[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]I like how you didn't contradict the "crusty" part.[/QUOTE]
I couldn't think of the contradictory adjective :-\ Smooth? Soft? I didn't want it to seem random.[QUOTE=Excursions]Shaven haven amirite amirite.

A guy walks into a secks toy shop looking for a blow up doll. He asks the owner how much they were. The owner asked them man what type he wanted muslim or white. The man asked what the difference was. He said teh muslim one can blow itself up. LMALOCKAZZO.[/QUOTE]
Yes.

Sucked.

[QUOTE=Excursions]Shaven haven amirite amirite.

A guy walks into a secks toy shop looking for a blow up doll. He asks the owner how much they were. The owner asked them man what type he wanted muslim or white. The man asked what the difference was. He said teh muslim one can blow itself up. LMALOCKAZZO.[/QUOTE]

/tells at school tomorrow.

Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

A: She was a women

My mate saw a bus crash today, then he saw the driver was a women, he's been laughing about it all day, it was funny at first too :(

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I couldn't think of the contradictory adjective :-\ Smooth? Soft? I didn't want it to seem random.[/QUOTE]

Bendable, elastic, flexible, pliable, pliant, soft, soggy, moist, take your pic, sir.

Or, you know, "Not crusty"

I quite enjoy the reissue of C&C's SSTB

Well I thought it was amusing.

Huh, men...

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Bendable, elastic, flexible, pliable, pliant, soft, soggy, moist, take your pic, sir.

Or, you know, "Not crusty"[/QUOTE]
Haha, moist.

I thought it was racist.

I'm muslim.

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?

A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven!

Q: How do you get your dishwasher to work?

A: Slap her!

:lol:

My mate was telling us jokes like that the other day...

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]I thought it was racist.

I'm muslim.[/QUOTE]

Sorry Dan. :upset:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Adam was their and he's gay.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Bendable, elastic, flexible, pliable, pliant, soft, soggy, moist, take your pic, sir.

Or, you know, "Not crusty"[/QUOTE]
It was moist. :)

I love women jokes. But there only truly great when theres a large group of guys, and one or two girls, and then you tell it.

gay.

I'm off to lab now, so go ahead and make fun because I can't defend now you asshats :mad:

(:))

I'm off to do stuff now, talk to you lot tomorow :wave:

[QUOTE=Rancid Dan]I'm off to do stuff* now, talk to you lot tomorow :wave:[/QUOTE]
*jerk off

You guys better stop making lame women jokes. I'm gonna get mighty pissed off.

[QUOTE=poprocks&coke]You guys better stop making lame women jokes. I'm gonna get mighty pissed off.[/QUOTE]

Could be worse, you could be an egg. Then your only gonna get laid once, and the only Bird who'll sit on your face is your mum. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Oz Rembrant]Could be worse, you could be an egg. Then your only gonna get laid once, and the only Bird who'll sit on your face is your mum. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Now that is pretty funny.

I thank Jack Dee.

Haha, I love him.

I'd hate to be his wife though... but he might be less miserable at home. Lol.

He probably is.

Night Thread!

BAMF!

:wave:

Dudes, I don't know if I'd get banned for asking this... but, would you guys do the free iPod nano thing with me? I need four or five people to sign up for this FREE thing, then do the same for the next person and we get a free iPod nano. And it's approved by the BBC.

Please??

[QUOTE=poprocks&coke]:wave:

Dudes, I don't know if I'd get banned for asking this... but, would you guys do the free iPod nano thing with me? I need four or five people to sign up for this FREE thing, then do the same for the next person and we get a free iPod nano. And it's approved by the BBC.

Please??[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'll do it for you. :)

Really?

I love you Chris, you're awesome.

I've been looking at the options, and it looks like you can get away with it by signing up to Screen Select for free, then claiming your iPod then quitting. I'll check it out properly though. :D

I just need 4 more people. Lol. I think I'll do it tomorrow.

Ok, am gonna go bed, im so tierd, i dont even care if its early
bye..

Just got back from Best Buy I got Evergreen Terrace-Sincerity Is An Easy Disguise In This Business.

Decent album, I'm off to bed to watch old-skool South Park on Paramount and then listen to HORSE The Band and Valencia in bed

Ya I like it from what I have heard.

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]Just got back from Best Buy I got Evergreen Terrace-Sincerity Is An Easy Disguise In This Business.[/QUOTE]
You should have gotten Co&Ca.

Tonight I completely rodgered my mates at poker.

:cool:

:rich:

How much didja get?

£10, not the most amount of money, but will fit nicely into the "Get Jamie A New mp3 Player" Fund.

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]You should have gotten Co&Ca.[/QUOTE]
Serious <3

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]You should have gotten Co&Ca.[/QUOTE]
It's out?

Vince, you know how I was rambling about how I had that new story but I didn't know how to put it in words exactly? Well, that's what I worked on last night :\

Anyways, hello to everyone.

NP: Brian Regan stand-up routine

How did it turn out?

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]How did it turn out?[/QUOTE]

Eh, fine, I guess. I got feedback from people, ranging from I did the right thing/did beyond what was expected of me to "I'm not going to comment because I don't want to misinterpret all that."

So, again, fine, I guess.

Pfft.

How are you doing?