[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]I hate that law. We need much stricter gun control here. See Bowling for Columbine by Michael Moore. Now, keep in mind, it's obviously got a huge liberal slant on it, but it's still a really really good movie. I agree with it. :p











[SIZE=1]...I'maliberal[/SIZE]

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

I saw that movie. I'm not American, but it still affects you.

Ah, those crazy preachers. When will they learn... :lol:

[QUOTE=Wintermute]And the Spaniards tried it on with us. What's you point?[/QUOTE]
Don't be a sore loser :p I really don't have a point :lol:

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Ah, those crazy preachers. When will they learn... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Time for a priest sex scandal joke:

So there's a new priest hired to a parish. The pastor is giving him the rules and regulations of the parish when they come to confession.

"Now, all you do, is sit here and listen. When they're done, look at their worst sin on this sheet. It will have a list of prayers below it to say. Got it?"

"Sure," said the new priest. So he goes off and starts doing things around the parish.

A lady is in the confessional booth, so the new priest goes in.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," said the woman. "It has been three months since my last confession. These are my sins. I gave a man a blow job. What do I do?"

The priest starts looking on the list, but doesn't see blow job. Frantically, he searches for something, but alas, finds nothing.

He quietly creeps out of the booth where upon he notices an altar boy lighting the candles. He whispers "Pssst! Altar boy! Come here!"

"Yes, Father? What do you need," asks the altar boy.

"What does Father Jenkins give for blow jobs," asks the new priest.

The altar boy responds, "Usually candy, but Tommy got a Coke last time."

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-Gav

Hehe, thats a good joke.

^ I thought so, too. I know lots of Michael Jackson ones, too.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

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-Gav

Ewwww.

Whens his trial?

Hey all

Heyy bassinator. :wave:

Paul: I have no idea, honestly.

When do you know it's bed time at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand goes over the little hand.

:thumb:

-Gav

Yoyo.

Yo Fox, hows it going?

Heyy Fox. :wave:

We never talk anymore, man. :upset:

:thumb:

-Gav

Anyone ever try spector performer 5? I like it and i wanna try it out.

Bleh, I'm off. Later MX. Always a pleasure. :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

Bye Gav.

:wave:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Bleh, I'm off. Later MX. Always a pleasure. :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
The pleasure is our mine :naughty:

C-YA :wave:

hey everyone back from school stupid sister wont leave me alone

Yeah, I think im going to go as well.

Imagine how great we would be if we spent as much time on bass as we do on these forums....

Nevermind.

[QUOTE=PaulR]Yeah, I think im going to go as well.

Imagine how great we would be if we spent as much time on bass as we do on these forums....

Nevermind.[/QUOTE]
Yea, but I can't play bass at work. :( C-YA :wave:

Later gav

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]hey everyone back from school stupid sister wont leave me alone[/QUOTE]
Hi lefty :wave:

kick your sister!

[QUOTE=Bassinator89]kick your sister![/QUOTE]
/\ sounds like a band name!!!! :thumb:

anyone wanna help me by giving me interview questions? Im jobshadowing my uncle tomorrow and i need more questions. The pressentation needs to be like 10 minutes long.

[QUOTE=Bassinator89]anyone wanna help me by giving me interview questions? Im jobshadowing my uncle tomorrow and i need more questions. The pressentation needs to be like 10 minutes long.[/QUOTE]
what do you have so far

what's your uncles job?

name, title, corporation,what is you rjob, how long hav eyou worked there, other positions before this one, education, salary, do you like it.

ask if he likes his co-workers/boss, he'd be honest with you probably. and you can tell your class, if he doesn't like them, why he doesn't. that would make for a fun presentation.

guess who just got accepted into the tri state honor band of ohio wooooooooo!

Guess who's ordering an Avatar cab tonight whooooooooooo

guess who is going to be home alone doing nothing tonight woooooooooooooo!



















:upset:

Moses?

i think not moses

I dont reall;y think i should ask about who he likes and doesnt, and hes a some sort of planning manager at hess refinery.

and i just found out today, it is now 100% official, General Patton has announced my favorite band is truely finished.
RIP Mr. Bungle. though the band only produced 3 albums, each was a masterpiece. those albums and the 4 demos will live on forever. :upset:

[QUOTE=Bassinator89]I dont reall;y think i should ask about who he likes and doesnt, and hes a some sort of planning manager at hess refinery.[/QUOTE]
psh, it would be funny... i would ask.

Hey guys

[QUOTE=BassVirtuoso]Hey guys[/QUOTE]
hi BV

hey , whatsup

hola