not self stimulating ourselves while we talk about how tr00 and gr1m we are and how the other kids in junior high make fun of our slipknot backpakc

let's start tho

sorry austin


Some tapes just came in the mail but I was out buying cigarettes so I didn't get them until just now. Now I get to sit back with a wine cooler and look at them, since I have no tape player. brb crackwhore on the phone

That was a little too personal.

i am drinking milk. CALCIUM FTMFW

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16835804]That was a little too personal.[/QUOTE]

I could have gone farther, big boy.

Which is what she said.

pate dropping some bombs itt

pate is made from engorged goose livers

I could too, but I didn't!

I didn't think I said anything harsh or that hasn't been said in the last 50 pages.